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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #16
    Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

    Hello Baxter, I am very pleased to make your acquaintance! Regarding these women at your church, what makes you so sure they aren't sluts and whores? That would certainly explain why they aren't friendly with you. Most women are whores, always playing games, you know?

    Nothing but games.
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #17
      Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

      Originally posted by Baxter Gladwell III View Post
      Despite all the PAIN IN MY LIFE, I know that it happened FOR A REASON. I know in my heart that I have been CHOSEN BY GOD, and I have a PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH JESUS. I am hoping that God brings me into the company of other SAVED CHRISTIANS, and that they APPRECIATE and UNDERSTAND me and DON'T AVOID ME.
      Welcome to our friendly forums, Mr. Gladwell.

      Any friend of is a friend of mine.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #18
        Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

        Welcome Mr.Gladwell III
        I like a man who means what he says and says what he means. That is exactly how God works us through the KJV Bible. Direct, to the point and no twisting of words.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Mother Of Seven
          True Christian™ with a quiverful
          • Jan 2014
          • 2243

          #19
          Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

          Welcome Mr Gladwell. If I may be so bold, you may find it easier to find a young lady if you shave off that really creepy facial hair. It's seriously bad. Are you trying to hide something under it? If not, off with it. Guaranteed the young ladies will be more interested without that ugly fungus. Please be aware that I'm not trying to criticise you, just that I know what appeals to young ladies, and what doesn't.

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22370

            #20
            Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

            Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
            really creepy facial hair
            Excuse me!? What is wrong with a decent Christian beard!?

            Leviticus 19:27 "Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard."

            Also the "interest" of young ladies couldn't be less relevant. If the father of said young lady commands her to marry Mr. Gladwell III, she will marry Mr. Gladwell III. So it is the father Mr. Gladwell III will have to please, not the young lady.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Pim Pendergast
              PHD - Theophysicist
              Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2012
              • 3103

              #21
              Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              Excuse me!? What is wrong with a decent Christian beard!?
              Indeed! Baptist preacher Charles Spurgeon said, “Growing a beard is a habit most natural, scriptural, manly, and beneficial.”
              sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

              Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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              • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2013
                • 1284

                #22
                Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                Excuse me!? What is wrong with a decent Christian beard!?

                Leviticus 19:27 "Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard."
                Not a thing wrong with having a beard, Brother Cranky.

                sigpic

                I Kings 7:23

                And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2013
                  • 999

                  #23
                  Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

                  I agree. In fact, I think it helps affirm your masculinity and heterosexuality.

                  I recall a couple of the ladies of the church speaking about a certain young man that had gone through one of the Healing from Homosexuality programs my pastor presents quarterly. The ladies were saying that the young man had a beard and I believe they said the beard would "help people to think he is straight." I was so happy and jubilant in my soul when the young man (I think his name was Bruce) turned away from sin and joined the ranks of Jesus' hetero men.

                  For the life of me, though, I didn't ever notice his having facial hair. His beard must have been awfully light.
                  1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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                  • Mother Of Seven
                    True Christian™ with a quiverful
                    • Jan 2014
                    • 2243

                    #24
                    Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

                    It's not the beard per se that's the problem - it's the big hole in it below the lower lip surrounded by the thin moustache. All the bearded posters who have replied have nice full beards, not beards that look as though they've been manicured.


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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22370

                      #25
                      Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

                      Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                      It's not the beard per se that's the problem - it's the big hole in it below the lower lip surrounded by the thin moustache. All the bearded posters who have replied have nice full beards, not beards that look as though they've been manicured.
                      His to-be wife should be on her knees all the time so it should make little difference.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337

                        #26
                        Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

                        Brethren, sistren, and friends, those who mar the corners of their beards are preparing the way for Tribulation, to be sure. Scraping hair off of your face is a pagan practice akin to unnatural sex and the black art of applied medicine.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • Baxter Gladwell III
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jan 2014
                          • 49

                          #27
                          Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

                          Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                          It's not the beard per se that's the problem - it's the big hole in it below the lower lip surrounded by the thin moustache. All the bearded posters who have replied have nice full beards, not beards that look as though they've been manicured.
                          Do you HEN-PECK all men like this, or only those whose righteousness outshines your own?

                          Originally posted by THE WORD OF GOD
                          1 Timothy 2:11-14
                          11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
                          12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                          13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
                          14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
                          I found the hair between my lips to be a magnet for food. I shaved it off years ago after it became hopelessly knotted with molten Velveeta and have not looked back. NOT EVEN ONCE.

                          The beard is not the problem. The problem is that 99.99% of attractive, available women are WHORES, just like my WHORE EX-WIFE. As a Christian man of means, I will endure until God sees fit to bring "THE ONE" into my life. I KNOW SHE'S OUT THERE!

                          Somewhere...
                          LIFE BEGINS AT CONCEPTION (Psalm 139:13-16, Jeremiah 1:5, Job 31:15, Isaiah 49:5)
                          MARRIAGE = 1 MAN + 1 WOMAN (Ephesians 5:22-33)
                          NO FOOD FOR THOSE WHO DON"T WORK (2 Thessalonians 3:10-12)
                          PRACTICING HOMOS AND HOMO-ENABLERS ARE LIVING IN SIN (Romans 1:26-28, 32)
                          BUT JESUS WILL TAKE YOU BACK AND COVER YOU IN HIS BLOOD(1 Corinthians 6:9-11)

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                          • Mother Of Seven
                            True Christian™ with a quiverful
                            • Jan 2014
                            • 2243

                            #28
                            Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

                            Do you want to find "THE ONE" or not?
                            Once you've found her, you can do what you want with your face, and she will have no right to object. But until you find her..................

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                            • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2013
                              • 1284

                              #29
                              Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

                              Originally posted by Baxter Gladwell III View Post
                              Do you HEN-PECK all men like this, or only those whose righteousness outshines your own?...
                              Brother Baxter,

                              I think Sister Mother is not trying to henpeck, but rather offer constructive criticism. You may not agree with the advice, and verily you have your reasons to disagree, but there is no need to make it a contest of self-proclaimed righteousness. On this point of pride I must lovingly rebuke you:

                              Proverbs 26:12 (1611 King James Bible)

                              Seest thou a man wise in his owne conceit? there is more hope of a foole then of him.
                              Proverbs 29:23 (1611 King James Bible)

                              A mans pride shall bring him lowe: but honour shall vpholde the humble in spirit.
                              1 Timothy 3:6 (1611 King James Bible)

                              Not a nouice, lest being lifted vp with pride, hee fall into the condemnation of the deuill.
                              We should never extoll our own virtues, this should be for others to do only:

                              Proverbs 27:2 (1611 King James Bible)

                              Let another man praise thee, and not thine owne mouth; a stranger, and not thine owne lips.
                              sigpic

                              I Kings 7:23

                              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                              New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                              Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                              Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                              Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                              • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2013
                                • 999

                                #30
                                Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

                                Brother Dr. Mark,

                                I believe it was Sister Mary (bless her heart) that posted a sort of pecking order for the forums that showed the level of respect due to each particular designation. Perhaps she could post that again to clarify when it is proper to rebuke another poster. Jesus wants us to follow His Divine plan when it comes to putting people in their place.

                                As a True Christian (TM) woman, I am beneath you, of course, which is a place I am happy to claim at any time.

                                NRL
                                1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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                                !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
                                Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
                                Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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