You all make me diddle my prostate

[Hypocrites]

I was looking through the internet and came across this forum. At first I couldn't tell if you were all genuinely serious due to the stupidity and ignorance, condemn me to hell....... but you are all hypocrites. No Im not a homo or black or any other impure person. You believe in god who tells you to love thy neighbor, You are not. The bible does not state homosexuality is wrong, That is your interpretation. Homosexuality is something you are born with which is evident by it occurring even in nature amongst animals. Thus you are despising one of the many things that god has created. You all seem like angry socially awkward *** removed potty language *** tbh, your children will probably grow up and looked at as freaks except amongst your own angry cult. You can preach what you want but you are all such aggressive angry disillusion *** removed potty language *** living in your own little world. I cant wait until people who you thought would never be there are in heaven with you

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend. Thanks for all the hate. Typical of the ignorant to be like that.

Actiually, if you had read the Bible, you'd know God was extremely clear regarding queers. So it seems, your screen name is very accurate. Bravo!
Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
Genesis 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

Isaiah 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.
Isaiah 3:9The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

1st Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

2 Peter 2:6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;
2 Peter 2:7 And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked:
2 Peter 2:8 (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds; )

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
Jude 1:8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: You all make me diddle my prostate

The bible does not state homosexuality is wrong, That is your interpretation.

(Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

(Leviticus 20:13) "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

Seems pretty clear to me.

Homosexuality is something you are born with

If you can link to one peer-reviewed scientific paper which unequivocally states this as a fact, or one that unequivocally states there is a so-called genetic basis for sodomy, I will send $1,000 to the Jesus-hating charity of your choice.

Thus you are despising one of the many things that god has created.

Do you honestly think God only created GOOD things?



(Isaiah 45:7) "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: You all make me diddle my prostate

I'm guessing you're a Greek, since you have a wierd name and you openly beg for anal sex.

Why not give Jesus a chance to cure you of your sin? He's ready, willing and able. All you have to do is drop to your knees right now, and beg Him to take charge of your life. You'll be glad you did!

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[A Follower]

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So in your opinion killing and eating your own children is good as well and is as God wants it? Because that happens in nature as well, is done by creatures created by God. And of course anyone who reads Luke 17:2 (It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones.) as literally meaning children shouldn't be harmed is misinterpreting the Bible, or so you say.

Are you starting to get how stupid your reasoning is? Of course The Lord hates faggots, just like He hates child killers, that's what He says Himself in His Word.

[Cranky Old Man]

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No Im not a homo or black or any other impure person.

I don't believe you.

You believe in god who tells you to love thy neighbor

WRONG! Please read Proverbs 6:16-19, Hosea 9:15, Matthew 13:41-42 and Deuteronomy 12:31 to see who we have to HATE according to the Holy Bible.

The bible does not state homosexuality is wrong

Have you been living under a rock for the last 4000 years!? Please read Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13 and Romans 1:26-27 to see that BEING GAY IS A SIN!!!

Homosexuality is something you are born with

Nonsense. No baby has ever anally raped someone in the behind.

you are all such aggressive angry disillusion

It's unfortunate that you are too stupid to realize the irony of your own hateful statements.

[Zamininc]

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no Im not a homo or black or any other impure person.

Whoa whoa whoa there unsaved trash, we here at Landover actually have a program dedicated to bringing little niglets to God's everlasting grace.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=28196

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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It's unfortunate that you are too stupid to realize the irony of your own hateful statements.

You hit the nail squarely on the head, Brother.

[see_the_light]

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condemn me to hell.......

Done!

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Homosexuality is something you are born with

Actually, faggotry and lezbanianism are among God's punishments for idolatry:

[Romans 1:22-27 KJV] 22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, 23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. 24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: 25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. 26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: You all make me diddle my prostate

I was looking through the internet and came across this forum. At first I couldn't tell if you were all genuinely serious but you are not hypocrites. I am a homo, black, an impure person. You believe in god who tells you to love thy neighbor. I think this is wonderful. The bible states homosexuality is wrong, Homosexuality is something you choose, and is the same as having sex with animals. I might seem like I am angry and socially awkward; my children will probably grow up and be looked at as freaks. You can preach the truth to this little world. I cant wait until people like you are in heaven with your Jesus:

Hypo,
What a nice thing to say. We, too, are anxious for the LORD JESUS to come through the clouds in white, His rippling muscles glistening in the sun, calling us to join in the marriage supper where we will all be His servants and yet also ruling with Him when He tells us what to do forever. I am sorry that you will not be there with us, but we will think of you and your boyfriend writhing in the lake of fire now and then, wondering why you didn't accept JESUS while you had the chance.
Actually, it's not too late - why not let Him douse you with His blood, which covers a multitude of sins? Let me tell you, that stuff works. I have had so many sins washed away with His blood that I almost did an infomercial about it, comparing it to Oxyclean.
I shall keep you in prayer, but Jesus is coming soon so if I were in your position, I'd be on my knees (pardon the pun, but I'm sure you are already on your knees) asking the LORD to forgive me for being a sinner. It only takes about a minute! And, if you pray today, He'll throw in a life of eternal bliss in Heaven - at no extra charge. Just pay tithes and love offerings.

In JESUS,
NRL

[Alvin Moss]

Re: You all make me diddle my prostate

I was looking through the internet and came across this forum. At first I couldn't tell if you were all genuinely serious due to the stupidity and ignorance, condemn me to hell....... but you are all hypocrites. No Im not a homo or black or any other impure person. You believe in god who tells you to love thy neighbor, You are not. The bible does not state homosexuality is wrong, That is your interpretation. Homosexuality is something you are born with which is evident by it occurring even in nature amongst animals. Thus you are despising one of the many things that god has created. You all seem like angry socially awkward *** removed potty language *** tbh, your children will probably grow up and looked at as freaks except amongst your own angry cult. You can preach what you want but you are all such aggressive angry disillusion *** removed potty language *** living in your own little world. I cant wait until people who you thought would never be there are in heaven with you

You are quite wrong and full of yourself as well, fellow.

The Bible not only tells us repeatedly that homosexuality is wrong, it also tells us to kill the homosexuals. God's will is that the homosexuals be sent off to Hell, where they belong. You would see that for yourself by simply reading God's word, if you hadn't already brilliantly reasoned out your false arguement.

It is true that the sodomites were created by God and you use this as some sort of bizarre reason for them to be accepted, even though you reject God's word. God also created chiggers, Negroes selling crack and Democrats. Are we supposed to love and accept them as well?

Also, you are in fact impure, as evidenced by your insane rambling and the lack of cohesion in your thought process. You better get to Jesus and quick. It's that or Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.

[Walter Van Slyke]

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I cant wait until people who you thought would never be there are in heaven with you

Not gonna happen, dude. We know who's going to be there.
Romans 6:23
Romans 10:10
Matthew 25:46

...and also who's not.
Revelation 21:8

In any event, you'll be too busy putting out fires to be taking any sort of heavenly census.