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  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079
    #16
    Re: Marine looking for help.

    Originally posted by WrathOfAres View Post
    Even though I broke commandments?...
    Have you read the Bible yet? What did it say about that?

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775
        #17
        Re: Marine looking for help.

        Originally posted by WrathOfAres View Post
        Even though I broke commandments? I lived up to my the name Ares, I was good at what I did and I enjoyed it. Men, women, children, I didn't care.
        Well... have you confessed your sins to Jesus? Have you accepted Him as your Lord and Master? You know, there is no sin Jesus' Blood cannot wash clean (and by "clean" I mean really CLEAN - so clean God Himself can't see! Isaiah 44:22). Consider how Jeffrey Dahmer was Saved and is right now at this very minute seated at the footstool of Jesus Christ Himself in Heaven right now! Look, if God can not remember the perverted crap Dahmer did in his unsaved days, what on earth could get through those Divine Blinders? In any case, I would direct you to our very helpful resource here:

        How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • WrathOfAres
            Unsaved trash
            • Dec 2013
            • 11
            #18
            Re: Marine looking for help.

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Oh dear. He wouldn't lie to you, but perhaps he lied to himself. There is good news for you, though! You can avoid following your little brother into Hell. Simply read the Holy Bible, believe it - all of it, and obey what God commands - all He commands. The Holy Bible is no ordinary book, dear. Why, it is God's Inspired Word! You see, thousands of years ago, God, in His infinite wisdom, chose to speak to all humanity through the writings of pre-industrial, unhygienic, goat herders. Oh sure, it may be true to our fallible minds today to think of their moral code as equal to that of a Third World dictator. Some may argue that an omniscient God should have mentioned the importance of washing hands or boiling water, or even the idea that having sex with children might not be cool after all. However, it is also true that these divine commandments and lessons, written in a pre-industrial culture in which the entire world was understood to be as large as the area a man could walk in a year, offers the only means by which an individual can avoid the same fate your brother is currently suffering (and will for all eternity).

            Even after all I have done I can be saved?

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775
                #19
                Re: Marine looking for help.

                Originally posted by WrathOfAres View Post
                Even after all I have done I can be saved?
                What kind of delinquent Christian was your brother that after all this time he never shared with you the Good News?

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • WrathOfAres
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Dec 2013
                    • 11
                    #20
                    Re: Marine looking for help.

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    What kind of delinquent Christian was your brother that after all this time he never shared with you the Good News?

                    He tried. I never listened...

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775
                        #21
                        Re: Marine looking for help.

                        Originally posted by WrathOfAres View Post
                        He tried. I never listened...
                        Well, then, it sounds to me like he failed. This would not happen if the Holy Spirit was with him. If you don't want to follow him into Hell, I suggest you stop feeling sorry for yourself and start reading your Holy Bible.

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • WrathOfAres
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Dec 2013
                            • 11
                            #22
                            Re: Marine looking for help.

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            Well, then, it sounds to me like he failed. This would not happen if the Holy Spirit was with him. If you don't want to follow him into Hell, I suggest you stop feeling sorry for yourself and start reading your Holy Bible.

                            First. Can I be saved and still get my revenge?

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                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                Gushing for Jesus
                                 
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 23775
                                #23
                                Re: Marine looking for help.

                                Originally posted by WrathOfAres View Post
                                First. Can I be saved and still get my revenge?
                                If you were Truly Saved(tm), you would not longer desire revenge, dear. You would desire only serving the Will of God.

                                I will say, however, that sometimes God does bless us in compelling us to take care of justice in His Name with a certain kind of... satisfaction.

                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                  • Pim Pendergast
                                    PHD - Theophysicist
                                    Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2012
                                    • 3103
                                    #24
                                    Re: Marine looking for help.

                                    Originally posted by WrathOfAres View Post
                                    First. Can I be saved and still get my revenge?
                                    Yes and no.

                                    God has promised that all sinners will get their comeuppance in this life.

                                    Prov 11:31 Behold, the righteous shall be recompensed in the earth: much more the wicked and the sinner.

                                    Except those that don't.

                                    1Tim 5:24 Some men's sins are open beforehand, going before to judgment; and some men they follow after.

                                    The Christian should be passive-aggressive. Be kind to your enemies in the knowledge that God will one day punish them. God can do worse to your enemies than you ever could.

                                    Rom 12:19-21
                                    19 Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.
                                    20 Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head.
                                    21 Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good.
                                    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                                    Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                                      • Attila's Wife
                                        True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jul 2013
                                        • 1941
                                        #25
                                        Re: Marine looking for help.

                                        Originally posted by WrathOfAres View Post
                                        I lived up to my the name Ares
                                        A good start would be to change your username on this Godly forum, in accordance with Exodus 23:13

                                        And in all things that I have said unto you be circumspect: and make no mention of the name of other gods, neither let it be heard out of thy mouth.

                                        YiC
                                        AW
                                        2 Timothy 3:16

                                        All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                                          • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                                            True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Nov 2013
                                            • 999
                                            #26
                                            Re: Marine looking for help.

                                            My heart leapt when I read the title of this thread. Often I have wished I could do more for our military. I would gladly serve an entire platoon of Marines if I felt it might bring them a sense of appreciation for your service. At this Holy time of year, I pray that I can service the Marines. Do you like hot, steamy pie? I can also provide you with wholesome, healthy, deep fried chicken breasts. If anything will get you past the loss of your brother, my breasts will, dear. I pray that the Holy Spirit will penetrate the bowels of your being, uplifting the cockles of your heart as you realize that Christ Himself died for you. You need not live in despair or doubt, for no matter what you have done in your past, He will wash you white as snow. Just so I can picture you properly, sweetheart, do you generally wear boxers or briefs? I ask so I can imagine the perfect lines of your uniform. It helps when I am in my prayer closet to visualize the subject of my supplications. Psalm 39:7 may be a great verse for you. What are you waiting for, indeed? Allow JESUS to fill your heart with His love and perfect peace.
                                            1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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                                              • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                                                True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Nov 2013
                                                • 1284
                                                #27
                                                Re: Marine looking for help.

                                                Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
                                                ...Do you like hot, steamy pie?...
                                                WrathOfAres,

                                                Sweet Naomi's hot cherry pie is truly a cunning lingual delight! You would be remiss if you pass up this opportunity. You just HAVE to taste it to believe it!
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                                                I Kings 7:23

                                                And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                                                New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                                                Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                                                Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                                                Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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