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Hello trve Christians.
I may be an outsider as I'm not Christian, my name is actually Rainer-Gregor (how interesting, as the first one comes from a godLESS Danish name and the second one is more of your theme). I'm from a country that has at least six + more reasons for your god to hate us. This topic here made me register: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=89631 I will re-define this list point by point to you as you all have gotten it quite wrong. We are not a nation that can be put under such stereotypes.
1. Of course there are atheists (including me) among us and communists, satanists, alcoholics, alcoholists, alcohols and eskimos. But this is not all!! It really irritates me how you left out pagans, jehovah witnesses, terrorists, drug addicts, freemasonists, arsonists and churchburners, vargvikerneses, black metalists and murderers. And why are you talking about Christians in our society? There are none! Those who say so, are actually the pedophile priests that are appreciated highly in our close community and restaurants. The lust for little children is deliciously good you know. When a pedophile is taken down during sex with kids aged 6, you get this nice sulfuric taste which reminds us about Hell, our final destination, whatever our beliefs are.
2. Baltic Pride. Do you really think this thing happens only once a year? This is just the time when we come out on the streets. Wow. You said that then we cover the streets in semen and anal blood. I'm sorry for your loss, but all of you who have ever been to Estonia, are going to Hell, because you have touched our cursed bodily fluids - why do you think we have openable windows? Every night we get rid of our wastes by throwing them on the streets. And what's more, Estonia is actually a desert where no rain falls. About 6 6666 6666 6666 years ago (no creationism allowed) we were situated near the equator and the climate hasn't changed since. It's just the mercy of your god that he lets his gay and lesbian angels have homosexual parties in our sky. As a result of their jizzing and squirting, we can have a pleasant life down here with fertile soils and only slightly salty Baltic Sea.
3. You said that we have been a part of godless countries like Denmark, Germany, Russia and Sweden. Oh are you really so blind that you can't see where those countries are situated? They are around us, AROUND US! None of them have made us godless, but this is our strong aura that has made them expel god. WE are the most antichristian country in the world, WE are the epicenter of evil! Beware America, the tectonics is still happening and after another 6 6666 6666 6666 years we might be next to you!
4. You say that a high rate of freedom of press is a sign of weak governments. Did you really get a eureka moment out of it after describing us as evil satanists and atheists? Of course our leaders don't have time for crap like censorship when they are trying to book their place in Hell by importing Christians and sacrificing them to either Satan or nobody. There are not many leaders anyway as we are constantly sacrificing them to either Satan or nobody.
5. It really is a bad thing that our president is born in Sweden and it makes me sick that he has studied in the USC (United States of Christianity). Happily he healed and went on to Canada to preach our evil pagan satanic literature there. I'm afraid there may be some traces of his USC period left, we can't do much about it as we have sacrificed all our more evil politicians. The bad thing also is that even though he is probably a homosexual, he has a lesbian wife to meet your sick intolerant standards. But for the most part I don't care, because he is still an antichrist and an anarchist, watch from 0.52 to 0.57 and from 1.20 to 1.24: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmCgb-0K8NE
6. The link you posted about us advertising ourselves as a gay-friendly tourist destination is strange. This surely is some conspiracy you have there because we don't do such stupid things. We produce gays in biotechnological factories where gay men have intercourses with lesbian women to have children that are 66% homosexual and the rest are also homosexual. All gays in the world are from Estonia as all people in Estonia are gays. It is correct that we have campaigns to invite those of our citizens who have left to foreign countries back to Estonia and we don't have to mention their gayness, right?
More than 6. Yes, we have a parish called Noarootsi and you said it was dedicated to Swiss people, but actually at the moment it is for the Swedish. We have plans to enlarge this concentration camp so that other unwanted nations could also go there and have a gayfree™ life till execution by anal technologies.
Heil from Estonia and burn in wherever.
I may be an outsider as I'm not Christian, my name is actually Rainer-Gregor (how interesting, as the first one comes from a godLESS Danish name and the second one is more of your theme). I'm from a country that has at least six + more reasons for your god to hate us. This topic here made me register: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=89631 I will re-define this list point by point to you as you all have gotten it quite wrong. We are not a nation that can be put under such stereotypes.
1. Of course there are atheists (including me) among us and communists, satanists, alcoholics, alcoholists, alcohols and eskimos. But this is not all!! It really irritates me how you left out pagans, jehovah witnesses, terrorists, drug addicts, freemasonists, arsonists and churchburners, vargvikerneses, black metalists and murderers. And why are you talking about Christians in our society? There are none! Those who say so, are actually the pedophile priests that are appreciated highly in our close community and restaurants. The lust for little children is deliciously good you know. When a pedophile is taken down during sex with kids aged 6, you get this nice sulfuric taste which reminds us about Hell, our final destination, whatever our beliefs are.
2. Baltic Pride. Do you really think this thing happens only once a year? This is just the time when we come out on the streets. Wow. You said that then we cover the streets in semen and anal blood. I'm sorry for your loss, but all of you who have ever been to Estonia, are going to Hell, because you have touched our cursed bodily fluids - why do you think we have openable windows? Every night we get rid of our wastes by throwing them on the streets. And what's more, Estonia is actually a desert where no rain falls. About 6 6666 6666 6666 years ago (no creationism allowed) we were situated near the equator and the climate hasn't changed since. It's just the mercy of your god that he lets his gay and lesbian angels have homosexual parties in our sky. As a result of their jizzing and squirting, we can have a pleasant life down here with fertile soils and only slightly salty Baltic Sea.
3. You said that we have been a part of godless countries like Denmark, Germany, Russia and Sweden. Oh are you really so blind that you can't see where those countries are situated? They are around us, AROUND US! None of them have made us godless, but this is our strong aura that has made them expel god. WE are the most antichristian country in the world, WE are the epicenter of evil! Beware America, the tectonics is still happening and after another 6 6666 6666 6666 years we might be next to you!
4. You say that a high rate of freedom of press is a sign of weak governments. Did you really get a eureka moment out of it after describing us as evil satanists and atheists? Of course our leaders don't have time for crap like censorship when they are trying to book their place in Hell by importing Christians and sacrificing them to either Satan or nobody. There are not many leaders anyway as we are constantly sacrificing them to either Satan or nobody.
5. It really is a bad thing that our president is born in Sweden and it makes me sick that he has studied in the USC (United States of Christianity). Happily he healed and went on to Canada to preach our evil pagan satanic literature there. I'm afraid there may be some traces of his USC period left, we can't do much about it as we have sacrificed all our more evil politicians. The bad thing also is that even though he is probably a homosexual, he has a lesbian wife to meet your sick intolerant standards. But for the most part I don't care, because he is still an antichrist and an anarchist, watch from 0.52 to 0.57 and from 1.20 to 1.24: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmCgb-0K8NE
6. The link you posted about us advertising ourselves as a gay-friendly tourist destination is strange. This surely is some conspiracy you have there because we don't do such stupid things. We produce gays in biotechnological factories where gay men have intercourses with lesbian women to have children that are 66% homosexual and the rest are also homosexual. All gays in the world are from Estonia as all people in Estonia are gays. It is correct that we have campaigns to invite those of our citizens who have left to foreign countries back to Estonia and we don't have to mention their gayness, right?
More than 6. Yes, we have a parish called Noarootsi and you said it was dedicated to Swiss people, but actually at the moment it is for the Swedish. We have plans to enlarge this concentration camp so that other unwanted nations could also go there and have a gayfree™ life till execution by anal technologies.
Heil from Estonia and burn in wherever.
unto this day. 
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