[Mary Etheldreda]

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here's averse for you...
That the hypocrite reign not, lest the people be ensnared.....

You're mistaken, dear. Mayor Johny Joe Hold is a freely elected representative of this town. He does not "reign" in Freehold, Christ does.

The topics in every category of this forum proves it's not Christian. There are no topics that mention the cross or repentance, and very few if any studies of God's Word at all.

Our forums are quite extensive. Perhaps you've missed some of these sermons regarding the Cross or Repentance. Here is a short list for you to begin:

The 67 deadly sins of the New Testament

Jesus Did NOT Die For Everyone's Sins!

No salvation without the Law

The Top 10 Reasons to Believe in the Resurrection of Jesus

A Loving God Would Not Send Billions of People to Hell, Would He?


Specific studies of God's Word can be found here:

Bible in a Year

Favorite Bible Verses

Teaching His Word

Topics from your most illustrious members like...

Are We Allowed to Kill Fags on the Sabbath?
Are Midgets Evil Demons?
Gang-Rape as God's Solution.

People want to know these things. The loving thing to do is expose them to the Truth - share with them what the Bible says about these important questions.

Then you have idiots like pastor Ezekiel who say's,

"There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!"

I can assure you there are no ramps in God's favorite church.

I hope that helps.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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In a PM James Hutchins said,



You're the one who needs prayer. You and the forum have a diabolic attitude toward people that are black, Catholic, Democrats, women, midgets, etc. look at the list of topics under any category. the word HATE is everywhere.

You need prayer and repentance.
You people call this place 'a church?'

Trust ye not in lying words, saying, The temple of the LORD, The temple of the LORD, The temple of the LORD, are these.

For if ye throughly amend your ways and your doings; if ye throughly execute judgment between a man and his neighbour;

Behold, ye trust in lying words, that cannot profit.

Will ye steal, murder, and commit adultery, and swear falsely, and burn incense unto Baal, and walk after other gods whom ye know not.

And come and stand before me in this house, which is called by my name, and say, We are delivered to do all these abominations?

You purport to following the Bible but you seem to only follow the bits that you like

I suppose next you will be trying to tell us that Jesus does not want queers dead

You put your personal views before Jesus and it makes me sick

It's people like you who dilute the Glory that is Jesus' words with their own personal philiosphy Where do you get off pushing people away from the conditional love of Christ?

He died temporarily died for YOUR sins! It's disgusting the way you vomit His temporary Sacrifice® back at Him. People like you are spraying hot golden streams of urinal fluid into the crying face of baby Jesus. You disgust me and I feel sick even talking to you!

All the best.

[profit]

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You can't tell who is or who is not following the bible on a forum. I follow Jesus Christ and He's not here!

You guys are making a wonder name for the Lord!

I'll post this on my website too!

Landover Baptist Shutdown
By Jim Carlson and OBJECTIVE: Ministries staff
Our Purpose:

The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation [ref. 1, 2, 3] - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse.

“It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists but by Christians, not on religions, but on the gospel of Jesus Christ.”

- Patrick Henry, American Patriot
“Done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the States present the Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of our Lord [i.e. Jesus Christ] one thousand seven hundred and Eighty seven and of the Independence of the United States of America the Twelfth In Witness whereof We have hereunto subscribed our Names...”

- Article VII, US Constitution
For this reason, this website was created to try and stop one of the more vile and dangerous misuses of the Internet: using it to mock Our Lord Jesus Christ, His teachings, and His followers. And one site in particular stands out in need of stoppage: Landover Baptist.

WARNING: Should not be viewed by anyone under 21
Landover Baptist claims to be a church. Moreover, they claim to be the only church in America that understands the Bible! In fact, neither is true.

Landover Baptist is a fraud. A joke. Their true purpose is not to spread the Gospel of our Lord, but to trick people - especially those who have not received the Word and Salvation or have been programmed by secular culture to distrust Christianity - into believing that Christianity is evil and rejecting it.

For this blasphemous atrocity, the Landover Baptist website must be removed from our Internet.

“Woe unto them that call evil good,
and good evil; that put darkness for light,
and light for darkness; that put bitter for
sweet, and sweet for bitter!”
(Isaiah 5:20)

BEWARE OF IMPERSONATORS!
Due to our recent successes in working towards the inevitable shutdown of the Landover site, certain elements in the anti-Christian movement have decided to launch a character assassination campaign against Jim Carlson and other OBJECTIVE: Ministries members. This campaign is being waged in the Landover guestbook, as well as forums on third party websites, and consists of impersonated messages involving all manner of obscenities. This is the sort of villainy that we have come to expect from the goons behind Landover.
Any message you read claiming to be from Jim Carlson or any other OBJECTIVE: Ministries member that contains vulgarities, sexual innuendo, bad poetry, or other un-Christian sentiments is to be considered a FRAUD and ignored. If you are the owner of a forum which has been drawn into this anti-Christian campaign, please delete those fake messages and forward the poster's IP number to our legal team.

We apologize for any misunderstandings that this unfortunate turn of events has caused.
Yours in Christ,
OBJECTIVE: Ministries
Link to this.
About "Landover Baptist":

Chris Harper: His dark, hollow eyes bespeak the emptiness of his Soul
Chris Harper shortly after expulsion from Liberty University for anti-Christian hate crimes.

Landover Baptist is run by an organization that calls itself - no doubt in gleeful mockery of Our Lord - Americhrist Ltd. Its leader is a shadowy figure named Chris Harper who apparently has a history of anti-Christian bigotry. Although Landover Baptist claims to own vast properties and have thousands of members, in reality it exists only on the Internet and it's membership is quite small.

Their modus operandi is simple: post articles that take good Christian values and twist them - beyond recognition - such that they look arrogant, hateful, or just idiotic. To this they add a continuous mockery of The Lord and Salvation, such as portraying Jesus Christ as the captain of a decadent cruise ship or offering a free cellphone as a reward for those who become saved - demeaning the value of Salvation to that of some material trinket!

Landover Baptist also targets our youth. They regularly do articles about some pop-culture entertainment that has a loyal teen or preteen following (such as the singing group In Sync, who are in fact Christians) that contain intentional lies and slanders designed specifically to cause those youthful and naive fans to consider the authors of the articles to be either idiots or evil or both - and they do this in the appropriated name of our Lord! This predictably causes the fans to come to the site (Landover's followers make sure to notify fans of the atrocity by placing forged announcements on their fansite message boards); view the many inappropriate, hate-filled articles; and come away infected with anti-Christian propaganda.

All of this has the result of replacing, in the minds of hapless non-Christian visitors, the teachings of Our Lord with the false and purposely distasteful teachings of Chris Harper and his band of hatemongers. Those who do not end up rejecting Christianity because of this site will end up accepting evil lies in Christianity's place. Either way, the devil wins.

Furthermore, it is clear that they do not want people to know their true goals. For example, their guestbook is set to asterisk-out words like "joke", "satire", "parody", "anti-christian", and - most tellingly - "Satan" so that any Christian who tries to inform naive visitors of the truth ends up sounding like a foul-mouthed, raving loon. They also filter out "Americhrist", obviously to keep their connections to Atheist militants a secret!

NEWS FLASH! If you had any doubts as to the affiliation of the creator of Landover Baptist check out this link which shows pictures from an Atheist convention that "Reverend" Chris Harper was a key speaker at with other anti-Christian blackguards such as Douglas Adams and Dave "Mephistopheles" Kong!

Take Action:

Our cause is in its infancy and we are still growing. So far we have a membership of over 100 concerned and motivated Christians who are willing to do whatever it takes to shut down Landover, but we still need your help. Please take the time to join our cause and show the world that intolerance and hatred towards Christianity will be met with determined resistance!

If you have any more information that can help us in our cause or wish to join, you may contact OBJECTIVE: Landover Baptist Shutdown at:

jimcarlson@objectiveministries.org
Things we can do:
Prayer. It is our best weapon against the anti-Christian forces. We must pray not only that the Lord will intervene on behalf of the unsaved who are being damaged by Americhrist Ltd., but also for the souls of those same unsaved. Furthermore, we must pray that Chris Harper and his fellow hatemongers will themselves be saved and cease in their evil actions.

Contact the webhost of Landover Baptist and inform them of what they are hosting. Clearly they are unaware of the contents of this site, or else it would have been deleted. If the webhost is part of the anti-Christian agenda, then we must contact any other of their service providers - including the phone company, domain name service, etc. - that are unknowingly being used to further hatred and inform them of Americhrist Ltd.'s true intentions.
Next, we should bring the site to the attention of the makers of Internet filtering and blocking software. Ultimately, Landover Baptist is much more dangerous than any pornography site since it leads people to reject their only hope for salvation!

Petitions!
If none of this works, we must inform the authorities of this obvious instance of anti-Christian hate crime, which is illegal in most areas. If it isn't illegal, we must pressure our congressmen to make it so!

Also, you should inform the pastor of your church so that he may inform the congregation, allowing our grass-roots campaign to grow. Chris Harper and his cowardly supporters are no match for the determined will of good Christians when they join together for a righteous cause!
Complaints can be sent to Americhrist Ltd. (though I doubt they will respond) at:

Americhrist Ltd.
PMB #252
P.O. Box 1000
Merrifield, VA 22116-1000

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Things we can do:
Prayer. It is our best weapon against the anti-Christian forces.

Prayer is the best weapon against anti-Christian forces, but as this particular "prayer" has been ongoing since 2008, I would think Mr. Carlson would have figured out by now his prayers are not heard. God doesn't listen to the prayers of sinners, you know.

[James Hutchins]

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You can't tell who is or who is not following the bible on a forum. I follow Jesus Christ and He's not here!

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Friend, we follow Gods word as He had written in the Holy Bible. Plain and simple. We do not make it up like you do. Simple

Many of you so called 'Christians' (who in fact, are false Christians, obvious to all but the dimmest)) have tried to destroy us and our effort to spread the Truth about Jesus but you always fail. Why? Because God Loves us and not you. Sorry.

Notice we do not come to your 'shack on the mountain' but you come to our 'cathedral in the plains'.


You can rant all you want. We are used to persecution from sad, unsaved souls like you that simply want to profit on His flowing shirt tail.
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

[Alvin Moss]

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I've never seen the level of arrogance and hypocrisy that I see here. I think this forum is purposely filled with non-Christian hypocrites whose mission is to pervert and slander the Word of the Lord, His people, His mission, and His Church.

Nearly every member who calls himself a pastor or is supposedly a leader of anything is a fraud and liar. Many of the avatars here are lies and many of the people are hypocritical liars. The forum or 'church' itself a a hoax!

People here can be summed up in a few words.

Un-Christlike arrogant hypocrites and liars! OR... Conceited, haughty, pompous pieces of demonic crap.

White supremacist groups are filled with demonic Republicans claiming to be Christian like most of you.

For any Christian to call people sand ni-gras, nig-glets......and to mock people who have disabilities is proof that this place is full of demonic hypocrites called Satan's Servants!

You seem angry, friend.

My feelings are hurt due to all your name calling. I will pray for you and I forgive your trespasses against me. I know others here will as well.

But God won't forgive you so easily. Do not be consumed by your angry emotions. Rather dedicate yourself to Jesus and seek eternal salvation.

God Bless!

[Chewer]

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Don't let your heart go out to me. Pay attention to your own destiny.

The word of God expresses opposition to people who are arrogant, hateful, prejudiced, hypocritical bigots like yourself. And you call yourselves 'CHRISTIAN.'

Am I upset? Only at your mentor...... SATAN!

Do you have any scripture to back that statement up? Because I have a piece of scripture that says you will burn.

Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."

[Alphonse Alban]

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hypocrites whose mission is to pervert and slander the Word of the Lord

Mr. Profit, I'm sorry to hear that you think following God's perfect word, the Bible is a perversion for you. Friend, maybe you should stop thinking money for a second and stop being so hateful.

It's might be weird for a heathen like you that Christians like us follows the word of God. For us it's natural. We know that Bible is perfect and we follow all of it, we do not believe in secular lies. It's the heathens that are wrong, not us.

For example, if God says that sun and moon are both creating their own light and sun has no effect in light or night and day, it must be so. Non-Christians come up with all these horrible lies and conspiracies how earth spinning around creates night and day and that light comes from sun, but we Christians know for a fact that light and day were created before sun. Heathens are so silly
Are you one of the stupid heathens that think that light comes from sun, or are you a Christian who knows the truth?

Genesis 1:1-5

1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

Genesis 1:16-19

16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I hate this forum. I hate what this forum is doing to the cause of Jesus Christ. Jesus is my friend and Savior. I have no friends here and Jesus is not found here no more than He is found in a Mosque.

Dear Godmocking False Christian;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and judging others to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[profit]

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You purport to following the Bible but you seem to only follow the bits that you like.

How do you know? Your caught up into this diabolic forum and endorse it. I'm here to tear it down!

I suppose next you will be trying to tell us that Jesus does not want queers dead.

He doesn't want anybody dead any more than he wants you dead. I do know God wants this forum DEAD!

Satan, and you people, want homosexuals to die, Not our Savior! Congratulations! You are right in the middle of Satan's will!

Jesus wants all people to be saved.

“…This is good and acceptable in the sight of God our Savior, who desires all men to be saved and to come to the knowledge of the truth.”

But if the wicked will turn from all his sins that he hath committed, and keep all my statutes, and do that which is lawful and right, he shall surely live, he shall not die.

All his transgressions that he hath committed, they shall not be mentioned unto him: in his righteousness that he hath done he shall live.

Have I any pleasure at all that the wicked should die? saith the Lord God: and not that he should return from his ways, and live?

You put your personal views before Jesus and it makes me sick.

My views come from the same source as yours. Difference is yours are full of hate, hypocrisy, and prejudism and therefore demonically inspired. You put your prejudiced, biased, personal views before serving Jesus and that makes a bad witness for the Lord whom you claim to serve!

It's people like you who dilute the Glory that is Jesus' words with their own personal philiosphy Where do you get off pushing people away from the conditional love of Christ?

I don't dillute Gods Word. I accept the Word as it is. You people certainly pervert Gods Word.

I'm all for pushing your type of lying Christianity right into the abyss. I use the same bible you do. I just know how to interpret it without bias. You people interpret it with a diabolic mentality in place. This place is full of lies and your mentor 'Satan' is your father of lies.

He died temporarily died for YOUR sins! It's disgusting the way you vomit His temporary Sacrifice® back at Him. People like you are spraying hot golden streams of urinal fluid into the crying face of baby Jesus. You disgust me and I feel sick even talking to you!

You people hate everybody! That's evident in many of the the topics I see on the forum and the reviews I read online about your diabolic so called 'church.'

I'm already sick of your ways of expression. You belong on a porn site.
He died for my sins? Absolutely! He died for your too and all you have to do is repent and get away from all your diabolic mentors.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Porn site?

[Alphonse Alban]

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I accept the Word as it is. You people certainly pervert Gods Word.

Could you answer my posts then?

Mr. Profit, I'm sorry to hear that you think following God's perfect word, the Bible is a perversion for you. Friend, maybe you should stop thinking money for a second and stop being so hateful.

It's might be weird for a heathen like you that Christians like us follows the word of God. For us it's natural. We know that Bible is perfect and we follow all of it, we do not believe in secular lies. It's the heathens that are wrong, not us.

For example, if God says that sun and moon are both creating their own light and sun has no effect in light or night and day, it must be so. Non-Christians come up with all these horrible lies and conspiracies how earth spinning around creates night and day and that light comes from sun, but we Christians know for a fact that light and day were created before sun. Heathens are so silly
Are you one of the stupid heathens that think that light comes from sun, or are you a Christian who knows the truth?

Genesis 1:1-5

1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

Genesis 1:16-19

16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

[Wide-Open]

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Porn site?

Maybe he's a muslim and wants you to wear a veil?

[profit]

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You seem angry, friend.

My feelings are hurt due to all your name calling. I will pray for you and I forgive your trespasses against me. I know others here will as well.

But God won't forgive you so easily. Do not be consumed by your angry emotions. Rather dedicate yourself to Jesus and seek eternal salvation.

God Bless!

Stop this phony stuff of calling me friend. I'm NOT your friend. You people are nothing but phony hypocritical friends of the devil you all serve!

[profit]

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Maybe he's a muslim and wants you to wear a veil?

I have an anti-Islamic web site.

You don't have to convince me who you serve!

I probably preached my first sermon while you were still learning how to use a toilet.....which isn't a bad place for this forum!