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  • #1

    It's all about me, me, me

    im a satanist . So i have been looking around this website and wow , you guys are morons .First of all i can say that this website is unsafe because as soon as i made an account here my email address started getting bunch of junk porn mail , and its definately from you because its the first time something like this happens , second of all i asked on one post what makes a religion real ? You answered me that god makes christianity real , but in different religions there are different gods so the answer is invalid . then i saw a post about how marijuana kills and wow that made me laugh ,it had a picture where a girl aged in 16 like 16 years ,in the description the dauther of that girl sayd her mother died 3 months before she was born , please tell me how is that possible . Well and im really tired of writing this , you are not worth my time . Shall the Satan burn you in hell !
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  • #2
    Re: about me

    Originally posted by ImAnAtheist420 View Post
    (after a long screed) Well and im really tired of writing this , you are not worth my time .
    Not too self-negating.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • #3
      Re: about me

      Originally posted by ImAnAtheist420 View Post
      im a satanist . Blah blah blah Shall the Satan burn you in hell !
      You realize that the Devil has no power on Earth or in Hell, right? Nope, he's just going to be burning for eternity, just like all the other sinners.



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      • #4
        Re: about me

        Originally posted by ImAnAtheist420 View Post
        im a satanist . So i have been looking around this website and wow , you guys are mormons .First of all i can say that this website is unsafe because as soon as i made an account here my email address started getting bunch of junk porn mail , and its definately from you because its the first time something like this happens , second of all i asked on one post what makes a religion real ? You answered me that god makes christianity real , but in different religions there are different gods so the answer is invalid . then i saw a post about how marijuana kills and wow that made me laugh ,it had a picture where a girl aged in 16 like 16 years ,in the description the dauther of that girl sayd her mother died 3 months before she was born , please tell me how is that possible . Well and im really tired of writing this , you are not worth my time . Shall the Satan burn you in hell !
        No friend, we are not mormons, we are Baptists.
        You got porn because you (or another family member) looks at it. Ask your mom to check your browser history. We do not use porn, we use God.
        I am sorry you tire so easily. Perhaps you should switch hands.

        By the way, your screen name claims you are an 'Atheist' (not a proper noun and therefore should not be capitalized, but no matter) then you claim to be a 'Satanist' Is that because all of you people are Satans 'bend over buddies'?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: about me

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          No friend, we are not mormons, we are Baptists.
          You got porn because you (or another family member) looks at it. Ask your mom to check your browser history. We do not use porn, we use God.
          I am sorry you tire so easily. Perhaps you should switch hands.

          By the way, your screen name claims you are an 'Atheist' (not a proper noun and therefore should not be capitalized, but no matter) then you claim to be a 'Satanist' Is that because all of you people are Satans 'bend over buddies'?
          the porn is definately from here cuz as soon as i made the account it started comin in , like not even a minute passed , and thats the first of it never been anything before this site and i have a years old account

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          • #6
            Re: about me

            Your post contradicts itself so many times that I got lost reading it. Maybe its just my woman's brain that can't follow it, or maybe you just don't know how to articulate yourself very well. It's probably the latter coming from a sinner.

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            • #7
              Re: about me

              Originally posted by ImAnAtheist420 View Post
              the porn is definately from here cuz as soon as i made the account it started comin in , like not even a minute passed , and thats the first of it never been anything before this site and i have a years old account
              Not possible friend.

              The JesOS Ver 8.1 that the site is run on has a self healing kernel. It is impenetrable because it is closed source and only available to True Christians™. All data traffic is passed through Landover switches and is inspected by the DoF and a team of Biblical scholars for content purity.
              However, I put a call into the group. Of course, they do not answer the phone but did call me back from a secured line. I was assured the porn is from your computer and degenerate sites you logged into. I also checked with Interpol and was informed that Harjumaa on Paldiski and E67 is a gay porn hot bed. Apparently the Tammaasre park is a popular place for Homofaqual sex. Are you near that? Please tell me you DO NOT live in Tallinn Backpackers.
              They recommended that you do a cmd /delete all. Then reformat your machine and make new email accounts.
              I'll pray for your soul.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #8
                Re: about me

                Originally posted by KateSanders View Post
                Your post contradicts itself so many times that I got lost reading it. Maybe its just my woman's brain that can't follow it, or maybe you just don't know how to articulate yourself very well. It's probably the latter coming from a sinner.
                No, it's not just your small female brain, most of these heathens are spastics.
                Because they have so hard time understanding even most simple concepts, such as Glory of God, it makes them many times remain as heathens. We can try to save them, but we don't need to feel too bad if we can't. After all, they have chosen that lifestly themselves by sinning so much that God has cursed them with spastism.

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                • #9
                  Re: about me

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Not possible friend.

                  The JesOS Ver 8.1 that the site is run on has a self healing kernel. It is impenetrable because it is closed source and only available to True Christians™. All data traffic is passed through Landover switches and is inspected by the DoF and a team of Biblical scholars for content purity.
                  However, I put a call into the group. Of course, they do not answer the phone but did call me back from a secured line. I was assured the porn is from your computer and degenerate sites you logged into. I also checked with Interpol and was informed that Harjumaa on Paldiski and E67 is a gay porn hot bed. Apparently the Tammaasre park is a popular place for Homofaqual sex. Are you near that? Please tell me you DO NOT live in Tallinn Backpackers.
                  They recommended that you do a cmd /delete all. Then reformat your machine and make new email accounts.
                  I'll pray for your soul.
                  u know what im just gonna test my theory im gonna make a new account from a clean laptop with a fresh email and just see what happens . im currently on a desctop pc , so lets see what happens

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                  • #10
                    Re: about me

                    Originally posted by ImAnAtheist420 View Post
                    u know what im just gonna test my theory im gonna make a new account from a clean laptop with a fresh email and just see what happens . im currently on a desctop pc , so lets see what happens
                    I will tell you what is going to happen. You are going to burn in Hell and we will be laughing at you from Heaven.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • #11
                      Re: about me

                      Originally posted by ImAnAtheist420 View Post
                      u know what im just gonna test my theory im gonna make a new account from a clean laptop with a fresh email and just see what happens . im currently on a desctop pc , so lets see what happens
                      I just banned BaptistJeeeesus.
                      I Jesus!

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                      • #12
                        Re: about me

                        Originally posted by ImAnAtheist420 View Post
                        u know what im just gonna test my theory im gonna make a new account from a clean laptop with a fresh email and just see what happens . im currently on a desctop pc , so lets see what happens
                        You do know a 'theory' is merely a wild guess where as the Bible is a fact.

                        The DoF has informed me you created a new account however the computer it was done on is full of virus.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #13
                          Re: about me

                          Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                          I just banned BaptistJeeeesus.
                          so whats the problem now , are you scared that im gonna prove myself u know im just gonna do it another day from another place and you cant keep up with every move i make .

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                          • #14
                            Re: about me

                            Originally posted by ImAnAtheist420 View Post
                            so whats the problem now , are you scared that im gonna prove myself u know im just gonna do it another day from another place and you cant keep up with every move i make .
                            Friend, you created the account and nothing happened.

                            Another win for God!
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #15
                              Re: about me

                              Originally posted by ImAnAtheist420 View Post
                              so whats the problem now , are you scared that im gonna prove myself u know im just gonna do it another day from another place and you cant keep up with every move i make .
                              You are only allowed one account, apparently.

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