[abrames]

Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

I can't be saved there is nothing to save me from jus *weird anal sex reference censored* do op the band hammer

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

I can't be saved there is nothing to save me from jus *weird anal sex reference censored* do op the band hammer

Of course you can be saved, friend. You are proof of this. Just now you were on your way to damnation, then Jesus brought you to this Godly forum. GLORY!

You see, even with your weird obsession to anal sex, you can be saved. Jesus can cure you. We have an ex-gay program just for gaysexuals like yourself.
You don't need to be unhappy atheist wallowing in gaysexual death-style for the rest of your life. You can still become a normal person

[James Hutchins]

Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

I can't be saved there is nothing to save me from jus *weird anal sex reference censored* do op the band hammer

Friend, I thinnk the pot is rotting your mind. You play in a band with a hammer? Is that a nigra thing? I understand you people were 'in to' singing do op back in the 50's.
Frankie Lyman & The Teenagers – Why Do Fools Fall in Love
Nathaniel Mayer & The Fabulous Twilights - Village Of Love
Joe Bennett & The Sparkletones - Black Slacks
Phil Phillips & The Twilights - Sea Of Love (the original version)
The Cadillacs - Gloria
The Cadillacs - Speedo
The Capris - Morse Code Of Love
The Capris - There's A Moon Out Tonight
The Charts - Deserie
The Cleftones - Little Girl of Mine
The Cleftones - Lover Boy
The Cleftones - Heart and Soul
The Clovers - Love Potion No.9
The Coasters - Charlie Brown
The Coasters - Poison Ivy
The Coasters - Searchin'
The Corsairs - Smokey Places
The Crests - Six Nights A Week
The Crests - Sixteen Candles
The Crests - Step By Step
The Crests - The Angels Listened In
The Crests - Trouble In Paradise
NOTE: The Crests were an inter-racial group
The Crows - Gee
The Danleers - One Summer Night
The Dells - Oh What A Night
The Dubs - Chapel Of Dreams
The Dubs - Could This Be Magic
The Dell-Vikings - Come Go With Me
The Dell-Vikings - Whispering Bells
The Edsels - Rama Lama Ding Dong
The Fiestas - So Fine
The Five Satins - (I Remember) In the Still of the Night
The Five Satins - To The Aisle
The Flamingos - I Only Have Eyes For You
The Flamingos - I'll Be Home
The Flamingos - Lovers Never Say Goodbye
The Flamingos - Nobody Loves Me Like You Do
The Flares - Foot Stomping - Part 1
The G-Clefs - I Understand (Just How You Feel)
The Halos - Nag
The Harptones - A Sunday Kind of Love
The Harptones - Life Is But A Dream
The Heartbeats - A Thousand Miles Away
The Jive Five - My True Story
The Jive Five - What Time Is It
The Jarmels - A Little Bit of Soap
The Majors - A Wonderful Dream
The Marcels - Blue Moon
The Marcels - Heartaches
The Monotones – Who Wrote the Book of Love
The Moonglows - Sincerely
The Nutmegs - Story Untold
The Olympics - Big Boy Pete
The Olympics - Shimmy Like Kate
The Olympics - The Bounce
The Olympics - Western Movies
The Mello-Kings - Tonite, Tonite
The Penguins - Earth Angel
The Penguins - Hey Senorita
The Quotations - Imagination
The Rays - Silhouettes
The Schoolboys - Please Say You Want Me
The Shields - You Cheated
The Silhouettes - Get A Job
The Spaniels - Goodnite Sweetheart, Goodnite
The Stereos - I Really Love You
The Stereos - The Big Knock
The Students - Every Day Of The Week
The Students - I'm So Young
The Videos - Trickle Trickle
The Volumes - I Love You

Put one of you nigras in a mens room or a basement coal room and it is harmonious.

[Didymus Much]

Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

...I'm a athiest...

Atheist: from the Greek ἄθεος (atheos), meaning "without god(s)"
Athiest: most athi??

You know what I'm just gunna say it GOD ISNT piffleING REAL...

And you can prove this, of course. Because you'd never be stupid enough to believe something without proof, right?

Please share.

...U WHORES

Oh, a woman hater. Awesome.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

Really lead is good for you and beating your kid the Christian way piffle y'all bitches I'm a athiest and I don't believe in a hell but if there is one I hope you all go to it

Welcome to our friendly forums, Abrames. You've burst on the scene in a pleasant way, haven't you? No doubt it is because one of us - or perhaps several of us? - rudely came to an Internet site that you frequent and began insulting you, discounting your faith, and calling your friends and family terrible things. How very dare us.

There is one huge difference, you see: here, we care about those that visit us because we know that Himself -whether YOU believe in Him or not - sends people to us that are in need of His love and care. He wants to allow you to experience the peace that comes when you invite into your heart. Salvation(R) is more than an act of belief. It is the realization that despite the rebellion you now feel against all things holy, at the back of your mind is a tug that you don't quite know how to resolve. That is the Holy Spirit, friend. It gently draws us toward the truth. You think your friend sent you here, and that may be so. But consider this: What IF your friend sent you here because of divine intervention on your behalf. Our is knocking at your door. He wants to embrace you, show you His massive love, and fill you with His grace.

His blood will wash away your pride and your sinful nature. All of us were once where you sit, friend. Oh, the stories that Brother Hutchins could share! Oh, the accounts of whoredom that Basilissa and Mother of Seven could relate. The vile, terrible, unspeakable sins that Faith Machine could easily tell you from last night's revelry. You must understand that we didn't wake up one morning only to serve the Lord instantly. It was a journey. A journey home to our Lord. Take our hand and let us lead you, friend.

I will be in prayer for you daily.

Sister Lamb

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

Can u just banned me already that's what I came here to do so just piffleing do it *detailed gaysexual fantasies removed*

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[M. Mansfield, MD]

Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

Abrames,

Revelation 21 tells us that the unbelieving will have their place in the lake of fire. This lake is unlike any other that you may have had the opportunity to visit. No doubt you have driven with your friends, having marijuaned until you are seeing purple dragons, to the local swimming hole, discarded your attire so that others may view your private parts, and then jumped in the water to frolic in sin and homosexual revelry (the 2 are the same, actually).

Should you choose to ignore God's plan of Salvation(R), it is going to be a very different dip when God's match lights the waters. Oh, sure, it will be pretty and you'll ooh and aah for a bit, because the cannabis will fool you into thinking it's just another lake. However, once satan strips you naked and begins to sodomize you and your stoner buddies for eternity, while the heat begins to fry your skin and your tiny little scrotum, perhaps you'll think back to the day when fine Christian men and women tried to reach out to you. Perhaps also you will realize that being popular or cool wasn't what life was meant to be about. No, we are here to dedicate our lives to our LORD, doing whatever He tells us to do.

The good news is that it is not too late to fall on your knees and seek God's forgiveness. Unlike the other times you've been on your knees, this is one time when you'll get up with more than a smile on your face and unsightly juices in your 70's moustache. You will get up with the Glory of the Lord shining all over your countenance, shouting praises to the One True God. He DIED for you, son. Have you ever died for three days? You miss all your favorite shows, your best buddy goes out with your girl, all kinds of things can happen. Don't risk it!

Instead, go for a sure thing: the salvation(R) and peace of Jesus.

Stay here - seek Him - find Him - Love HIM! HIM BELIEVES IN YOU!

And it looks like you could use a little B12, too.

Doc

[JewPincher]

Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

Well you are certainly not a man of letters, that's for sure.

I literally laughed out loud. Atheists are so illiterate. This is obviously because they don't deserve to use the pure American language!

To the original poster: Go home, pull out your KJV 1611 Bible and read it through. Scripture is the only true science.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

Really lead is good for you and beating your kid the Christian way piffle y'all bitches I'm a athiest and I don't believe in a hell but if there is one I hope you all go to it

You know, sometimes I think I need to be careful on these boards. I feel much dumber for having read that sentence.

[JewPincher]

Re: What the piffle is wrong with me?

You know, sometimes I think I need to be careful on these boards. I feel much dumber for having read that sentence.

Because atheists follow Satan and his lies, they aren't blessed with the ability to speak American (God's favorite language).

Shout Glory!