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  • Thomas Taylor
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2012
    • 1486

    #31
    Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

    Originally posted by IreneS View Post
    Sorry Thomas, my comment was directed at Valvoline, not at Alphonse!
    Irene, no need to apologise to me at all. I did not realise that you were directing your comment towards little miss gnashers.
    Isaiah 66:15

    For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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    • Pastor Ed Lowman
      Southern Hospitality Exemplified
      Always kind and loving
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2011
      • 1838

      #32
      Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

      Originally posted by val161A View Post
      Strange, not all your colleagues on here accept everyone no matter how they look, perhaps you might be able to influence them and show them that God loves us all. He gave his son that we ALL might be forgiven.
      We thank you for the holiday greeting, Val, but must remind you that your conception that we judge people "how they look" is just wrong. We see differences in the races and classes because God does (see Deut 32:8), which means we aren't judging "according to the flesh" (which would be a sin, see John 8:15), but according to righteousness (see John 7:24).

      Ex: God commanded us to always have war with the Amalekites because of what they did to Israel long ago. Thankfully, Israel finished them off (as best we can tell), so we don't need to or there'd be a modern war even today (see Deut 25:17; 1 Chr. 4:42–43; I Sam. 15:7-8). While many might like to let this old matter go, God decided we shouldn't, as He very often doesn't.

      You act like we in Jesus' Favorite Church© can just make up whatever sort of lovey-dovey rules we want. We don't and can't. We just enforce God's Word. We don't write it.

      Originally posted by val161A View Post
      Very sad Cranky Old Man, as your name tells me. I was just passing on a Christmas Greeting, and you cannot write anything unless its horrible. Cant you for once respond by saying something like "Christmas Blessings to you too" why does your posts always have to be so aggressive, so unnecessary.
      Quoting the Bible verbatim is horrible?

      Originally posted by val161A View Post
      This Forum is so confusing it is unbelievable. When I posted the picture of me, I commented on it and was told that I should not judge peoples appearance. Then I receive comments that people are sorry for me for my looks!!! that doesnt add up.
      Well, beauty - although sometimes vain and not a requirement to go to heaven (Proverbs 31:30) - is still a blessing, like how God blessed the daughters of Job who were the most beautiful in all the land (see Job 42:15).

      Can you blame us for pointing out that you haven't been blessed??? With your alarming lack of knowledge of God, it's easy to see why.

      Please try to think more Biblically, dear.

      Warm holiday regards,

      Pastor Ed

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      • Walter Van Slyke
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2013
        • 212

        #33
        Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

        Originally posted by val161A View Post
        I understood this forum was a loving place to come and share God's love for us.
        If you are looking to share love you might want to try a homeless shelter or maybe a yoga class.

        God only loves some people, and as it happens, they all belong to this church.

        Sorry to be the one who has to spell it out for you.
        Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.

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        • val161A
          Unsaved trash, hideous joo slut
          • Nov 2013
          • 79

          #34
          Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

          Originally posted by IreneS View Post
          And before you try to deny that, just remember, God knows everything about you. More than you know about yourself.
          That what you are referring to regarding Midge Murphy was a total embarrassment. I had an interest, as like me she had or shall I say has dwarfism. I wanted to "hook up". I asked her for a picture, I wanted a nude picture of her. THERE IS NO CURE FOR DWARFISM, there is cosmetic surgery which I believe Midge may have had, but NO CURE. Seems strange that this lady no longer posts because I believe she knows I sussed her out that she has not been cured. None of you can prove it, you are only going on what she has told you, you do not know that she has been cured. I pray that she will soon find the real God, who loves and cares for everyone, and if we believe on Him we will have everlasting life.

          I pray that you may soon realise the error of your ways, and stop being so evil to people. I just wished everyone a happy Christmas, and straight away you started being evil and aggressive, some Christian site I must say.
          1 Corinthians 11:3
          But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12993

            #35
            Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

            Originally posted by val161A View Post
            That what you are referring to regarding Midge Murphy was a total embarrassment.
            Darling, I don't think Irene was referring to Midge, because Irene is relatively new on this site and doesn't know everybody yet.

            Thank you for reminding us, though, that you are obsessed with our poor little Midge!

            I had an interest, as like me she had or shall I say has dwarfism. I wanted to "hook up". I asked her for a picture, I wanted a nude picture of her.
            Here we go again!

            THERE IS NO CURE FOR DWARFISM, there is cosmetic surgery which I believe Midge may have had, but NO CURE. Seems strange that this lady no longer posts
            Probably because some people - unlike you - actually HAVE A LIFE outside of the internet!

            I pray that you may soon realise the error of your ways, and stop being so evil to people.
            But we just follow the example of our Lord, honey.

            Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

            Nahum 1:2-5
            2 God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.
            3 The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet.
            4 He rebuketh the sea, and maketh it dry, and drieth up all the rivers: Bashan languisheth, and Carmel, and the flower of Lebanon languisheth.
            5 The mountains quake at him, and the hills melt, and the earth is burned at his presence, yea, the world, and all that dwell therein.
            6 Who can stand before his indignation? and who can abide in the fierceness of his anger? his fury is poured out like fire, and the rocks are thrown down by him.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2013
              • 1284

              #36
              Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

              Originally posted by val161A View Post
              ...Seems strange that this lady no longer posts...
              Does it? Does it really?

              She probably doesn't like to be incessantly hounded for nude pics.

              You have run off a person who would otherwise have been able to give great testimony to disgusting little midgets around the world regarding the healing power of Christ. Are you happy that you've taken hope away from those who chose to be deformed little abominations?
              sigpic

              I Kings 7:23

              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

              New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

              Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

              Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

              Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775

                #37
                Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

                Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                Does it? Does it really?

                She probably doesn't like to be incessantly hounded for nude pics.

                You have run off a person who would otherwise have been able to give great testimony to disgusting little midgets around the world regarding the healing power of Christ. Are you happy that you've taken hope away from those who chose to be deformed little abominations?
                Brother, I can not blame poor Midge one bit. If that horrible hag Val was obsessed with me and my naturally beautiful hair and infectious smile, I would be quite hesitant to come here as well. It's frightening to have a stalker, but a lesbian stalker? Good grief, she could follow you ANYWHERE!
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Mrs. Paddy McIrish
                  Forum Member, possibly Irish
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2013
                  • 209

                  #38
                  Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

                  Originally posted by val161A View Post
                  That what you are referring to regarding Midge Murphy was a total embarrassment. I had an interest, as like me she had or shall I say has dwarfism. I wanted to "hook up". I asked her for a picture, I wanted a nude picture of her.
                  Finally, we are getting somewhere!

                  First of all, please understand in no uncertain terms that God doesn't cotton to the gays. Romans 1:26-27

                  Now that you've admitted to being a pint-sized deviant with an obsessive taste for clamburgers, why not repent of your sapphic ways, accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior, let Him cleanse your soul AND your cooter with His love, and be Saved? Then you can live the rest of your days on this earth learning and obeying every word of the KJV1611 Bible, and groveling at Jesus' feet to show your appreciation of his forgiveness.

                  Or, you can just "keep on keepin' on," as the hippies say, offending God and forcing Him to smite you to Hell. I hear dwarf-tossing is one of Satan's favorite passtimes.
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22
                  Now glorifying GOD on the Twitter! Follow me at @MrsPaddyMcIrish!

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775

                    #39
                    Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Paddy McIrish View Post
                    Finally, we are getting somewhere!

                    First of all, please understand in no uncertain terms that God doesn't cotton to the gays. Romans 1:26-27

                    Now that you've admitted to being a pint-sized deviant with an obsessive taste for clamburgers, why not repent of your sapphic ways, accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior, let Him cleanse your soul AND your cooter with His love, and be Saved? Then you can live the rest of your days on this earth learning and obeying every word of the KJV1611 Bible, and groveling at Jesus' feet to show your appreciation of his forgiveness.

                    Or, you can just "keep on keepin' on," as the hippies say, offending God and forcing Him to smite you to Hell. I hear dwarf-tossing is one of Satan's favorite passtimes.
                    Mrs. McIrish, you can't know how long we in the Etheldreda home have prayed for Val to reject those demons she keeps stored in her little flesh purse, and instead embrace the perfect love of Christ! Not only would her insatiable appetite for short women be controlled, she could finally pray for healing in faith! Then she too could see the world from a normal perspective, and maybe, just maybe, she wouldn't be so bitter.

                    Will you join us in praying for her, dear?
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • Mrs. Paddy McIrish
                      Forum Member, possibly Irish
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2013
                      • 209

                      #40
                      Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      Will you join us in praying for her, dear?
                      Mrs. Etheldreda, nothing would give me greater pleasure (other than being Raptured away by Jesus, of course) than to join you in prayer for this horribly wayward soul! After all, as you once so sagely told me, nothing is impossible when praying in faith! Mark 11:24
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22
                      Now glorifying GOD on the Twitter! Follow me at @MrsPaddyMcIrish!

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                      • Alphonse Alban
                        Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                         
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 5724

                        #41
                        Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

                        Originally posted by val161A View Post
                        That what you are referring to regarding Midge Murphy was a total embarrassment. I had an interest, as like me she had or shall I say has dwarfism. I wanted to "hook up". I asked her for a picture, I wanted a nude picture of her.
                        Yes, and because that was not creepy enough you made another account, pretended that you someone else so you could CONTINUE to stalk her.

                        Originally posted by val161A View Post
                        THERE IS NO CURE FOR DWARFISM
                        There is no secular cure for death or pills for blindness, yet power of Jesus raised the dead and cured the blind. Compared to those, curing dwarfism is a minor feat for Jesus. You just have to believe in Him. Or do you now also deny that Jesus did not raise the dead and cured the blind?

                        Originally posted by val161A View Post
                        I pray that you may soon realise the error of your ways, and stop being so evil to people.
                        It's sad that you still see following the Bible and being a Christian is an evil thing. Maybe some day you find peace in your black heart and stop persecuting Christians and stalking young women.

                        I pray for you and wish you happy Christmas and even happier new year! Maybe it's this year when you find Christ

                        GLORY!

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                        • val161A
                          Unsaved trash, hideous joo slut
                          • Nov 2013
                          • 79

                          #42
                          Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

                          Originally posted by val161A View Post
                          That what you are referring to regarding Midge Murphy was a total embarrassment. I had an interest, as like me she had or shall I say has dwarfism. I wanted to "hook up". I asked her for a picture, I wanted a nude picture of her. THERE IS NO CURE FOR DWARFISM, there is cosmetic surgery which I believe Midge may have had, but NO CURE. Seems strange that this lady no longer posts because I believe she knows I sussed her out that she has not been cured. None of you can prove it, you are only going on what she has told you, you do not know that she has been cured. I pray that she will soon find the real God, who loves and cares for everyone, and if we believe on Him we will have everlasting life.

                          I pray that you may soon realise the error of your ways, and stop being so evil to people. I just wished everyone a happy Christmas, and straight away you started being evil and aggressive, some Christian site I must say.
                          I said I wanted a nude picture of Midge Murphy, I said I was interested in her because she has the same medical condition as me that causes her dwarfism. This is a really evil forum. I hope it gets closed down soon. I cannot understand why it is still here.
                          Last edited by Pim Pendergast; 12-18-2013, 09:03 AM. Reason: Poster falsely accused us of editing posts
                          1 Corinthians 11:3
                          But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                          • Alphonse Alban
                            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                             
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 5724

                            #43
                            Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

                            Originally posted by val161A View Post
                            i cannot understand why it is still here.
                            It's because Jesus is on our side, of course. This is His favorite forum.

                            Look, just because people like you have problem with Christ and His followers, does not mean we should suffer from it. Your lack of tolerance really is just your problem. You need to work on that on top of your other issues.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #44
                              Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

                              Originally posted by val161A View Post
                              I said I wanted a nude picture of Midge Murphy, I said I was interested in her because she has the same medical condition as me that causes her dwarfism. This is a really evil forum. I hope it gets closed down soon. I cannot understand why it is still here.
                              Pervert.

                              What is with you people that want to see deformities? How does that provide you with the fulfillment that really can only come from bearing little Soldiers of Christ? The idea of you in bed with a nude picture of Midge and a personal massager is a bit mre than even I can stomach. Shame on you.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • val161A
                                Unsaved trash, hideous joo slut
                                • Nov 2013
                                • 79

                                #45
                                Re: A Blessed Christmas to you all

                                Originally posted by val161A View Post
                                I said I wanted a nude picture of Midge Murphy, I said I was interested in her because she has the same medical condition as me that causes her dwarfism. This is a really evil forum. I hope it gets closed down soon. I cannot understand why it is still here.
                                You have messed by quotes up so badly, that now you look stupid, because you know full well I NEVER asked for a nude picture of Midge Murphy. All I was interested in was her miraculous cure from dwarfism! so perhaps she could share with me how it happened, because in my mind its impossible. God made us this way to glorify His name and show that no matter how we look we can serve Him.

                                If you are can to fiddle with peoples post, for goodness sake do it so it makes sense. I have never read such rubbish in all my life.
                                1 Corinthians 11:3
                                But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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