[TheIrishGrimm]

Re: Hello!

The 1970's called. They want their fashion back.

I actually dress like this because it's really the only way I feel comfortable. It may look silly to most people, but it's how I like looking!

No jokes here, bro. Welcome to our friendly forums, created by Himself for the purpose of sharing His love and His Word with everyone, including you.

I hope you are aware that the LORD led you to us. While you may feel apathetic at this point, once you have experienced our love and kindness, you might just find yourself on your knees.

I will pray for you and hope that you'll stick around.

Brother Larry

I suppose we'll see.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Hello!

I actually dress like this because it's really the only way I feel comfortable. It may look silly to most people, but it's how I like looking!



I suppose we'll see.

Son, I remember my days in the 70's as one of those punks. Listening to Gary Glitter, Slade and TRB, dressing up in women's clothing, taking the drugs and the drink and getting on my knees for hairy strangers. Luckily I found Jesus and through Him God. Son, repent now and maybe you and your family will have a chance to escape an eternity in hell.

[TheIrishGrimm]

Re: Hello!

Son, I remember my days in the 70's as one of those punks. Listening to Gary Glitter, Slade and TRB, dressing up in women's clothing, taking the drugs and the drink and getting on my knees for hairy strangers. Luckily I found Jesus and through Him God. Son, repent now and maybe you and your family will have a chance to escape an eternity in hell.

Gary Glitter? Slade? The Tob Robinson Band?

Pretty poor taste in music my friend.

I'm straight edge. I don't drink or do drugs. And the only person I have any kind of relations with, the only person I've ever had relations with, is my wife!

Thanks for your concern, but I'm fine.

[Jon Bradley]

Re: Hello!

I'm an anarchist, and I'm a nihilist.

After this ^

This is what I look like.

That wasn't a big surprise ^


In His Grip,


Professor Jon O. Bradley

[TheIrishGrimm]

Re: Hello!

After this ^



That wasn't a big surprise ^


In His Grip,


Professor Jon O. Bradley

This made me chuckle. You're right though, there's certainly a style that goes along with my beliefs.

[A Follower]

Re: Hello!

I'm straight edge. I don't drink or do drugs. And the only person I have any kind of relations with, the only person I've ever had relations with, is my wife!

Thanks for your concern, but I'm fine.

Strange, I pulled up your file from the DoF, and it shows a large number of heroin purchases. Although heroin isn't specifically mentioned in The Bible as illegal, lying is expressly forbidden, you would do well to take up some morals from our Baptist faith. You will not be "fine" until you've started adhering to all.

[Jon Bradley]

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I have read the whole Bible cover to cover a few times

If you have, indeed, read The Good Book cover to cover (a few times) my Mohican friend. You wouldn't be dabbling in unholy politics or married to a man named Jayne. You would be on the straight & narrow, with a proper haircut, a healthy fear of your elders, and a dash of Divine Justice directed at the evil in this world. Now, there is some water near you, are you willing to be baptized (and to lose that From the Devil mohawk)?

In His Grip,

Professor Jon O. Bradley

[TheIrishGrimm]

Re: Hello!

Strange, I pulled up your file from the DoF, and it shows a large number of heroin purchases. Although heroin isn't specifically mentioned in The Bible as illegal, lying is expressly forbidden, you would do well to take up some morals from our Baptist faith. You will not be "fine" until you've started adhering to all.

I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a joke, or an attempt to rile me up. But either way, I've never purchased heroin. Though I do know how the drug world operates, and if I were to ever have been on heroin, I'd certainly not leave a paper trail!

Thanks for being concerned enough to do whatever it is you claim to have done though!

[TheIrishGrimm]

Re: Hello!

If you have, indeed, read The Good Book cover to cover (a few times) my Mohican friend. You wouldn't be dabbling in unholy politics or married to a man named Jayne. You would be on the straight & narrow, with a proper haircut, a healthy fear of your elders, and a dash of Divine Justice directed at the evil in this world. Now, there is some water near you, are you willing to be baptized (and to lose that From the Devil mohawk)?

In His Grip,

Professor Jon O. Bradley

I don't see where insulting my wife by calling her a man is supposed to get you if you're attempting to convert me, but it made me chuckle anyway!

I have indeed read the Bible, and I don't believe in it. I have also read several other religious texts and I don't believe in those either.

Just like I've read many real books like The Lord of the Rings, knowing full well that everything contained within them are real!

Now, back to the wife thing. You can say whatever you wish about me, and I won't mind. But I respectfully appeal to the grace I know Jesus is said to have had, and therefor you should also have (1 John 2:6), and ask that you not mention her in that way again!

Thanks!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Also, what's with the empty closet with all the hangers?

Psst, this is his abortion clinic supplies. These goths find pregnant women then kill their unborn children for sport.

[TheIrishGrimm]

Re: Hello!

I seem to have made a typo! I meant to say many other books like The Lord of the Rings, and I also meant to say that the things in those books aren't real! My mistake!

Psst, this is his abortion clinic supplies. These goths find pregnant women then kill their unborn children for sport.

That's funny, but in truth I am very against abortion!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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That's funny, but in truth I am very against abortion!

Sure, I believe that. Let me guess, you have a bridge for sale, too.

[Jon Bradley]

Re: Hello!

I don't see where insulting my wife by calling her a man is supposed to get you if you're attempting to convert me, but it made me chuckle anyway!

and ask that you not mention her in that way again!

Hmmm are you upset that you laughed?

http://www.babycenter.com/baby-names-jayne-728175.htm

Just like I've read many real books like The Lord of the Rings, knowing full well that everything contained within them are real!

You believe in Giants and Dragons and Sorcery according to Tolkien but you don't believe in Giants and Dragons and Sorcery according to God

Your inconsistency could be the after effects of The H

In His Grip,

Professor Jon O. Bradley

[TheIrishGrimm]

Re: Hello!

Hmmm are you upset that you laughed?

http://www.babycenter.com/baby-names-jayne-728175.htm

You believe in Giants and Dragons and Sorcery according to Tolkien but you don't believe in Giants and Dragons and Sorcery according to God

Your inconsistency could be the after effects of The H

In His Grip,

Professor Jon O. Bradley

Sorry, that part of the post was a typo! I made a correction post soon after, because I couldn't figure out how to edit!

Sure, I believe that. Let me guess, you have a bridge for sale, too.

Nope! I actually don't own any property!

[TheIrishGrimm]

Re: Hello!

Hmmm are you upset that you laughed?

I laughed because it was a ridiculous statement, not because it was funny!

Though I would like to say that I've been very civil as of yet, and all I ask of anyone is to please not insult my wife. I'll admit to being fair game, though!

And, once again, I've never done heroin!

Unfortunately for you, my friend, the DoF wouldn't have any records of drug deals. And even if it did, it's in the wrong country.