[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Introduction

Dear Jesus-hater,

Go away. Come back after you've read your Bible. Start at Genesis 1:1 and read straight through to Revelation 22:21 and don't skip any parts.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Introduction

Um, hello forum go-ers. I came to this forum to learn more about Christianity and the Bible (I don't have the king James version). Is that alright with you?

The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independent Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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