I am a proud "Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch"

[Femi-Nazi]

On a lovely suggestion by Pastor Ezekiel, I am here to introduce my wonderful self!

I am a PROUD:

ATHIEST
FEMINAZI
BISEXUAL
MAN-DOMINATING
LOUD-MOUTH BITCH

TRY ALL YOU WANT TO CHASE THE DEMONS OUT OF MY ASS, YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED!

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I am a proud "Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch"

On a lovely suggestion by Pastor Ezekiel, I am here to introduce my wonderful self!

I am a PROUD:

ATHIEST
FEMINAZI
BISEXUAL
MAN-DOMINATING
LOUD-MOUTH BITCH

TRY ALL YOU WANT TO CHASE THE DEMONS OUT OF MY ASS, YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED!

I doubt very much that we will, but we will try. Hope you enjy being burnt for all eternity because that's what will happen whe God judges you and finds you lacking

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I am a proud "Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch"

Welcome to our forums, dear!

You know, with a bit of attention to your appearance, a little color on your cheeks maybe, and put your hair up in a nice style, and perhaps the men won't avoid you. Then you don't have to be a feminist any more.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I am a proud "Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch"

tl:dr

Where do you go to church? Do you have your husband's permission to be using the computer?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: I am a proud "Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch"

Welcome to our forums, dear!

You know, with a bit of attention to your appearance, a little color on your cheeks maybe, and put your hair up in a nice style, and perhaps the men won't avoid you. Then you don't have to be a feminist any more.

As always, so wise and helpful, Sister Mary!

I would have told her to get back under her bridge, but you instead are so patient and helpful. Perhaps shopping for some feminine garments will help too:

Deuteronomy 22:5 - The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so [are] abomination unto the LORD thy God.

So, get rid of your bib-overalls and work boots and get you a nice dress and modest heels and present yourself submissively to True Christian™ men.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I am a proud "Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch"

...I am a PROUD:

ATHIEST...

Oh, for crying out loud.

IT'S SPELLED ATHEIST, from the Greek ἄθεος (atheos), meaning "without god(s)".

Carry on showing off your gnollij and wizdumb.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I am a proud "Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch"

Oh, for crying out loud.

IT'S SPELLED ATHEIST, from the Greek ἄθεος (atheos), meaning "without god(s)".

Carry on showing off your gnollij and wizdumb.

She's even more athier than you! She's the very athiest!

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: I am a proud "Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch"

On a lovely suggestion by Pastor Ezekiel, I am here to introduce my wonderful self!

I am a PROUD:

ATHIEST
FEMINAZI
BISEXUAL
MAN-DOMINATING
LOUD-MOUTH BITCH

TRY ALL YOU WANT TO CHASE THE DEMONS OUT OF MY ASS, YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED!

But you won't be dominating satan who will treat you worse than the class-clown-turned-womanizer who first dumped you and set you on this quest to burn bras and hate patriarchy. When satan has you bent over and screaming bloody-murder - frying in that excess oil on your face and in your hair - don't say we didn't try to warn you.

Thou art weighed in the balances, and art found wanting. (Daniel 5:27)

Pastor Ed

[Bill R. Briscoe]

Re: I am a proud "Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch"

On a lovely suggestion by Pastor Ezekiel, I am here to introduce my wonderful self!

I am a PROUD:

ATHIEST
FEMINAZI
BISEXUAL
MAN-DOMINATING
LOUD-MOUTH BITCH

TRY ALL YOU WANT TO CHASE THE DEMONS OUT OF MY ASS, YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED!

You can attempt to mask your intentions on this site, but it is very clear that you are seeking guidance. We're not here to convert you, but rather you are here for a purpose. God has brought you to these sacred forums for a reason.

You can label yourself as many ungodly titles as you want, but if you will take a look at the only important label you've given yourself - which I've outlined in the color red (hopefully you can still differentiate as the inability to see color that comes with the rabid canine qualities of becoming a bulldyke can take a steadfast grip with blinding speed, literally) - the path of Our Holy Savior may not yet be out of reach for you.

Pride will severely handicap your chances of not being cast into the lake during the second death, and it sounds like you're already proud of being severely handicapped, so do not think I am saying that humbling yourself will be an easy task. Let us take a look at some scripture:

Proverbs 16:5
Every one that is proud in heart is an abomination to the Lord: though hand join in hand, he shall not be unpunished.

Galatians 6:3
For if a man think himself to be something, when he is nothing, he deceiveth himself.

In fact, Proverbs would be a great place to start for a dog such as yourself. Nice and short sentences. Quick and to the point, nothing too difficult for a devolving human-like mutt to take in.

Proverbs 16:18
Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

Proverbs 11:2
When pride cometh, then cometh shame: but with the lowly is wisdom.

Proverbs 26:12
Seest thou a man wise in his own conceit? there is more hope of a fool than of him.

If you can make it through Proverbs without chasing your own hindquarters, get up off of all fours and walk to your nearest Baptist church. Only then can you truly get on all fours and beg for forgiveness, open your mouth and let Jesus fill it with His gushing Spirit.

Shout Glory!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: I am a proud "Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch"

On a lovely suggestion by Pastor Ezekiel, I am here to introduce my wonderful self!

I am a PROUD:

ATHIEST
FEMINAZI
BISEXUAL
MAN-DOMINATING
LOUD-MOUTH BITCH

TRY ALL YOU WANT TO CHASE THE DEMONS OUT OF MY ASS, YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED!

Oh my - caps and all, maybe to shock us? We've seen it all before - the depravity and sin, so that will get you nowhere around here.

Please share with us - are you a first, second, or third wave Feminazi Bitch?

[Jon Bradley]

Re: I am a proud "Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch"

I am a PROUD, etc etc

It isn't a competition of how many special places of Hell you will be tortured in

In His Grip,

Jon Oberon Bradley, DDs

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: I am a proud "Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch"

Obviously it's a sin to reject God, believe that women are inherently equal to men, to have lesbian sex, to make masters subject to their subjects, and to be a shrieking harpie, but I think what is most offensive of all is that you are PROUD.

Not only that, you are proud to be proud, which makes it twice as worse.

Still, even though you are a worthless sinner, I do offer you forgiveness and understanding, so that you may join us in Jesus's prideless flock. We have no pride. All we have is shame.

Would you like to join us?