[Allyson]

Re: My Personal Introduction

Welcome to God's friendly forums! However I am a bit concerned on your name "PokemonMaster" I've read up on those horrid things on the wonderful forums here and these things called "Pokemon" seem to be a thing of the devil. As your name says PokemonMaster, It appears you are associating yourself with the devil! How frightening

Redeemed Papist refers to them as:

imaginary miniature demons

Below, said by Jeb Stuart Thurmond, he states how "Pokemon" are distracting and inspire children to become masters and have other objectives that take priority over living for Christ.

The Pokemon mania supports a financial conglomerate that knows how to feed the frenzy. The television series is free, but it drives the multi-billion dollar business. It also inspires the obsessive new games that disrupt schools and families by giving the children --
a seductive vision: to become Pokemon masters
a tempting promise: supernatural power
a new objective: keep collecting Pokemon
an urgent command: "gotta catch them all"

He also mentions that it has many un-Christian ideals and influences

Buddhist Mysticism, Hinduism, meditation rituals, Egyptian Book of the Dead, Book of Tao, the Analects of Confucius, the Gita, the I Ching, The Tibetan Book of the Dead: All These Philosophies influenced Pokemon!

The worst of all can be found in the Pokemon movie as stated by Mr. Thurmond

Offense to God
speaks to evolution and not to Creation
psychic powers to control others
demon-acting pokemon; a gargoyle with the ability to control massive fire and power
portrayal that tears can resurrect from the dead

Both threads covering the sinful intenitions of these things called "Pokemon" can be found here:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...hlight=pokemon

and here:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...040#post126040

I'm just hoping this is a horrible coincidence. I would greatly appreciate you explaining how you decided upon that name.

[PokermonMasterbator]

Re: My Personal Introduction

I'm just hoping this is a horrible coincidence. I would greatly appreciate you explaining how you decided upon that name.

My name came from my brother who is not a god fearing man whom I have tried many times to show Gods love. I did not know of the dangers of Pokemon before I joined these forums, I have prayed for forgiveness for supporting these satanic games. I am a creationist and I'll forever be, I do not follow Darwin or his unproven frowned upon studies.

I have since last night given my paraphernalia to a trash can for I won't be needing eternal damnation.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: My Personal Introduction

I won't be needing eternal damnation.

Well PRAISE THE LORD INDEED!

Another sinner has told Satan to take his lies and promises and faulty logic and trickery and put them where the sun don't shine!

Son, have you confessed your sins to Jesus yet? Have you dropped to your knees and begged Him to spare your sorry excuse of a life? Have you pleaded with Him to turn a blind eye to that sin nature that disgusts Him so that He would rather vomit everything ever eaten, twice, than to spend a day with your sinful self in Heaven? Have you been cleaned by the Blood of Christ?

You know, we serve the LORD here at Landover, and our pastors guarantee Salvation for those who are sincere. You can show your sincerity by sending a love offering to the church. All you need to do is email one of the pastors (email available on every page, as well as individually through the pastors' signatures). Your sincerity cannot be hidden, friend, not from the LORD or those He ordains to do His Holy Work on earth.

Oh may the LORD Bless you, dear!

[Allyson]

Re: My Personal Introduction

Glory! Thanks for the reassurance and taking the time to explain your horrid display name! I'm sorry you still have to use it. I am overjoyed to hear you are opening your heart and mind for the Lord! If you have any questions, your favorite people on God's favorite forum are here to help and answer!

YIC- Allyson

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: My Personal Introduction

My name came from my brother...

Perhaps once you have gained sufficient trust from the Pastors, you could privately message them and respectfully request that your name be changed to reflect your rejection of Satan's lies.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Personal Introduction

My name came from my brother who is not a god fearing man whom I have tried many times to show Gods love. I did not know of the dangers of Pokemon before I joined these forums, I have prayed for forgiveness for supporting these satanic games. I am a creationist and I'll forever be, I do not follow Darwin or his unproven frowned upon studies.

I have since last night given my paraphernalia to a trash can for I won't be needing eternal damnation.

Were you aware that Anglicans are false Christians? Nothing but trumped up papists, really. You make Jesus want to vomit.

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