[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Hello lemonhead. Sure, pretending to worship stuff that is completely made up like lemons or the flying spaghetti monster or Vishnu just to mock Christians is fun, but you won't find any joy here. We know the difference between what some con artists dreamed up to delude and appease people and the word of the living God.

You should leave and go hang out with the Flat Earth Society mormons...I mean morons.

[John Allen]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Hello lemonhead. Sure, pretending to worship stuff that is completely made up like lemons or the flying spaghetti monster or Vishnu just to mock Christians is fun, but you won't find any joy here. We know the difference between what some con artists dreamed up to delude and appease people and the word of the living God.

You should leave and go hang out with the Flat Earth Society mormons...I mean mormons.

Well. First off, The Earth is flat Second, lemons aren't made up, they are food. Obviously not gods, but they do exist. Also, what do you mean by "mormons"? Last time I checked they believe in that round Earth lie.

[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Well. First off, The Earth is flat Second, lemons aren't made up, they are food. Obviously not gods, but they do exist. Also, what do you mean by "mormons"? Last time I checked they believe in that round Earth lie.

Brother John, thank you for the helpful link. All this time I thought the earth was round. Just another example of how I need to spend more time studying Scripture and less time making irrational assumptions.

Of course I know that lemons exist, and that I was referring to the blasphemous lemon god this charlatan purports to worship.

I don't know where the mormons stand on the shape of the earth. I'll do some research and report back.

With gratitude,

Wally

[Kachina]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

I like you already

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

I like you already

This is not "Lesbian Mingle." This is GOD's FAVORITE FORUM and I, as His servant and willing thrall, will thank you for NOT hitting on the perverts who wander in here.

[TaraAnne]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Hello, im rache and I am here to share the knowledge of my belief in the great and holy lemon. I wish to learn about you as you learn about me.
Please, if you have any questions about me being a Leminist or the holy lemon itself then please ask away.

1 Timothy 2:5 - For [there is] one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;


God give me strength!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Firstly, no I am not underaged, though I suppose you have a right to your beliefs.
Secondly I am here so that our two groups can bask in the love of our lords together.

I think what the good Sister was referring to was your mental age - and your sense of humor is tending to be a bit sophomoric.

[Chewer]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Hello, im rache and I am here to share the knowledge of my belief in the great and holy lemon. I wish to learn about you as you learn about me.
Please, if you have any questions about me being a Leminist or the holy lemon itself then please ask away.

Exodus 20:3 "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."