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  • val161A
    Unsaved trash, hideous joo slut
    • Nov 2013
    • 79
    #1

    A Blessed Christmas to you all

    Just to say I would like to wish you all a very Happy & Peaceful Christmas, and a healthy and happy 2014, and may the babe in the Bethelehem become your personal Savior, and may you know that he died as it is reported in John 3 v 16 for us ALL no matter how we look, colour or any outward appearance.

    God Bless you all.
    1 Corinthians 11:3
    But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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    • WWJDnow
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2009
      • 6314
      #2
      Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

      Originally posted by val161A View Post
      Just to say I would like to wish you all a very Happy & Peaceful Christmas, and a healthy and happy 2014, and may the babe in the Bethelehem become your personal Savior, and may you know that he died as it is reported in John 3 v 16 for us ALL no matter how we look, colour or any outward appearance.

      God Bless you all.
      Hi, val, and thanks for the blessing and best wishes. Welcome to God's Favorite Forum(R).

      You don't need to worry about any of us True Christians(TM), since Jesus is our personal Savior. And there is no question that skin color or appearance aren't what counts, what counts is accepting Jesus and being baptized. However, most darker skinned people tend not to be able to control their inner urges, which makes accepting Jesus a problem. Moreover, the fact that someone dresses like a goth, an emo, a slut, a Muslim, a gang member, etc. is pretty much proof positive that that person is not saved.

      While we at Landover abhor the war on Christmas, we do believe that birthdays should be celebrated on the day a child was conceived, not on the day it popped out into the world. After all, life begins at conception. So celebrating Christmas in December is OK, but only as a placeholder because we don't know the date of Jesus' conception.
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        • val161A
          Unsaved trash, hideous joo slut
          • Nov 2013
          • 79
          #3
          Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

          Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
          Hi, val, and thanks for the blessing and best wishes. Welcome to God's Favorite Forum®.

          You don't need to worry about any of us True Christians™, since Jesus is our personal Savior. And there is no question that skin color or appearance aren't what counts, what counts is accepting Jesus and being baptized. However, most darker skinned people tend not to be able to control their inner urges, which makes accepting Jesus a problem. Moreover, the fact that someone dresses like a goth, an emo, a slut, a Muslim, a gang member, etc. is pretty much proof positive that that person is not saved.

          While we at Landover abhor the war on Christmas, we do believe that birthdays should be celebrated on the day a child was conceived, not on the day it popped out into the world. After all, life begins at conception. So celebrating Christmas in December is OK, but only as a placeholder because we don't know the date of Jesus' conception.
          Strange, not all your colleagues on here accept everyone no matter how they look, perhaps you might be able to influence them and show them that God loves us all. He gave his son that we ALL might be forgiven.
          1 Corinthians 11:3
          But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22380
              #4
              Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

              Originally posted by val161A View Post
              God loves us all
              Nope. You need to read Proverbs 6:16-19, Hosea 9:15, Matthew 13:41-42 and Deuteronomy 12:31.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • val161A
                  Unsaved trash, hideous joo slut
                  • Nov 2013
                  • 79
                  #5
                  Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  Nope. You need to read Proverbs 6:16-19, Hosea 9:15, Matthew 13:41-42 and Deuteronomy 12:31.
                  Very sad Cranky Old Man, as your name tells me. I was just passing on a Christmas Greeting, and you cannot write anything unless its horrible. Cant you for once respond by saying something like "Christmas Blessings to you too" why does your posts always have to be so aggressive, so unnecessary.
                  1 Corinthians 11:3
                  But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079
                      #6
                      Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

                      Originally posted by val161A View Post
                      ...Cant you for once respond by saying something like "Christmas Blessings to you too" why does your posts always have to be so aggressive, so unnecessary.
                      What do you have against honesty?

                      Why should he bother wishing "Christmas Blessings" to someone who (according to the Bible) is headed straight for an eternity of suffering and torture at the hands of God?

                      And, yes, those pants make your ass look huge.

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                        • val161A
                          Unsaved trash, hideous joo slut
                          • Nov 2013
                          • 79
                          #7
                          Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          What do you have against honesty?

                          Why should he bother wishing "Christmas Blessings" to someone who (according to the Bible) is headed straight for an eternity of suffering and torture at the hands of God?

                          And, yes, those pants make your ass look huge.
                          Sorry think you may have sent this to the wrong person, what pants?
                          1 Corinthians 11:3
                          But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                            • Dr Laurence Niles
                              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                               
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 9063
                              #8
                              Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

                              Originally posted by val161A View Post
                              Very sad Cranky Old Man, as your name tells me. I was just passing on a Christmas Greeting, and you cannot write anything unless its horrible. Cant you for once respond by saying something like "Christmas Blessings to you too" why does your posts always have to be so aggressive, so unnecessary.
                              How is admonishing you to read the Bible horrible?
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                                  True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Nov 2013
                                  • 999
                                  #9
                                  Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

                                  Originally posted by val161A View Post
                                  Just to say I would like to wish you all a very Happy & Peaceful Christmas, and a healthy and happy 2014, and may the babe in the Bethelehem become your personal Savior, and may you know that he died as it is reported in John 3 v 16 for us ALL no matter how we look, colour or any outward appearance.

                                  God Bless you all.
                                  May our Lord richly bless you and yours this Holiday season! How sweet of you to offer your wishes for peace. Honey, I do have to ask: did you try suing the surgeon that did this to you? Thoughts and prayers are with you. It must be terrible to spend the holidays alone. God knows what's best for us, loving us at our worst. 1 Samuel 16:7.
                                  1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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                                    • Nobar King
                                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                      Christ's Guardian
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2007
                                      • 23748
                                      #10
                                      Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

                                      Why are you so concerned about the way people look? Are you some kind of bigot?
                                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                        • Mary Etheldreda
                                          Gushing for Jesus
                                           
                                          • Sep 2011
                                          • 23775
                                          #11
                                          Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

                                          Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
                                          May our Lord richly bless you and yours this Holiday season!
                                          He won't. Until this little cracksnacker confesses her sins and accepts Christ as her Savior, He won't pay any attention to her, except for smiting her more, as is His complete right.
                                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                               
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 78556
                                              #12
                                              Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

                                              Originally posted by val161A View Post
                                              Just to say I would like to wish you all a very Happy & Peaceful Christmas, and a healthy and happy 2014, and may the babe in the Bethelehem become your personal Savior, and may you know that he died as it is reported in John 3 v 16 for us ALL no matter how we look, colour or any outward appearance.

                                              God Bless you all.
                                              Sweet Jesus you're ugly.
                                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Nov 2013
                                                  • 1284
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

                                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                  Sweet Jesus you're ugly.
                                                  I put her picture up in my cornfield as a scarecrow, and the crows even brought back the corn they stole last year.
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                                                  I Kings 7:23

                                                  And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                                                  New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                                                  Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                                                  Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                                                  Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                                                    • ProudBrony
                                                      Unsaved trash
                                                      • Dec 2013
                                                      • 30
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

                                                      A very merry Christmas to you as well.

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                                                        • val161A
                                                          Unsaved trash, hideous joo slut
                                                          • Nov 2013
                                                          • 79
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

                                                          Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
                                                          May our Lord richly bless you and yours this Holiday season! How sweet of you to offer your wishes for peace. Honey, I do have to ask: did you try suing the surgeon that did this to you? Thoughts and prayers are with you. It must be terrible to spend the holidays alone. God knows what's best for us, loving us at our worst. 1 Samuel 16:7.
                                                          Sorry can you explain please, what surgeon did what to me? Also where have I sai that I am going to be alone. I have a wonderful husband and two equally wonderful sons who I shall be spending my Christmas with, along with our pet dog. Sorry but cannot understand where you have got your totally wrong information from.
                                                          1 Corinthians 11:3
                                                          But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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