Salutations my friends

[Ebenezer Wright]

Hello All!
I am Justin a 22 year old Christian from Minnesota. I work as a security Administrator at IBM. Love the site and look forward to going thru your forums and voicing my strict opinions!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Salutations my friends

Hello All!
I am Justin a 22 year old Christian from Minnesota. I work as a security Administrator at IBM. Love the site and look forward to going thru your forums and voicing my strict opinions!

Welcome friend, I do hope your opinions are the same as Jesus.

[Nobar King]

Re: Salutations my friends

Never enough security administrators!! What do you know about 'Windows defender'? How do I get my windows Vista to stop asking me for permission when I move a shortcut?

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Salutations my friends

Greetings, Justin, and welcome to Landover Baptist Church. Please take a few moments to review the following list and unburden your household and person of any items you may own that are on it:

Native American artifacts (dreamcatchers, etc.), carvings, pictures
East Indian items
Paisley pattern on anything
Items from other countries, especially Africa, China, Japan
Statues/pictures of false gods/goddesses (Buddha, Krishna, et al.)
Frogs, owls, hearts, unicorns, angels, dolphins, rainbows, dragons, horseshoes
Dolls and stuffed animals (dolls originated in voodoo)
Items of clothing named after pagan idols or gods/goddesses (e.g., Nike is a Greek goddess)
Pictures of movie stars/other celebrities
Some items passed down from ancestors (the ancestor may have been cursed) Shamrocks, clovers or any kind of good luck charm
Any items used in witchcraft
The Book of Mormon
The Satanic Bible
Any "Christian" bible other than the English King James Version 1611 (KJV1611)
Books on other religions
Rock and roll music, jazz music, etc.
Flamingos, sundials, books/tapes from false (i.e., non-Deliverance) religions
Ankhs, astrological symbols, peace symbols, tikis, Italian horns (cornutos)
Stars, wishbones, incense, fleurs-de-lis

Thank you, and I hope your time with us is blessed.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Salutations my friends

Nobar King: You can remove all warnings on your Vista by Opening up your Control Panel, and typing in UAC into the search box. You'll see a link for Turning User Account Control (UAC) on or off. You can uncheck it and you will not get any more warnings at all. But it may not be a good thing as you will receive NO warnings at all. And satan may be able to force viruses upon your computer at will.

Thank you Justina! My doll collection has been properly disposed of in hope that I may get back on the right track in life.

Bobby: As far as I am concerned Jesus has the ONLY opinion that matters!

[Nobar King]

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Thanks for the tip. I followed your instructions without fear. Up till now I haven't had any security warnings that weren't actions that I started. I think it'll be all right. There's always the aftermarket JesOS spyware cleaner that is highly recommended.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Salutations my friends

Yes! recently geek squad came and installed JesOS 2.0 Now I am deflecting sins and viruses at lightning speed.

[Nobar King]

Re: Salutations my friends

I hope that's not YOUR TATTOOO!!!!??!?!!!!

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Salutations my friends

I work as a security Administrator at IBM.

Justin,

What do you think of IBM's repulsive policy for employing retards? Have you voiced your concerns about this?

[JawOfAnAss]

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Brother Nobar,
It appears to be potatoe(Godly VP Quayle spelling) art.
Jesus forbid it's his deltoid

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: Salutations my friends

Justin,

What do you think of IBM's repulsive policy for employing retards? Have you voiced your concerns about this?

And I'm sure they have groids and faggits also. Wonder who has the most rejects, IBM or Apple?

[Nobar King]

Re: Salutations my friends

Brother Nobar,
It appears to be potatoe(Godly VP Quayle spelling) art.
Jesus forbid it's his deltoid

Why would one draw a cross on a potato(e)? The potato is bound to spoil, and ruin the cross along with it. Isn't that blasphemous? Let's hope there's a good answer for this.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Salutations my friends

Wait a minute....did you say you have a collection of DOLLS!?

Don't tell me you're a damned homer.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Salutations my friends

My Tattoo- OH my NO. Only a pic I found on my work computer I found to be convenient and suitable for the site until I made it home where I could post my own picture. I would never vandalize a temple of the Hold Spirit with graffiti. Unless I desired to be cast into the depths of hell. I do not believe patato tattoos are a sin against God. And if I did spend the time to tattoo a patato I think I would freeze it so all my work would not spoil.

As far as IBM Employees- Ick I have voiced my concerns and offered many alternatives for them. required IQ tests/Bible knowledge quiz. But I have been shot down multiple times. I am starting to think they are looking to hire people for low pay, NOT High IQ.

Dolls- Nah I only have manly Christian Action Figures. Example My Noah action figure with battery operated ark. I also have the red sea on back order with water dividing action.

Why these attacks. I am a small town boy with clean flesh. AND NO DOLLS. Looking to tell others the good news that I know!!

And NO homers make me gag. Barf!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Salutations my friends

My Tattoo- OH my NO. Only a pic I found on my work computer I found to be convenient and suitable for the site until I made it home where I could post my own picture. I would never vandalize a temple of the Hold Spirit with graffiti. Unless I desired to be cast into the depths of hell. I do not believe patato tattoos are a sin against God. And if I did spend the time to tattoo a patato I think I would freeze it so all my work would not spoil.

As far as IBM Employees- Ick I have voiced my concerns and offered many alternatives for them. required IQ tests/Bible knowledge quiz. But I have been shot down multiple times. I am starting to think they are looking to hire people for low pay, NOT High IQ.

Dolls- Nah I only have manly Christian Action Figures. Example My Noah action figure with battery operated ark. I also have the red sea on back order with water dividing action.

Why these attacks. I am a small town boy with clean flesh. AND NO DOLLS. Looking to tell others the good news that I know!!

And NO homers make me gag. Barf!

Well Amen! It's great to see a young man with a healthy Christian attitude.