Hi there, I am a fruit.

[Lemonisthekey]

Hello, im rache and I am here to share the knowledge of my belief in the great and holy lemon. I wish to learn about you as you learn about me.
Please, if you have any questions about me being a Leminist or the holy lemon itself then please ask away.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hi there

Hello, im rache and I am here to share the knowledge of my belief in the great and holy lemon. I wish to learn about you as you learn about me.
Please, if you have any questions about me being a Leminist or the holy lemon itself then please ask away.

What church do you got, what is your favourite Bible(KJV1611) and when did you start your walk with Jesus?

God bless.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hi there

Hello, im rache and I am here to share the knowledge of my belief in the great and holy lemon. I wish to learn about you as you learn about me.
Please, if you have any questions about me being a Leminist or the holy lemon itself then please ask away.

God will not be mocked, demon skank. The only question I have is why hasn't Christ hurled a lightning bolt through your mouth and out your rectum yet? I will be sure to ask Him this evening when He stops by.

[Lemonisthekey]

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I have never walked with Jesus, nor do I have a favourite bible quote as it is sclearly stated on page 265 paragraph 3 that no other book must be favourite over the book of limpic (our holy book). I have also received an infraction, even though I have done nothing wrong other than state what I believe,

I must say I do like the quote love thy nebour.

[Attila's Wife]

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I suspect this poster is underage - probably under 12 - and should therefore not be allowed to post here under the Terms & Conditions of this site.

[Russell Holbeck]

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Hello Lemonisthekey.

If you do not love Jesus why are you here we love Jesus. I have read the Bible and lemons are not mentioned why do you think lemons are holy. There is a book in the Bible called Philemon it is a letter written by Paul it is only 25 verses long maybe you are thinking of that it talks about refreshing his bowels.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Lemonisthekey]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Firstly, no I am not underaged, though I suppose you have a right to your beliefs.
Secondly I am here so that our two groups can bask in the love of our lords together.

[John Creeser]

Re: Hi there

I have never walked with Jesus, nor do I have a favourite bible quote as it is sclearly stated on page 265 paragraph 3 that no other book must be favourite over the book of limpic (our holy book). I have also received an infraction, even though I have done nothing wrong other than state what I believe,

I must say I do like the quote love thy nebour.

We don't care what you believe, especially when you are just here to mock us with your tomfoolery and nonsense (which won't be tolerated for long).

Now get right with Jesus or else!!

Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.

2 Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Firstly, no I am not underaged, though I suppose you have a right to your beliefs.

That was never in question, dear.

Secondly I am here so that our two groups can bask in the love of our lords together.

That won't happen. Your father (John 8:44) hates our Father (I John 3:1) and his attitude has rubbed off on you. I suggest you repent and accept Jesus Christ while you are above room temp. That will not always be the case.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Firstly, no I am not underaged, though I suppose you have a right to your beliefs.
Secondly I am here so that our two groups can bask in the love of our lords together.

Hello Lemonisthekey.

God can not be next to another God look at Isaiah 44:6 it says:

Thus saith the LORD the King of Israel, and his redeemer the LORD of hosts; I am the first, and I am the last; and beside me there is no God.

Also lemon is only one letter off from demon that is something to think about.

Thank you.

Rusty

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Great.
Another sourpuss.

Friend, while God created you and gave you purpose, it is a limited purpose. Remember, a lime could probably replace you and no one would notice your demise.

[Aaliyah]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Exodus 20:2-3

It's in the commandments. Take no other 'gods' but the one TRUE God.

As for us basking together? The Bible once again says no. 1 Corinthians 10:20 - But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils.

We don't want your fellowship, sour devil.

[Kay314]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Firstly, no I am not underaged, though I suppose you have a right to your beliefs.
Secondly I am here so that our two groups can bask in the love of our lords together.

Please. We are here to join in worship of the only God, not to make a mockery of Him. Unless you are willing to admit your sins and ask for forgiveness, you are not welcome here.
If you thought that lemons were sour, wait until you see hell.

[Submissive wife]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Lemon,

I admire your zest for life but quite frankly you're a little too acidic for my liking and I fear you may heartburn in hell.

[KateSanders]

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I suspect this poster is underage - probably under 12 - and should therefore not be allowed to post here under the Terms & Conditions of this site.

Do these people really think they are the first sinners to come to God's favorite forums in an attempt to upset us with their idiotic lies? And the least they could do is come up with something a little more believable, or at the very least amusing, and not this ridiculous junk.