Here 2 hours I'm dumb

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This forum doesn't not represent Christ whatsoever. It represents the evil nature of un-repented man.

I want nothing to do with your demons.

Sorry. I made a mistake coming here.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello, and welcome to the friendliest forum on the interwebs! You sound terribly confused. The True Christians(tm) on this forum refer to the Word of God Itself. If the Bible doesn't represent Christ, what do you think does?

[KateSanders]

Re: Here 2 hours I'm done

This forum doesn't not represent Christ whatsoever. It represents the evil nature of un-repented man.

I want nothing to do with your demons.

Sorry. I made a mistake coming here.

You made a mistake coming here? I don't that's possible when you come to God's favorite forums. What is it that's really bothering you? Is it that you are a sinner?

I know it can be scary to repent and embrace God, and I know that the Satan's words can be alluring, but let Christ be your guidance.
Acts 2:38

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Here 2 hours I'm done

This forum doesn't not represent Christ whatsoever. It represents the evil nature of un-repented man.

I want nothing to do with your demons.

Sorry. I made a mistake coming here.

Welcome, friend.

I'm really sorry that a mere two hours of your life was just too much to ask of you to stick around and learn about salvation in the real Jesus Christ. I guess some people just have to stay with the comfortable delusions they get to hear in the cafeteria-style false Christianity sold to the masses.

But of course, the masses are going to Hell (see Matthew 7:13-14).

I will petition God the Father to send the Holy Spirit to chip away at the rusted anvil of your hard heart.

In His Firm Grip,

Pastor Ed

[Jedediah]

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In what way is proclaiming the gospel not representing Jesus? He left His Word for us, and we are simply sharing that with others.

I'm sorry if God's Word makes you uncomfortable. I suppose you just didn't make the cut. People like you at least get to serve as a reminder of how luck we True Christians(tm) are to have been preordained to stand among Jesus' elect.

II Thessalonians 2:11-13
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:


I guess I'll just have to have enough fun froclicking about in Heaven for both of us!

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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This forum doesn't not represent Christ whatsoever. It represents the evil nature of un-repented man.

I want nothing to do with your demons.

Sorry. I made a mistake coming here.

New Hampshire is such a lovely state, but even that will not protect it from the brimstone angels have poised at it when God gives them the green light. Perhaps you should rethink your position, friend. JESUS loves you, despite your double negatives and use of improper words.

Couple that with the friendliest forum in the entire World Wide Webs, where Jesus Himself posts annually, and you can laugh in the face of brimstone. In fact, you'll be protected from all manner of evil since Jesus cared enough to temporarily give His life to save YOU. Yes, YOU. We love you, friend, and we hope that you will reconsider your decision so that we can share with you the truth of salvation through Christ's blood.

Praise Him!
NRL

[Orem Festus Jr.]

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This forum doesn't not represent Christ whatsoever. It represents the evil nature of un-repented man.

I want nothing to do with your demons.

Sorry. I made a mistake coming here.

Wait young feller! These is decent God fearin folk,they dont mean you no harm,theys just sharin the gospel as it was writ so as to help sinners like youself find the light.stay for a spell and lern somthin,reckon i will too.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend. It is impressive you make 2 posts and determine you are done withj Christianty. Tell me, does your wife birth two children before you are done with her?

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Welcome friend. It is impressive you make 2 posts and determine you are done withj Christianty. Tell me, does your wife birth two children before you are done with her?

Don't welcome me. I go to a Baptist Church sometimes and there's no people there like you and your diabolic friends. So I'm done with you and your diabolic forum and friends. But I'll let you ban me so that I can give you all HELL before I go even though it is a waste of time. And even though your moderators unethically change the words in my replies.

I'm a Christian and you're not. You and the others who claim Christ as their Savior on this forum are Satan's servants. The author is right. This forum is pure evil.

This forum is perverting the name of Jesus Christ.

The atheist and heathen here are nice people compared to the professed Christians, and that alone says a whole lot about the gog you all serve.

You are against Christ and will find your ultimate abode in the abyss along with all of your demons.

May God destroy your forum.

Didn't take long to find this.....

Landover Baptist Church Exposed!
Blasphemous internet church masquerades as being Christian

By David J. Stewart

There is a website called landoverbaptist. They use the domain extensions of .com, .net, .org and others. I won't even link to their filth, because they say it's not appropriate for visitors under 18. Yet, they have a section titled “just 4 Kids,” which is highly contradictory. These are dangerous people. Their website has attracted millions of visitors, which makes it a serious concern.

The website fraudulently claims to be a Baptist Church. Instead, the website is a horrible mockery of God, Jesus Christ, the Bible and sin-hating, God-fearing, Christ-honoring, Christians. The website is pure evil, intended to mock Christianity, blaspheme the Lord Jesus and confuse people.

The internet group may or may not be incorporated, I doubt it. But even if they are a 501C3 organization, their blasphemous beliefs and teachings against the historical Baptist position exposes them as liars. This internet group is a fraud. I've been a Baptist my whole life, and I can tell you plainly that the Land Over Baptist website mentioned is evil to the core, not Baptist in any sense of the term. There are actually some legitimate churches named Land Over Baptist, which causes even more confusion, and these rotten imposters know it!

I published this article to warn everyone on the internet about this fraudulent group, who claim to be a Baptist Church; but they are wicked people, liars, deceivers, God-heaters, degenerates and hate-mongers who spew blasphemies against God. Mark 3:28, “Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme.” These God-haters spew blasphemies against genuine Christianity and the God of the Bible.

The website mocks salvation by stating “Accept Christ and receive a free Playstation 2!” This is just evil. It couldn't be more obvious that the owners and publishers of the Land Over Baptist website are God-hating heathens.


Psalm 137:9

The website implies that God is a monster, by quoting Psalm 137:9 without explanation, “Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.” Here is an excellent explanation by the mighty preacher, Charles H. Spurgeon . . .

This plaintive ode is one of the most charming compositions in the whole Book of Psalms for its poetic power. If it were not inspired it would nevertheless occupy a high place in poesy, especially the former portion of it, which is tender and patriotic to the highest degree. In the later verses (Ps 137:7-9), we have utterances of burning indignation against the chief adversaries of Israel,—an indignation as righteous as it was fervent. Let those find fault with it who have never seen their temple burned, their city ruined, their wives ravished, and after children slain; they might not, perhaps, be quite so velvet mouthed if they had suffered after this fashion. It is one thing to talk of the bitter feeling which moved captive Israelites in Babylon, and quite another thing to be captives ourselves under a savage and remorseless power, which knew not how to show mercy, but delighted in barbarities to the defenceless. The song is such as might fitly be sung in the Jews' wailing place. It is a fruit of the Captivity in Babylon, and often has it furnished expression for sorrows which else had been unutterable. It is an opalesque Psalm within whose mild radiance there glows afire which strikes the beholder with wonder.

SOURCE: THE TREASURY OF DAVID, Charles H. Spurgeon

The Bible is brutally honest. Here in America, where freedom has been handed to us on a silver platter, we often take things for granted. The real world is very different. Americans live in a little fantasy bubble, which is not reality.

The website also quotes other controversial Scriptures in any attempt to offend arrogant Americans, who think they know more than God. God doesn't have to explain Himself to anyone. To those who believe, no explanation is necessary; to those who believe not, no explanation is possible. Woe unto the wicked!


Beware of Land Over Baptist Website

I won't belabor this article, because the website is obviously a sick joke. There are many unbelievers who hate Jesus Christ and His Word. Philippians 3:18-19, “For many walk, of whom I have told you often, and now tell you even weeping, that they are the enemies of the cross of Christ: Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.”

And so it shall be! Their end will be destruction in the Lake of Fire (Revelation 20:11-15).

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Welcome friend. It is impressive you make 2 posts and determine you are done withj Christianty. Tell me, does your wife birth two children before you are done with her?

I wouldn't blame anyone to dump Christianity after seeing the diabolic mission of this forum.

You call yourself an ordinary nice guy. But I call you a right winged un-Christlike
Republican piece of Satanic crap!

[James Hutchins]

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Sorry friend, but you are wrong. The Holy Bible tells us so (and not some hell bent wack job who personally hates everything decent)
Isaiah 29:14 Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.

Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Luke 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.

John 11:7 What then? Israel hath not obtained that which he seeketh for; but the election hath obtained it, and the rest were blinded
John 11:8 (According as it is written, God hath given them the spirit of slumber, eyes that they should not see, and ears that they should not hear unto this day.

John 12:39 Therefore they could not believe, because that Esaias said again,
John 12:40 He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them.

1st Corinthians 1:17 For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect.
1st Corinthians 1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
1st Corinthians 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
1st Corinthians 1:20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?

1st Corinthians 1:23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
1st Corinthians 1:24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
1st Corinthians 1:25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
1st Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

1st Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
1st Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

Jude 1:16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
Jude 1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
Jude 1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.


No where in the entire Bible (please, prove me wrong) does it instruct us to do anything other than follow it. God never tells us to 'interpert it' or twist his Perfect Word (do you think you know better than god) to suit, like a soup made from show leather and bad oinions.
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Revelation 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

Your problem is that we actually follow and do as God commands and do not like so many of you false Christians, 'take the easy way out'. God never says Salvation(c) is easy. He tells us it is very hard.
Psalm 58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

Proverbs 16:4 The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

Matthew 15:13 But he answered and said, Every plant, which my heavenly Father hath not planted, shall be rooted up.

Acts 13:48 And when the Gentiles heard this, they were glad, and glorified the word of the Lord: and as many as were ordained to eternal life believed.

Romans 8:29 For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren.
Romans 8:30 Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified.
Romans 8:31 What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us, who can be against us?

Romans 9:11 (For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth; )

Romans 9:21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?

2nd Timothy 1:9 Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling, not according to our works, but according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us in Christ Jesus before the world began,

2nd Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
2nd Thessalonians 2:12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
2nd Thessalonians 2:13 But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:

Ephesians 1:4 According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love:
Ephesians 1:5 Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will,

John 6:44 No man can come to me, except the Father which hath sent me draw him: and I will raise him up at the last day.

John 6:64 But there are some of you that believe not. For Jesus knew from the beginning who they were that believed not, and who should betray him.
John 6:65 And he said, Therefore said I unto you, that no man can come unto me, except it were given unto him of my Father.

John 15:16 Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you.

Jude 1:4 For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.

Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

[James Hutchins]

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I wouldn't blame anyone to dump Christianity after seeing the diabolic mission of this forum.

You call yourself an ordinary nice guy. But I call you a right winged un-Christlike
Republican piece of Satanic crap!

Try to insult me all you want friend. My Love of Jesus will overcome your personal hatred. I'll pray for you.

Here is what God tells me when people like you come to attack good people:

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

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Wait young feller! These is decent God fearin folk,they dont mean you no harm,theys just sharin the gospel as it was writ so as to help sinners like youself find the light.stay for a spell and lern somthin,reckon i will too.

I was a pastor before most people on this forum ever sat down on a toilet. and that's where this forum belongs!

I know the Christ I serve....and He isn't here on this forum.

May God destroy those who pervert His name.

Now go ahead and edit my response you no good bunch of diabolic trash.

[James Hutchins]

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I was a pastor before most people on this forum ever sat down on a toilet. and that's where this forum belongs!

I know the Christ I serve....and He isn't here on this forum.

May God destroy those who pervert His name.

Now go ahead and edit my response you no good bunch of diabolic trash.

Ah, now you are suddenly a Pastor? Friend, I am beginning to have a hard time believing anything you say. No Christian behaves like you do. You act a lot like a person from Silver Hill. Do they know you are on the internet?


John 1:12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:

1st John 3:2 Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is.

Romans 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God.

Romans 8:15 For ye have not received the spirit of bondage again to fear; but ye have received the Spirit of adoption, whereby we cry, Abba, Father.
Romans 8:16 The Spirit itself beareth witness with our spirit, that we are the children of God:

Romans 8:23 And not only they, but ourselves also, which have the firstfruits of the Spirit, even we ourselves groan within ourselves, waiting for the adoption, to wit, the redemption of our body.

Romans 9:4 Who are Israelites; to whom pertaineth the adoption, and the glory, and the covenants, and the giving of the law, and the service of God, and the promises;

Galatians 4:5 To redeem them that were under the law, that we might receive the adoption of sons.

Ephesians 1:5 Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will,


God will Save you, if you let Him.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

People sit down on a toilet?

Anyway, welcome friend. You sound a tad angry. What exactly have we written that has angered you so much?