Get Right or Die Trying

[Freddy Osborne]

My apologies to my fellow crusaders. The war on heathens, fornicators, and outspoken women has rendered me impolite and ask for your forgiveness for lack of a formal introduction.

As an ordained minister myself, I have embraced my as my temple and honor God with my body as stated in 1 Corinthians 6:19-20.

My personal exodus has included trials of substance abuse, countless harlots, and consorting with the Godless. However, my foundation of 16 years of evangelical Southern Baptist Conditioning as delivered me thru Earthly pestilence to the Land of Canaan.

Yet my own temple is not enough as the End Times near. I pray that a glorious church such as Landover will allow me to join their ranks to save the pathetic non-believers and smite the cursed.

Hallelujah! Rejoice, The Lord is King!

[Pim Pendergast]

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Praise Jesus for leading you to us, Fred! Welcome. I take it you're married and have sons?

[Freddy Osborne]

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I am married however The Lord in his unquestionable wisdom has given me only daughters. I suspect it may be penance for excessive fornication of my youth.

But they are pure and have shown no ungodly perversions. Praise Jesus!

[Pim Pendergast]

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What denomination are you with now?

[RebekahQuiverfull]

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Welcome! I am new here as well and you will find the forums to be very welcoming! I shall pray for you to be delivered sons soon.

[Alvin Moss]

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Oh, welcome Brother and praise God that you have been led here, that you may enjoy fellowship with other Christians!

The End Times are trying for us all and this is a place where we can witness and give testimony.

Tell us more of your adventures with Jesus. Where did you attend seminary? What is your own congregation, if you are free to say?

God Bless!

[see_the_light]

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My personal exodus has included trials of substance abuse

So you have snorted marijuanahh and smoked LSD?

Do explain how satan has misled you.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Walter Van Slyke]

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My personal exodus has included trials of substance abuse, countless harlots, and consorting with the Godless. However, my foundation of 16 years of evangelical Southern Baptist Conditioning as delivered me thru Earthly pestilence to the Land of Canaan.

You are an inspiration. I am a bit surprised that a Baptist church would let you get away with whoring and drugging for 16 years without throwing you out. Be that as it may, this church will certainly not.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Brother Frednekk,

Welcome to our friendly forums, where Jesus is Lord! I felt my spirit witness with your spirit as I read your introduction, Brother. After I had closed the forums, I found myself coming to your post again and again, until I decided to respond.

I hope you'll tell us more about your daughters. They are blessings, you know!

I am pleased that you've come and I hope we will interest you enough to come again! May the Lord lift you up and bless you with His wisdom and peace.

Your Sister In Jesus,
NRL

[Freddy Osborne]

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What denomination are you with now?

I have never left the Southern Baptists but freely admit concern with the now all to common contemporary worship services.

Without some severe spiritual redirection, abundant fire, and excessive brimstone; perverted hippies like Joel Osteen will lead their respective congregations to rightful damnation.

[Freddy Osborne]

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What denomination are you with now?

Oh, welcome Brother and praise God that you have been led here, that you may enjoy fellowship with other Christians!

The End Times are trying for us all and this is a place where we can witness and give testimony.

Tell us more of your adventures with Jesus. Where did you attend seminary? What is your own congregation, if you are free to say?

God Bless!

I was originally ordained by the Universal Life Church. However, I soon discovered what type of organization it was and that my revered mentor Brother Martin was in fact no relation to Martin Luther. I then threw off the shackles of this queerloving church and listened to our Almighty Lord speak:

Acts 1:8 - But ye shall receive power, after that the Holy Ghost is come upon you: and ye shall be witnesses unto me both in Jerusalem, and in all Judaea, and in Samaria, and unto the uttermost part of the earth.

Hosanna to the Savior!!! The world is now my congregation!

[Freddy Osborne]

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So you have snorted marijuanahh and smoked LSD?

Do explain how satan has misled you.

PRAISE THE LORD!

That and much much worse. Satan has an arsenal of physical and psychotropic tools at his disposal.

In particular these endorphin triggering love drugs are nothing but sin in pill form when the Dark One uses young hussies to seduce otherwise Godly men.

Please forgive me for a moment. I must scourge myself and pray.

[Freddy Osborne]

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You are an inspiration. I am a bit surprised that a Baptist church would let you get away with whoring and drugging for 16 years without throwing you out. Be that as it may, this church will certainly not.

Thank you. But some lambs do get lost, and by his own Grace the Good Shepherd brings them back.

On a side note- Did Satan inspire you to quote that kumbaya singing Joel Osteen?

[see_the_light]

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That and much much worse. Satan has an arsenal of physical and psychotropic tools at his disposal.

In particular these endorphin triggering love drugs are nothing but sin in pill form when the Dark One uses young hussies to seduce otherwise Godly men.

Please forgive me for a moment. I must scourge myself and pray.

Your candor is most refreshing and GOD will be pleased. But do call them by their name, lust drugs, not GOD's given LOVE, but satan's lust.

But I thought they were exclusively used by homers, are your sure you meant hussies, not hussars?

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Freddy Osborne]

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Welcome! I am new here as well and you will find the forums to be very welcoming! I shall pray for you to be delivered sons soon.

Thank you, Sister Quiverfull. Either way, I will be just as happy fufilling His will raising respectful God fearing women.