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    Hello True Christians

    I am a follower of Jesus Christ and I just your forum today.

    I am 27 and I live in Houston, Texas. How are you all doing?
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    Re: Hello True Christians

    Welcome to God's favorite forum! How many Muslims did you kill for Christ?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #3
      Re: Hello True Christians

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      Welcome to God's favorite forum! How many Muslims did you kill for Christ?
      Hello Cranky Old Man, thank you for the welcome.

      Sadly I haven't killed any Muslims (not yet anyway) but I did once run over a Muslim man who was walking in the road jabbering about allah.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello True Christians

        hello im save by Jesus i live in Phillipines.

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          Re: Hello True Christians

          Originally posted by helloseattle View Post
          hello im save by Jesus i live in Phillipines.
          Start your own thread, please

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          • #6
            Re: Hello True Christians

            Scaphism, What church do you attend, and what is your favourite verse from the Bible? Why do you consider yourself to be 'Unholy'? What dreadful sins have you committed?

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              Re: Hello True Christians

              Originally posted by ScaphismTheUnholy View Post
              I am a follower of Jesus Christ and I just your forum today.

              I am 27 and I live in Houston, Texas. How are you all doing?
              Surely you have a name? What church do you attend? That wasn't much of an introduction.

              If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

              If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

              You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

              Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: Hello True Christians

                Originally posted by ScaphismTheUnholy View Post
                I am a follower of Jesus Christ and I just your forum today.

                I am 27 and I live in Houston, Texas. How are you all doing?
                Welcome friend.
                Tell me, what did you ''Just your forum"? Is this some sort of 'steers and queers' thing?

                What do you do following Jesus? Are you a stalker? Are you the cousin of Sam?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello True Christians

                  Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                  Scaphism, What church do you attend, and what is your favourite verse from the Bible? Why do you consider yourself to be 'Unholy'? What dreadful sins have you committed?
                  Hello Mother Of Seven, I attend the Second Baptist Church Houston.

                  My favorite Bible verse is Isaiah 41:10:

                  Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness.

                  I don't consider myself unholy, I want Scaphism to be brought back as a useful technique of dealing with unholy scum.

                  I have committed some sins though but I have been absolved of those sins by the pastor of my church.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello True Christians

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Welcome friend.
                    Tell me, what did you ''Just your forum"? Is this some sort of 'steers and queers' thing?

                    What do you do following Jesus? Are you a stalker? Are you the cousin of Sam?
                    That was meant to read "...just joined your forum".
                    Homosexuals burn in eternal hellfire.

                    I follow his teachings, I pray with him and I live by him.
                    I am not some jewish rapscallion.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello True Christians

                      Originally posted by ScaphismTheUnholy View Post
                      I don't consider myself unholy, I want Scaphism to be brought back as a useful technique of dealing with unholy scum.
                      While scaphism seems like a fine method of torturing and killing the wicked, it has no biblical foundation.

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