Hi

[SirMufflewump]

Hi, I'm a devout Christian from Australia, and, no, we do not ride Kangaroo's to school. Nor do they box.
I am doing this because Pastor Ezekeil said I have to, so hi!
Psalm 1:1
Blessed is the one
who does not walk in step with the wicked
or stand in the way that sinners take
or sit in the company of mockers,

Plus, Pastor Ezekiel, it's funny you have the same name as the Hebrew Prophet!

I attend a Christian church.

Is that all I need?


Plus I'd just like to share some philosophical wisdom from my favorite Christian Philosopher Troglodytarum Videns:

*** gibberish removed ***
"God is Great"

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Hi

Skip, Which church, not "a church".
We only use the KJV bible here. Why is Psalm 1:1 important to you?


And for your education, this is what it actually says:

Blessed is the man
That walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly,


Nor standeth in the way of sinners,


Nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.

By the way, I think "Vous ętes troll".
And what are these roos doing if they're not boxing?

[SirMufflewump]

Re: Hi

Oops!
I have been Christian since birth!

[SirMufflewump]

Re: Hi

Skip, Which church, not "a church".
We only use the KJV bible here. Why is Psalm 1:1 important to you?


And for your education, this is what it actually says:


By the way, I think "Vous ętes troll".

Sorry, um, it's called Empower Christian Church, and that's the Bible I've read, and I am rather interested in the KJV, where can I get it.

[Mother Of Seven]

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Sorry, um, it's called Empower Christian Church, and that's the Bible I've read, and I am rather interested in the KJV, where can I get it.

So pentecostalist?

http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/

[SirMufflewump]

Re: Hi

So pentecostalist?
http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/

Yes, I am a Pentecostal. Thanks for the link

Those Kangaroos are fighting, but in fact, they use their claws to scratch and gouge. They are probably males fighting for territory

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi

Welcome Skip.
Pentecostals are not Christians. They are satan worshipers. The pentagram really should of given it away.
No person is ever born a Christian. Babies are born chock full of every perverted and demented sin you could ever imagine. It is through the guidance of Christian parents and close one on one tutelage from a Baptist True Christian(tm) Pastor that a child has the slimiest chances of repenting their evil ways, becoming baptized into the Christian faith and on to lead a decent and pure life.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Yes, I am a Pentecostal.

Then you will burn in Hell. Read my insightful article on the matter: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians.

[SirMufflewump]

Re: Hi

Then you will burn in Hell. Read my insightful article on the matter: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians.

I will burn in hell?!? Please, can you save me from eternal hellfire?

And I actually am part of a Pentecostal group that believes in the trinity, you can read about it here:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentecostalism
If you read the second last sentence.

But is there anyway to save me from this ?
Please inform me immediately!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Please, can you save me from eternal hellfire?

No. Only you can save yourself. Just start studying your King James Bible from cover to cover over and over again until your eyes bleed. Then study it some more.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I will burn in hell?!? Please, can you save me from eternal hellfire?

And I actually am part of a Pentecostal group that believes in the trinity, you can read about it here:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentecostalism
If you read the second last sentence.

But is there anyway to save me from this ?
Please inform me immediately!

Well, first thing is you need to cast those babbling pentecostal weirdos behind you. I never saw such a load of baloney in my life...claiming to speak to the Holy Spirit by going "hoogedy boogedy yang dang ting-a-ling!" and dancing around like a bunch of drunk negros.



Yours in Christ (NOT JAMES BROWN),

Z. Smyth

[SirMufflewump]

Re: Hi

Welcome Skip.
Pentecostals are not Christians. They are satan worshipers. The pentagram really should of given it away.
No person is ever born a Christian. Babies are born chock full of every perverted and demented sin you could ever imagine. It is through the guidance of Christian parents and close one on one tutelage from a Baptist True Christian™ Pastor that a child has the slimiest chances of repenting their evil ways, becoming baptized into the Christian faith and on to lead a decent and pure life.

Sorry, I meant that I was baptized as a baby. If what you say is true, how can I have these 1 on 1 sessions with a pastor?

[SirMufflewump]

Re: Hi

Well, first thing is you need to cast those babbling pentecostal weirdos behind you. I never saw such a load of baloney in my life...claiming to speak to the Holy Spirit by going "hoogedy boogedy yang dang ting-a-ling!" and dancing around like a bunch of drunk negros.



Yours in Christ (NOT JAMES BROWN),

Z. Smyth

Sure thing Pastor! To be honest I always thought it was a bit stupid but thats what I was raised as.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Hi

A good start in your rehabilitation from Pentecostalism would be to attend a Baptist church. You may want to try several of them until you find the one that is truly a Christian church.

[Regens Kuechl]

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Then you will burn in Hell. Read my insightful article on the matter: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians.

Grüss Gott alter Herr.

I looked through the list you made there of churches you dislike, but have to ask: Why oh why didnt you include the SEVENTH DAY ADVENTISTS ?

In the famous Book THE FOUR MAJOR CULTS
http://www.christianbook.com/christi...4457/pd/804457

the author describes
The Four Major Cults: Christian Science, Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormonism, Seventh-Day Adventism

Further you did include Christian Science neither. Why is that? Do you think them to be true Christians? You should read the critical work about them by Mark Twain.