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  • John Creeser
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    Re: Hi there

    Originally posted by Lemonisthekey View Post
    I have never walked with Jesus, nor do I have a favourite bible quote as it is sclearly stated on page 265 paragraph 3 that no other book must be favourite over the book of limpic (our holy book). I have also received an infraction, even though I have done nothing wrong other than state what I believe,

    I must say I do like the quote love thy nebour.
    We don't care what you believe, especially when you are just here to mock us with your tomfoolery and nonsense (which won't be tolerated for long).

    Now get right with Jesus or else!!

    Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.

    2 Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

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  • Lemonisthekey
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    Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

    Firstly, no I am not underaged, though I suppose you have a right to your beliefs.
    Secondly I am here so that our two groups can bask in the love of our lords together.

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  • Russell Holbeck
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    Re: Hi there

    Hello Lemonisthekey.

    If you do not love Jesus why are you here we love Jesus. I have read the Bible and lemons are not mentioned why do you think lemons are holy. There is a book in the Bible called Philemon it is a letter written by Paul it is only 25 verses long maybe you are thinking of that it talks about refreshing his bowels.

    Thank you.

    Rusty

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  • Attila's Wife
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    Re: Hi there

    I suspect this poster is underage - probably under 12 - and should therefore not be allowed to post here under the Terms & Conditions of this site.

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  • Lemonisthekey
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    Re: Hi there

    I have never walked with Jesus, nor do I have a favourite bible quote as it is sclearly stated on page 265 paragraph 3 that no other book must be favourite over the book of limpic (our holy book). I have also received an infraction, even though I have done nothing wrong other than state what I believe,

    I must say I do like the quote love thy nebour.

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  • Witch Hammer
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    Re: Hi there

    Originally posted by Lemonisthekey View Post
    Hello, im rache and I am here to share the knowledge of my belief in the great and holy lemon. I wish to learn about you as you learn about me.
    Please, if you have any questions about me being a Leminist or the holy lemon itself then please ask away.
    God will not be mocked, demon skank. The only question I have is why hasn't Christ hurled a lightning bolt through your mouth and out your rectum yet? I will be sure to ask Him this evening when He stops by.

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Re: Hi there

    Originally posted by Lemonisthekey View Post
    Hello, im rache and I am here to share the knowledge of my belief in the great and holy lemon. I wish to learn about you as you learn about me.
    Please, if you have any questions about me being a Leminist or the holy lemon itself then please ask away.
    What church do you got, what is your favourite Bible(KJV1611) and when did you start your walk with Jesus?

    God bless.

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  • Lemonisthekey
    started a topic Hi there, I am a fruit.

    Hi there, I am a fruit.

    Hello, im rache and I am here to share the knowledge of my belief in the great and holy lemon. I wish to learn about you as you learn about me.
    Please, if you have any questions about me being a Leminist or the holy lemon itself then please ask away.
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