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  • maxfailing
    Unsaved trash, suspected retarded
    • Oct 2013
    • 10

    #1

    Hello! Unsaved Trash

    Hello my name is Malcolm and I have been a Christian for 10 years now. I am a big believer in God and all his beauty. I attend the Church of God. Not only am I a Christian I am also a future scientist. I believe God gave us a brain and expects us to use it. Joined this website to hopefully have fruitful discussions with my fellow christians, and educate them in their flaws just like the good Lord told me to.

    All Praise the Lord.
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
  • Donovan A. Mordecai
    True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2013
    • 763

    #2
    Re: Hello! Unsaved Trash

    Hello Max,


    What is your favorite Bible verse? Why would you want to become a satanist in the future? Is there some dark secret in your past that preverted you outlook on God?

    God Bless
    DAM
    Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
    Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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    • Thomas Taylor
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2012
      • 1486

      #3
      Re: Hello! Unsaved Trash

      Originally posted by maxfailing View Post
      Hello my name is Malcolm and I have been a Christian for 10 years now. I am a big believer in God and all his beauty. I attend the Church of God. Not only am I a Christian I am also a future scientist. I believe God gave us a brain and expects us to use it. Joined this website to hopefully have fruitful discussions with my fellow christians, and educate them in their flaws just like the good Lord told me to.

      All Praise the Lord.
      Welcome to the forums maxine. Does your husband know you are using the internets? Why would a young lady want to be a scientist? Your job is to cook, clean, wash, iron, cut the grass and spit out little soldiers for Jesus.

      Anyway, what is your favourite Bible verse and how is your Walk with Jesus helping you in your life?

      How did it feel when Jesus first touched you and filled you with His conditional Love?
      Isaiah 66:15

      For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #4
        Re: Hello! Unsaved Trash

        Originally posted by maxfailing View Post
        Hello my name is Malcolm and I have been a Christian for 10 years now. I am a big believer in God and all his beauty. I attend the Church of God. Not only am I a Christian I am also a future scientist. I believe God gave us a brain and expects us to use it. Joined this website to hopefully have fruitful discussions with my fellow christians, and educate them in their flaws just like the good Lord told me to.

        All Praise the Lord.
        Dear friend, if God wanted you to use your brain, then why did He create you with the incapacity to see that science contradicts the Bible on everything from astronomy to meteorology to biology to geometry to geology? Science has done very little but seek to portray the Bible as the product of ignorant desert nomads with malnutrition induced brain damage. If a word of the scientific community is true, then why have they failed to find geological evidence of a global flood, why do they claim that pi is not equal to 3, that bats are mammals, that the universe was created before the Babylonians invented beer, and that the Earth is not flat as the gospel teaches? Why do the Christ murdering Israelis claim that they have not yet found archaeological evidence supporting the existence of a Davidian Kingdom, when we know that the Israelite nation was so great and powerful? If this is not evidence that modern science is nothing more than a huge Satanic conspiracy, then what is it? An excuse for anal sex and abortion? Please, enlighten us all.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • maxfailing
          Unsaved trash, suspected retarded
          • Oct 2013
          • 10

          #5
          Re: Hello! Unsaved Trash

          Originally posted by Donovan A. Mordecai View Post
          Hello Max,


          What is your favorite Bible verse? Why would you want to become a satanist in the future? Is there some dark secret in your past that preverted you outlook on God?

          God Bless
          DAM
          I don't believe that I mentioned Satan, there seems to be a disconnect. Nothing has perverted my outlook of God. My favorite bible verse is:

          Proverbs 14:15
          The simple believeth every word: but the prudent man looketh well to his going.
          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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          • maxfailing
            Unsaved trash, suspected retarded
            • Oct 2013
            • 10

            #6
            Re: Hello! Unsaved Trash

            I am a male, not a female. Dont feel bad for your mistake. My favorite bible verse is:

            Proverbs 14:15

            15 The simple believeth every word: but the prudent man looketh well to his going.
            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            • maxfailing
              Unsaved trash, suspected retarded
              • Oct 2013
              • 10

              #7
              Re: Hello! Unsaved Trash

              First off Pi is not equal to 3, if you have every taking geometry of calculus you can see how Pi is derived by the properties of a circle.

              Bats are mammals, and are the only mammals that can fly! Fun fact! Just look at the definition of mammals and your confusion will be cleared.

              There has not been any evidence on a global flood, nor would it be possible. There is not enough water in the biosphere.

              And of course the World is round?! We have pictures that the World is round. When have you heard of someone falling of the earth silly?!?

              I hope you enjoy knowledge just like God would want everyone to enjoy!!
              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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              • Thomas Taylor
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2012
                • 1486

                #8
                Re: Hello! Unsaved Trash

                Originally posted by maxfailing View Post
                First off Pi is not equal to 3, if you have every taking geometry of calculus you can see how Pi is derived by the properties of a circle.

                Bats are mammals, and are the only mammals that can fly! Fun fact! Just look at the definition of mammals and your confusion will be cleared.

                There has not been any evidence on a global flood, nor would it be possible. There is not enough water in the biosphere.

                And of course the World is round?! We have pictures that the World is round. When have you heard of someone falling of the earth silly?!?

                I hope you enjoy knowledge just like God would want everyone to enjoy!!
                So what you are saying, young lady, is that you totally refute the Word of God?

                Now, tell us why you really came here.
                Isaiah 66:15

                For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #9
                  Re: Hello! Unsaved Trash

                  Ladies and gentlemen, we can all go home now, as dear Max has informed us that the Holy Bible is unfortunately mistaken, and every single person on the face of the earth since Moses penned Genesis has naturally misunderstood it. Let us now thank the Good Lord for sending Max here to straighten us all out, lest we assume we can believe the Holy Bible. How silly we've been this whole time to have actually trusted the LORD to mean what He says and say what He means in His Holy Scriptures.

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Scott Cole
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2013
                    • 193

                    #10
                    Re: Hello! Unsaved Trash

                    Originally posted by maxfailing View Post
                    blah blah blah *ravings of a lunatic*

                    And of course the World is round?! We have pictures that the World is round. When have you heard of someone falling of the earth silly?!?

                    I hope you enjoy knowledge just like God would want everyone to enjoy!!
                    You believe the world is round just because there a few pictures supporting that 'theory'?



                    Isaiah 11:12

                    And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the earth.
                    Daniel 4:11

                    The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto heaven, and the sight thereof to the ENDS OF ALL THE EARTH
                    Jeremiah 16:19

                    O LORD, my strength, and my fortress, and my refuge in the day of affliction, the Gentiles shall come unto thee from the ENDS OF THE EARTH, and shall say, Surely our fathers have inherited lies, vanity, and things wherein there is no profit
                    Nice try

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                    • ExGay Alex
                      Helping boys become upright model citizens
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2008
                      • 1295

                      #11
                      Re: Hello! Unsaved Trash

                      Originally posted by maxfailing View Post
                      Hello my name is Malcolm and I have been a Christian for 10 years now. I am a big believer in God and all his beauty. I attend the Church of God. Not only am I a Christian I am also a future scientist. I believe God gave us a brain and expects us to use it. Joined this website to hopefully have fruitful discussions with my fellow christians, and educate them in their flaws just like the good Lord told me to.

                      All Praise the Lord.
                      Educate us in our flaws? Tsk Tsk. I see True Christian© next to my name and unsaved trash next to yours. That means you have flaws, not me. True Christians are perfect

                      Look around and learn something, and if you have any questions, bring it up with a True Christian for an answer that is clear and 100% correct.
                      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                      • maxfailing
                        Unsaved trash, suspected retarded
                        • Oct 2013
                        • 10

                        #12
                        Re: Hello! Unsaved Trash

                        Where are the four corners of the earth? God doesn't want man to ignore fact, and to lie about the world he created.
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • Pastor Ed Lowman
                          Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                          Always kind and loving
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 1838

                          #13
                          Re: Hello! Unsaved Trash

                          Originally posted by maxfailing View Post
                          Where are the four corners of the earth? God doesn't want man to ignore fact, and to lie about the world he created.
                          You, sir, are yet more proof of how confused suckular scientist types are. Folks like you don't know whether you are coming or going.

                          You accuse us of ignoring, and yet you ignore that God gets to lie about His creation (if what you say is true) and when we defend Him and His Holy Book, you accuse us of ignoring facts about the world He created? Aren't you ignoring the sacred Scriptures, Mr. Failed Max?

                          The reality is, you are going to have to choose between God's Book and the world's science, but you can't pick both. Either God is right when He says that Pi=3 and that there was a great flood, or He's not. I speak for all True Christians™ when I quote Joshua 24:15...

                          And if it seem evil unto you to serve the Lord, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.

                          Regards,

                          Pastor Ed

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #14
                            Re: Hello! Unsaved Trash

                            Originally posted by maxfailing View Post
                            Where are the four corners of the earth? God doesn't want man to ignore fact, and to lie about the world he created.
                            The Bible does not say. Therefore we can safely conclude that this knowledge is not critical to salvation.

                            You would make God out to be a liar, because you prefer culture bound scientific THEORIES to His ageless wisdom?

                            Strange that you would call yourself a Christian, when you seem to disagree with most of what God has to say in His righteous word.
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • WilliamJenningsBryan
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 9384

                              #15
                              Re: Hello! Unsaved Trash

                              Originally posted by maxfailing View Post
                              First off Pi is not equal to 3, if you have every taking geometry of calculus you can see how Pi is derived by the properties of a circle.

                              Bats are mammals, and are the only mammals that can fly! Fun fact! Just look at the definition of mammals and your confusion will be cleared.

                              There has not been any evidence on a global flood, nor would it be possible. There is not enough water in the biosphere.

                              And of course the World is round?! We have pictures that the World is round. When have you heard of someone falling of the earth silly?!?

                              I hope you enjoy knowledge just like God would want everyone to enjoy!!
                              I don't know how you can make such an assertion, but do me a favor and go tell that to Al Gore - he seems to think it can happen.

                              There is evidence of a global flood if you have been reading about these things that the archeologists have uncovered. As to there not being enough water, in the last 6,000 years it's possible that a great deal of the original water the God provided has evaporated into the firmament.
                              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                              ...and get off my lawn
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