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So,my name is Rosanne and I am not a new Christian. But,I am new when it comes to Computers. So,I am having a hard time finding out where I should introduce myself?? And,I am hoping that I have found the right place as to let you that I am not a liberal Christian. Meaning that I rely on the Word of God alone--and not my feelings or opinions. And,the reason as to why I have bought a Computer is so that I can read sermons written by Godly Pastors.
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Hi, Rosanne. Welcome to the forum. You've found the right place to introduce yourself, yet you haven't introduced yourself properly. Please tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.sigpic Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
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Welcome Rosanne!
If you are married, then has your husband given you permission to be online? If you are not married, has your father given his permission?
I am assuming the man above you is a Christian and we look out for each other to keep our women safe.
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I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?
Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Re: My name is Rosanne
Rosanna, you've got the right idea! I don't feel like I want to hit you, and that is a really good sign!WARNING:
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Re: My name is Rosanne
Hi Rosanne! Here's a little tip, awhile back another new Christian woman introduced herself here and in an effort to show her personal side, sent us a wonderful picture of her eating a big juicy piece of pie! Possibly, you could break the ice with something very similar to that? And a big welcome to our Godly forum!!! YIC.Comment
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Welcome Rosanne, Christian sister that you are!Originally posted by Rosanne View Post
Tell us of your adventures with Jesus and a little about yourself. Have you contacted the Finance Ministry to work out an equitable tithing arrangement?
God Bless!God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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Re: My name is Rosanne
Welcome to God's favorite forum, ma'am. I can't believe that not one of my idiotic congregation members has taken the trouble to provide you with a LINK to my Sermons yet. And you did say that's why you're here...
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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