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My father, after careful consideration, granted me permission to fellowship with you all. I greet the sisters with a friendly hug and the brothers with my eyes cast to the floor. I am Naomi Ruth, 23, as of yet unmarried (Father wouldn't grant permission to the last five suitors) but open to finding a pious, Christian gentleman. It is not a man that I seek here, but only to draw closer to my Lord Jesus. I discovered my sinful nature under the teaching of my parents. At 10 years of age, I accepted our Lord and begged forgiveness of my transgressions. My favorite verse from our Holy Bible: Exodus 21:28: If an oxe gore a man, or a woman, that they die, then the oxe shal be surely stoned, and his flesh shall not be eaten: but the owner of the oxe shall be quitte. I learned this verse at Clifton Falls Christian School in first grade. My parents took me out of that school and homeschooled me from that point since they learned non-Baptists were allowed to attend. I long to be a part of your family. May Jesus love be with you always. Naomi Ruth Lamb
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1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
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You must have a good father to of been able to protect you from all the guinea wops and half breed wetbacks in Clifton. My own parents never let me cross Nortj East over Mt. Hebron Road as there were concerned for the purity of my rectum. Of course, no one in thier right mind went below Valley Road except to drop off help in Bloomfield that worked on Sunday.
I'll pray Jesus finds you suitable to a man this coming season of the celebration of Jesus. Perhaps if you offered from fresh, steaming pie to the young men of the Church, one make find you acceptable.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. -
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Welcome, Miss Naomi! I greet your wonderful gift of a hug with open arms! Hopefully you have some lovely recipes you'd like to share with us womenfolk. If there's anything we love more than eating, it's cooking!
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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My father screened your reply to me prior to allowing me to read it. He thanks you for your fine compliment and asks if you are related to the Hutchins family from Flag Mountain. He went to school with a Cletus Hutchins. Cletus was a dairy farmer until a strange malady affected his cows, and they perished. Father thinks it had to do with a sin that he would not explain to me. I do make a variety of pies, having been at the apron strings of my dear mother every time she baked. A humorous story: Once, Mother was making a pie and I said, "Mother, why do you make pies for father so often?" She laughed and said, "Daughter, it's either the pie way or the highway." We giggled for hours, as women are known to do. I hope my story doesn't bring you displeasure. My father just told me to ask you (He is seated at my desk, supervising me) if you have sons that are in need of a good pie. I am blushing, as women are known to do. Oh, my - he says I have spoken too many words already and should wait for further permission to speak. May our Lord bless and keep you, Sir. Naomi Ruth Lamb1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in 50 States and Canada
!Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.
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How kind of you, Victory. Mother and I are knitting a sweater for my Grandmother this afternoon and then we will be deciding the menu for the Senior Citizens Dinner for the Saturday Bible Study Group. Our Thanksgiving guests have all gone and I just finished doing the dishes. Do you make doilies? I love making doilies with Mother and Aunt Tessa Beth Sue. We make doilies for nursing homes and donate them to Homes Without Doilies in Gifford's Gap. I would love sharing recipes with you, my new friend. You are so lovely in your photo. Father has not yet given me permission to post a photograph. Hugs, Naomi Ruth LambPS: My father just called us chatty peahens. Hahahahaha!Originally posted by VictoryOS View PostWelcome, Miss Naomi! I greet your wonderful gift of a hug with open arms! Hopefully you have some lovely recipes you'd like to share with us womenfolk. If there's anything we love more than eating, it's cooking!1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in 50 States and Canada
!Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.
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Welcome, Naomi Ruth. What a wonderful name your father gave you! Tell us why Exodus 21:28 really speaks to you.sigpic Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
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Welcome to the God house!
I Peter 3:15-16: But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and fear: Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ.Comment
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This verse tells me that when an ox harms me, I mean more to the Lord than some silly ox does. As the well known passage tells us, consider the lilies of the field - they toil not, neither do they spin.Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
Our God is one of fierce power and discipline, but also one of undeniable love for those that follow every word of His Bible (The King James 1611). One may as well use other translations to line a bird cage.
Father is warning me not to be too wordy when speaking with a man. I apologize if I was annoying, Sir.1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in 50 States and Canada
!Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.
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I do not like the Scottish; neither do I associate with unsaved fools; kindly do not direct messages to me again, lest I pray for the Lord to smite you with warts in your naughty areas. My father only allows me to associate with other Christian women and Godly men (with supervision).Originally posted by Infinity View PostWelcome to the God house!
In Jesus Name,
Naomi Ruth Lamb1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in 50 States and Canada
!Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.
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Glory and Hallelujah! It is lovely to see your father rearing a fine Christian woman and preparing her for marital servitude.Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
His beatings must have been swift and powerful.
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Mr. Rob,Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
I often endured the blessing of correction at the hands of my father. One day when I was but 14, I spoke to a boy outside an ice cream store, not noticing that my father was watching across the street. Suddenly I felt his familiar hand on my behind, as he screamed at me. "Young lady, if you want ice cream, you can make it yourself, and if you want to speak to a boy, you will ask my permission in advance." I spent 2 hours in seclusion that evening, praying and praying that I would find the forgiveness of my Heavenly Father as well as my earthly one. A few months later, father forgave me and allowed me to go shopping with Mother.
How nice of you to greet me. I've probably spoken more than I should since you, as a man, have better things to do than listen to a woman ramble. My apologies. Perhaps I could prepare a pie for you someday?
Wishing you blessings,
Naomi Ruth Lamb1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in 50 States and Canada
!Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.
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An enticing offer indeed. With the permission of your father it can be arranged perhaps; I am not sure how he would feel about you offering pie to a man outside of the household.Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
Don't forget we have a forum section solely for women to chat in! There you can babble about your favorite kitchen appliances and recipes with other females.
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Father has granted permission for us to speak within limits, and also for me to prepare a pie for you. Would you like my steamy cherry or a cool slice of pumpkin?Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View PostAn enticing offer indeed. With the permission of your father it can be arranged perhaps; I am not sure how he would feel about you offering pie to a man outside of the household.
Don't forget we have a forum section solely for women to chat in! There you can babble about your favorite kitchen appliances and recipes with other females.
I am very impressed by the awards you've been given, Sir. Are ladies given the chance to earn those? I must go now since Mother needs help with finding her crochet hook. It's the funniest thing! She crochets and then forgets where she puts it in between times. We laugh about it often.
In Christian Humility and Subservience,
Naomi Ruth Lamb1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in 50 States and Canada
!Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.
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I wish I had a father like yours. Pleased to meet you!
1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.Comment
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The slice of pumpkin seems the most suitable for the season, thank you. Perhaps you can bring it to Sunday's service. But I warn you, my late wife's pies were of high caliber, so I may be desensitized to anything of mediocrity (rest her soul).Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View PostComment
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