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  • abrames
    Unsaved trash
    • Apr 2014
    • 7

    #1

    What the piffle is wrong with me?

    Really lead is good for you and beating your kid the Christian way fuck y'all bitches I'm a athiest and I don't believe in a hell but if there is one I hope you all go to it
  • abrames
    Unsaved trash
    • Apr 2014
    • 7

    #2
    Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

    You know what I'm just gunna say it GOD ISNT piffleING REAL U WHORES

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    • Mother Of Seven
      True Christian™ with a quiverful
      • Jan 2014
      • 2243

      #3
      Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

      Which Church do you attend, young lady?
      And what is your favorite verse from the Bible?
      How did you find Jesus?
      How many sons have you borne for your husband?

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      • Pim Pendergast
        PHD - Theophysicist
        Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2012
        • 3103

        #4
        Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

        Unbeknownst to you, you've just proved the Bible right. You've fulfilled prophecy. Jesus said:

        Jn 15:20 Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.

        And here you are, an atheist, your very words proving that God exists and that His Word is true.
        sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

        Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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        • Mary Thompson
          True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2013
          • 653

          #5
          Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

          Did the empty void where your soul should be fill when you made such a hateful remark about the Savior that Died for your Sins?
          Thinking of Abortion?
          That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
          Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29457

            #6
            Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

            Originally posted by abrames View Post
            You know what I'm just gunna say it GOD ISNT piffleING REAL U WHORES
            No friend, we do not encourage prostitutes to frequent our place of worship.
            Tell me, what demons are troubling you? I thank God, Jesus led you here so we can Save® you. Is it because you are the bastard son of a dirty alley woman that works container ships on the docks and you do not know who your father is? God is friend. God's your daddy.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Attila's Wife
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2013
              • 1941

              #7
              Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

              Don't forget to drink a pint of water before you go to bed, dear. Your liver will thank you for it.
              2 Timothy 3:16

              All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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              • abrames
                Unsaved trash
                • Apr 2014
                • 7

                #8
                Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

                I'm not here cause god sent me I am here to yell at my donkey holes my friend sent me and franquly I regret coming here BTW god doesn't exist praisn satan
                Last edited by Alphonse Alban; 04-05-2014, 11:50 AM. Reason: keeping it clean for Jesus.

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                • Mother Of Seven
                  True Christian™ with a quiverful
                  • Jan 2014
                  • 2243

                  #9
                  Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

                  If Satan exists, God exists. Try reading the Bible. You cannot believe that one exists without the other.


                  Revelation 12:7-9 7 And war broke out in heaven: Michael and his angels fought with the dragon; and the dragon and his angels fought, 8 but they did not prevail, nor was a place found for them in heaven any longer. 9 So the great dragon was cast out, that serpent of old, called the Devil and Satan, who deceives the whole world; he was cast to the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.

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                  • Alphonse Alban
                    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                     
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 5724

                    #10
                    Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

                    Originally posted by abrames View Post
                    I'm not here cause god sent me I am here to yell at my donkey holes my friend sent me and franquly I regret coming here BTW god doesn't exist praisn satan
                    Friend, take a deep breath and try writing that again with some thought. Now it does not make any sense, as it is just mindless drivel.

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                    • abrames
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Apr 2014
                      • 7

                      #11
                      Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

                      Course I can believe Satan is real without believing in god BTW have you noticed Satan is the good guy god doesn't stop the suffering but Satan doesn't bother us when he ismsuposed to be the source oof all evil. I am a man I
                      Of sciance and everything in the bible isn't real its ilogical

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                      • Attila's Wife
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2013
                        • 1941

                        #12
                        Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

                        Originally posted by abrames View Post
                        I am a man I
                        Of sciance
                        Well you are certainly not a man of letters, that's for sure.
                        2 Timothy 3:16

                        All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                        • Alphonse Alban
                          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                           
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 5724

                          #13
                          Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

                          Originally posted by abrames View Post
                          Course I can believe Satan is real without believing in god BTW have you noticed Satan is the good guy god doesn't stop the suffering but Satan doesn't bother us when he ismsuposed to be the source oof all evil. I am a man I
                          Of sciance and everything in the bible isn't real its ilogical
                          Are you Irish? You do sound like one.
                          I'm not sure if it's the language itself that makes them sound like you, or is it just because they are drunk all the time.

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                          • abrames
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Apr 2014
                            • 7

                            #14
                            Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

                            Can u just banned me already that's what I came here to do so just piffleing do it *detailed gaysexual fantasies removed*

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                            • Alphonse Alban
                              Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                               
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 5724

                              #15
                              Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

                              Originally posted by abrames View Post
                              I came here to do so just
                              Yes, we understand that you are not very smart. That's why Jesus made you come to this forum today. You can still be saved, despite the fact that you are really slow.

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