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Re: newbee

Sooo....why we hitting on the fresh meat? They only came here looking for answer and information.

Fresh meat? Is that what you are taught nowadays?

No wonder you seem confused.

PRAY TO JESUS!

[Demonic Scottish Whore]

Re: newbee

Oh, trust me I am a confused lesbian.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: newbee

bad analogy. i did not say i was avoiding church. i just cant seem to find one thats in line with the word of God.

Where do you live, young lady? I might be able to find you a nice Independent Baptist Church in your area.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: newbee that likes to wax off

Hi folks, i started learning about the bible in 1st. grade catholic school and am still learning to this day. I am currently absent of a church to attend, because i can't. Seem to find one that actually have a true biblical understanding of the word. One of my favorite verses is " It is written." My name is Joseph, and i am looking forward to seeing what you guys are all about.

You have clearly been been led down the path of wickedness by those with other agendas on their perverted minds (read Dr. Niles' post).

First, as Sister Naomi lovingly pointed out, you need to get your hands on a real Bible, God's own KJV 1611. Burn that abomination you have been reading post haste...then bury the ashes and urinate on the spot of burial to show your contempt of Satan and his attempt to subvert the will and Word of God.

As you immerse yourself in the glorious Word of God™, do not interpret, just read. God is clear in all things and does not need us stupidly adding misguided meanings to His perfect Word.

Find a Bible following, God-fearing independent Baptist church and get there as soon as possible. Begin tithing immediately. God demands it.

Leviticus 27:30 (1611 King James Bible)

And all the tithe of the land, whether of the seed of the land, or of the fruit of the tree, is the Lords: it is holy vnto the Lord.

And do so cheerfully:

2 Corinthians 9:7 (1611 King James Bible)

Euerie man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him giue; not grudgingly, or of necessitie: for God loueth a cheerefull giuer.

And you will be rewarded according to your generosity for following His commandment to tithe:

2 Corinthians 9:6 (1611 King James Bible)

But this I say, Hee which soweth sparingly, shall reape sparingly: and he which soweth bountifully, shall reape bountifully.

So, dig deep and with a smile on your lips and a song in your heart, give until it hurts.

Now, you have been rightly rebuked for being lazy regarding your grammar. The Good Lord commands us to do all things mightily and with vigor:

Ecclesiastes 9:10 (1611 King James Bible)

Whatsoeuer thy hand findeth to doe, doe it with thy might: for there is no worke, nor deuice, nor knowledge, nor wisedome in the graue, whither thou goest.

God expects us to do whatever we do to the best of our ability, and this certainly includes communicating with others. How are you to lead others to Christ if your command of language is lackluster? How are you to be taken seriously by atheists when you try to convince them of the reality of God when your grammar is that of a mildly retarded child? These things can be all that keeps you from being an effective soldier for Christ in the intellectual arena in which we battle for souls. If your sword is dull, you will fall by the wayside. God needs trained articulate soldiers in the ranks of His army.

Now, stop being disrespectful to the True Christians™ here. Recognize that we are your betters and God demands you to submit to our authority over you:

Hebrews 13:17 (1611 King James Bible)

Obey them that haue the rule ouer you, and submit your selues: for they watch for your soules, as they that must giue account, that they may doe it with ioy, and not with griefe: for that is vnprofitable for you.

Did you catch the part about it being unprofitable for you to do otherwise? God means what He says and when you show scorn to His children, you are only calling for God to rain down punishment on you. You wouldn't like God when He's angry...and son, you are not getting on His good side with your behavior here so far.

After all, He temporarily sacrificed Himself to Himself just so you wouldn't offend Him by being born in the sin you inherited from Adam and Eve through all of your ancestors. The least you can do is show Him some gratitude for this remarkable act of compassion.

So, get right with God and we will be happy to guide you to finding favor with the omnipotent and perfect Creator of all that ever was and will ever be.