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  • TaniaM
    Unsaved trash, sheep-loving aussie
    • Dec 2013
    • 42

    #1

    Hi, how are you

    Hi, im a young lady who woud love to get to know you all better.
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Hi, how are you

    That's nice. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • TaniaM
      Unsaved trash, sheep-loving aussie
      • Dec 2013
      • 42

      #3
      Re: Hi, how are you

      I dont relly go to church. I just like the idea of Christian brotherhood and sharing. I would also love to meet a god fearing man sometime.

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      • Halleluyah Rob
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2010
        • 353

        #4
        Re: Hi, how are you

        Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
        I dont relly go to church. I just like the idea of Christian brotherhood and sharing. I would also love to meet a god fearing man sometime.
        I do believe Mrs. Etheldreda asked what your favorite Bible verse is.

        You don't attend Church you say? Why do you treat the LORD with such disrespect that you refuse to even worship or tithe a mere 10% of your earnings to Him?

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22373

          #5
          Re: Hi, how are you

          Do you have your father's permission to post here?
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • TaniaM
            Unsaved trash, sheep-loving aussie
            • Dec 2013
            • 42

            #6
            Re: Hi, how are you

            Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
            I do believe Mrs. Etheldreda asked what your favorite Bible verse is.

            You don't attend Church you say? Why do you treat the LORD with such disrespect that you refuse to even worship or tithe a mere 10% of your earnings to Him?
            What is he going to do with my earnings, and how am I going to give him my money? Does he take cash?

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            • Halleluyah Rob
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2010
              • 353

              #7
              Re: Hi, how are you

              Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
              What is he going to do with my earnings, and how am I going to give him my money? Does he take cash?
              It is Biblical law for Christians to tithe 10% of their earnings to their respective Churches. Genesis 28:22 clearly calls for it.

              See this for further details, if you really are so curious.

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              • TaniaM
                Unsaved trash, sheep-loving aussie
                • Dec 2013
                • 42

                #8
                Re: Hi, how are you

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                Do you have your father's permission to post here?
                No, I guess I feel something is missing from my life. My father doesn't really care what I do and if I asked him permission to post here he would just say whatever or something. I hope to marry a man who gives me more direction and discipline.

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                • TaniaM
                  Unsaved trash, sheep-loving aussie
                  • Dec 2013
                  • 42

                  #9
                  Re: Hi, how are you

                  Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
                  It is Biblical law for Christians to tithe 10% of their earnings to their respective Churches. Genesis 28:22 clearly calls for it.

                  See this for further details, if you really are so curious.
                  "And this stone, which I have set for a pillar, kshall be God’s house: land of all that thou shalt give me I will surely give the tenth unto thee."

                  The tenth of what? It says nothing about earning there.

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                  • Halleluyah Rob
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 353

                    #10
                    Re: Hi, how are you

                    Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
                    "And this stone, which I have set for a pillar, kshall be God’s house: land of all that thou shalt give me I will surely give the tenth unto thee."

                    The tenth of what? It says nothing about earning there.
                    That is but one of numerous verses calling for tithes and offerings to the LORD.

                    Proverbs 3:9
                    Psalm 4:5
                    Leviticus 27:30
                    Deuteronomy 14:22-29
                    Job 41:11
                    Luke 18:12

                    The list goes on. Why are you so greedy that you resist tithing but a small fee to holy LORD who gave you life?

                    Even though you're a female and your place is tending to the household while preparing to marry a suitor, there is no reason for you to ideologically resist the necessity of tithing.

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                    • TaniaM
                      Unsaved trash, sheep-loving aussie
                      • Dec 2013
                      • 42

                      #11
                      Re: Hi, how are you

                      Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
                      That is but one of numerous verses calling for tithes and offerings to the LORD.

                      Proverbs 3:9
                      Psalm 4:5
                      Leviticus 27:30
                      Deuteronomy 14:22-29
                      Job 41:11
                      Luke 18:12

                      The list goes on. Why are you so greedy that you resist tithing but a small fee to holy LORD who gave you life?

                      Even though you're a female and your place is tending to the household while preparing to marry a suitor, there is no reason for you to ideologically resist the necessity of tithing.
                      Thank you, but how can I give him something that already belongs to him?

                      "And zall the tithe of the land, whether of the seed of the land, or of the fruit of the tree, is the Lord’s: it is holy unto the Lord. "

                      It is the Lord's already. Who am I to change that?


                      "Thou shalt truly tithe all the increase of thy seed, that the field bringeth forth year by year. 23 rAnd thou shalt eat before the Lord thy God, in the place which he shall choose to place his name there, the tithe of thy corn, of thy wine, and of thine oil, and sthe firstlings of thy herds and of thy flocks; that thou mayest learn to fear the Lord thy God always. 24 And if the way be too long for thee, so that thou art not able to carry it; or tif the place be too far from thee, which the Lord thy God shall choose to set his name there, when the Lord thy God hath blessed thee: 25 Then shalt thou turn it into money, and ubind up the money in thine hand, and shalt go unto the place which the Lord thy God shall choose: 26 And thou shalt bestow that money for whatsoever thy soul lusteth after, for oxen, or for sheep, or for wine, or for strong drink, or for whatsoever thy soul * desireth: and wthou shalt eat there before the Lord thy God, and thou shalt rejoice, thou, and thine household, 27 And xthe Levite that is within thy gates; thou shalt not forsake him; for yhe hath no part nor inheritance with thee. 28 zAt the end of three years thou shalt bring forth all the tithe of thine increase the same year, and shalt lay it up within thy gates: 29 zAnd the Levite, (because yhe hath no part nor inheritance with thee,) and the stranger, and the fatherless, and the widow, which are within thy gates, shall come, and shall eat and be satisfied; that athe Lord thy God may bless thee in all the work of thine hand which thou doest."


                      It says I should turn my earnings into money and use it for what my "soul lusteth after". I am cool with that. My soul does not lust after handing my money to some church fat cat. It also says I should be charitable to those who come within my gates. I am happy to do that.

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                      • Halleluyah Rob
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 353

                        #12
                        Re: Hi, how are you

                        Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
                        Thank you, but how can I give him something that already belongs to him?

                        "And zall the tithe of the land, whether of the seed of the land, or of the fruit of the tree, is the Lord’s: it is holy unto the Lord. "

                        It is the Lord's already. Who am I to change that?


                        "Thou shalt truly tithe all the increase of thy seed, that the field bringeth forth year by year. 23 rAnd thou shalt eat before the Lord thy God, in the place which he shall choose to place his name there, the tithe of thy corn, of thy wine, and of thine oil, and sthe firstlings of thy herds and of thy flocks; that thou mayest learn to fear the Lord thy God always. 24 And if the way be too long for thee, so that thou art not able to carry it; or tif the place be too far from thee, which the Lord thy God shall choose to set his name there, when the Lord thy God hath blessed thee: 25 Then shalt thou turn it into money, and ubind up the money in thine hand, and shalt go unto the place which the Lord thy God shall choose: 26 And thou shalt bestow that money for whatsoever thy soul lusteth after, for oxen, or for sheep, or for wine, or for strong drink, or for whatsoever thy soul * desireth: and wthou shalt eat there before the Lord thy God, and thou shalt rejoice, thou, and thine household, 27 And xthe Levite that is within thy gates; thou shalt not forsake him; for yhe hath no part nor inheritance with thee. 28 zAt the end of three years thou shalt bring forth all the tithe of thine increase the same year, and shalt lay it up within thy gates: 29 zAnd the Levite, (because yhe hath no part nor inheritance with thee,) and the stranger, and the fatherless, and the widow, which are within thy gates, shall come, and shall eat and be satisfied; that athe Lord thy God may bless thee in all the work of thine hand which thou doest."


                        It says I should turn my earnings into money and use it for what my "soul lusteth after". I am cool with that. My soul does not lust after handing my money to some church fat cat. It also says I should be charitable to those who come within my gates. I am happy to do that.
                        You are a cherry picker if I've ever seen one. First of all, read between the lines instead of merely reading three words and thinking you can do as you please. In Deuteronomy 14:25-26, the verses as a whole unit tells us not to use our money for whatever our souls desire as you shallowly put it, but to use it where the "Lord thy God shall choose". In addition, it also tells us in line 26 that "Thou shalt eat there before the Lord thy God, and thou shalt rejoice, thou, and thine household."

                        Those two points are very specific and completely alter your foolish interpretation of this piece of scripture. The LORD instructs us to use our money within his own guidelines, which are highlighted through out scripture. Tithing is depicted as rejoicing before God.

                        Now you say you choose not to "hand your money to some church fat cat." I cannot fully blame you as there are many false sects of "Christianity" that are eager to capitalize on generosity and steal from people. The Landover Baptist Church and any group of True Christians™ know better than this. We strictly follow what we are instructed to do in the KJV without one small step out of line.

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                        • TaniaM
                          Unsaved trash, sheep-loving aussie
                          • Dec 2013
                          • 42

                          #13
                          Re: Hi, how are you

                          You tell me to "read between the lines" and have the nerve to call me a cherry picker! Your funny.

                          I would rather just read the lines. I always eat before the Lord since he is everywhere. There is no way not to eat before him.

                          I prefer to follow THE BIBLE to the letter, the lines, not between them. the lines say: "for whatsoever thy soul lusteth after".

                          Do not try to twist the Bible and do NOT step out of line or tempt others do do so.

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                          • Halleluyah Rob
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 353

                            #14
                            Re: Hi, how are you

                            Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
                            You tell me to "read between the lines" and have the nerve to call me a cherry picker! Your funny.

                            I would rather just read the lines. I always eat before the Lord since he is everywhere. There is no way not to eat before him.

                            I prefer to follow THE BIBLE to the letter, the lines, not between them. the lines say: "for whatsoever thy soul lusteth after".

                            Do not try to twist the Bible and do NOT step out of line or tempt others do do so.
                            I take solace in Psalm 101:7.
                            Your deceitful attempts at insulting me and saying I twist the Bible are pointless.
                            There is no tricking the LORD.

                            You have been instructed as to why tithing is a crucial element in God's plan yet you refuse the definite proof taken from scripture.

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #15
                              Re: Hi, how are you

                              Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
                              Thank you, but how can I give him something that already belongs to him?
                              What a fantastic question! Our own dear and Pastor Rune Enoe has the answer to your question here:

                              How much should I tithe?

                              The short answer, though, is you can make a singular vow. "You give Jesus your live-stock, children, wives, houses and fields - and then you buy them back from Jesus' church. What a way to show your appreciation for the guy who died (temporarily) for YOUR sins!"

                              You'll find the Pastors' email linked at the bottom of this and every page. You can easily set up a payment system, and perhaps work out your Salvation Plan.

                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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