Requesting permission to post a new thread

[HiddenMessageSeeker]

Greetings, fellow Christians!

Several weeks ago I found this website by pure coincidence, and I was delighted to see how many people who refuse to give up their verbal battles no matter how ridiculous the damned claim it may be.

Recently I decided this forum particularly for one reason; Satan's entertainment. I have a skill with deciphering hidden messages, mockeries and metaphors, hence my name, and Games these days seem to be full of them. There are a couple of games that for some reason aren't already on the list, and I would love to have the pleasure of explaining the problem with them.

However, at this time, the only new thread I can start is THIS one.
While I look at forums a lot, I'm VERY new to the act of posting on them. I would appreciate it if someone would tell me what must happen before I begin posting.

And of course, the church I go to, my favourite bible verse, and how I came to find Jesus. I go to Saint Thomas Church in New York, and my favourite bible verse is Mark 11:12-14, because that little moment with Jesus and the fig tree mirrors the behaviour of the people on this website; No matter how eccentric the unsaved say we may be, we do not give up.
As to how I came to find Jesus.... I like to think that he found me.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Requesting permission to post a new thread

Welcome, seeker of hidden messages. It is true that at the moment you can only start a thread in this forum, though you can reply to existing threads in any forum. For now, let's focus on your walk with Jesus. Tell us a bit more about yourself. You're not catholic, are you? Saint Thomas sounds catholic. And what did you mean by:

because that little moment with Jesus and the fig tree mirrors the behaviour of the people on this website

How did Jesus find you? Share with us your testimony.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Requesting permission to post a new thread

No matter how eccentric the unsaved say we may be, we do not give up.

What do you mean, "we"?

I am excited at the prospect of meeting a Christian I haven't met before and welcoming him into the fold, but you're going to have to pass a background check first.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Requesting permission to post a new thread

And of course, the church I go to, my favourite bible verse, and how I came to find Jesus. I go to Saint Thomas Church in New York, and my favourite bible verse is Mark 11:12-14, because that little moment with Jesus and the fig tree mirrors the behaviour of the people on this website; No matter how eccentric the unsaved say we may be, we do not give up.
As to how I came to find Jesus.... I like to think that he found me.

What is your name, age and denomination? Why are you trying to pass yourself off as American?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Requesting permission to post a new thread

Greetings, fellow Christians!

Several weeks ago I found this website by pure coincidence, and I was delighted to see how many people who refuse to give up their verbal battles no matter how ridiculous the damned claim it may be.

Recently I decided this forum particularly for one reason; Satan's entertainment. I have a skill with deciphering hidden messages, mockeries and metaphors, hence my name, and Games these days seem to be full of them. There are a couple of games that for some reason aren't already on the list, and I would love to have the pleasure of explaining the problem with them.

However, at this time, the only new thread I can start is THIS one.
While I look at forums a lot, I'm VERY new to the act of posting on them. I would appreciate it if someone would tell me what must happen before I begin posting.

And of course, the church I go to, my favourite bible verse, and how I came to find Jesus. I go to Saint Thomas Church in New York, and my favourite bible verse is Mark 11:12-14, because that little moment with Jesus and the fig tree mirrors the behaviour of the people on this website; No matter how eccentric the unsaved say we may be, we do not give up.
As to how I came to find Jesus.... I like to think that he found me.

Hello and welcome to God's forum.

While I look forward to your finding and elucidating the Satanic hidden messages abounding in otherwise innocent looking games and pastimes (thoroughly backed by Scripture (KJV1611) of course), I must question your thinking that you should be granted the special privilege of circumventing the process by which one is allowed to post in the other sub-fora.

Our Pastors are quite busy doing the heavy-lifting for The Lord, and they simply should not be bothered with whimpering and whining from Unsaved Trash because they don't want to undergo what EVERYONE else here has.

2 Kings 19:22 (1611 King James Bible)

Whome hast thou reproched and blasphemed? and against whome hast thou exalted thy voyce, and lift vp thine eyes on high? euen against the Holy One of Israel.

So, unless you want to invoke the wrath of God and His Pastors, suck it up and wait while your background check is done, and in the meanwhile, make valuable contributions here as a show of good faith. Only by so doing will you be granted the esteemed privilege of starting new threads elsewhere.

We simply can't have every Unsaved Trash and his brother fresh off the web polluting our hallowed forums. I'm sure you can understand, and if not, then don't go away mad, just go away.

YIC,

Dr. Snyde.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Requesting permission to post a new thread

I do believe St. Thomas Church is Episcopalian. Just a kiddie-diddle away from Catholicism. I have determined Pastor Ezekiel to be a fair-minded and reasonable person. Have you begun tithing to Landover yet? Are you responding to newcomers with theologically sound advice or encouragement? Have you tried to trip up the demonic trolls that seem to be attracted to Landover like men to a freshly baked pie? Speak to us of your experience with the Lord. Confirmation is an Episcopalian ritual that cannot and does not take the place of repentance and baptism. A capful of water from a font cannot wash away a lifetime of sin from your blackened soul. In fact, I come against the demons that may have convinced you that you are fine without falling on bended knee to Jesus and rebuke them with the power of Christ's blood. Be loosed! Amen and Amen. Now get your behind to a real church and stop this mamby pamby fake Christianity. Our Lord is looking for soldiers, not pussy boys that will shirk at the first sign of difficulty. NRL