Sloan

[Sloanp001]

Sloan is my name. I live in Brisbane, Australia. As for Church, not a chance, they are full of mealy mouthed, sissies who don't know their bible.

Its full of smiting & destroying anyone who ticks God off. All they talk about is how God loves everyone. Now I've been through the Bible a few times, can't find that any where.

So, here I am looking for the Real Jesus. I have a good feeling about this Church, I think that I will make a good fit in time to come.

Cheers to all http://www.landoverbaptist.net/core/...s/thumbsup.gif

[Mother Of Seven]

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Welcome Sloan, It sounds that you may have finally found the place you're seeking. What's your favourite verse from the Bible?

[Pim Pendergast]

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Welcome, Sloan. If you want to know Jesus, you need to know the Bible. Start reading here.

[Sloanp001]

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Welcome Sloan, It sounds that you may have finally found the place you're seeking. What's your favourite verse from the Bible?

Thank you for your welcome. My favourite verse? I have so many, but I particularly like Psalm 68:21.

Cheers.

[Sloanp001]

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Welcome, Sloan. If you want to know Jesus, you need to know the Bible. Start reading here.

Thank you. I see you use the Authorized King James Version, good choice, I would have been out of here like a bat out of Hell if you had directed me to one of those Non Inspired Versions.

Its looking good.

[Alvin Moss]

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Welcome, Sloan. We are Christians here and are unused to harsh language. Please be apprised that strong language is never welcome. We understand that you are a countryman from far in the hinterlands, near to China, but certain formalities must be observed.

Tell us of your adventures among the unsaved wretches of Australia. We are thirsty for knowledge of the far reaches.

We understand that you people are having trouble with illegal aliens, who arrive in leaky boats. We have a similar problem with Negroes who sail here from Haiti, which is an island like your island, but populated by savage Nubians. We have found that the boats can be swamped by passing close with a large American vessel, thus rendering the occupants unable to continue to their destination. We have plenty of Negroes already. These Haitians mostly go to Florida, which is to the east, as they know that we have coastal artillery in Texas. Luckily, they don't know that our ammunition is scarce and we are saving it for the Yankees. They will be back eventually and they are much worse than a few soggy Negroes.

We have a lot of Mexicans, too, but they can be dealt with. We need some to mow the lawn, but when we see too many crossing our river, we release water from our dams and wash them into the sea. That has proven very efficatious.

We have more advice should you require it.

God Bless!

[Freddy Osborne]

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Welcome Sloan,

It is inspiring to finally see an Aussie with an appreciation for The Lord.

Have the slants God righteously smote a few weeks ago finally surfaced? There has been much speculation as the root cause:
- Godless chinks?
- Forsaken mooslim jihadists?
- Malaysian homos?

Are there any plans in the region to celebrate God's victory?

Psalms 94:1 O LORD God, to whom vengeance belongeth; O God, to whom vengeance belongeth, shew thyself.

[Sloanp001]

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Welcome, Sloan. We are Christians here and are unused to harsh language. Please be apprised that strong language is never welcome. We understand that you are a countryman from far in the hinterlands, near to China, but certain formalities must be observed.

Tell us of your adventures among the unsaved wretches of Australia. We are thirsty for knowledge of the far reaches.

We understand that you people are having trouble with illegal aliens, who arrive in leaky boats. We have a similar problem with Negroes who sail here from Haiti, which is an island like your island, but populated by savage Nubians. We have found that the boats can be swamped by passing close with a large American vessel, thus rendering the occupants unable to continue to their destination. We have plenty of Negroes already. These Haitians mostly go to Florida, which is to the east, as they know that we have coastal artillery in Texas. Luckily, they don't know that our ammunition is scarce and we are saving it for the Yankees. They will be back eventually and they are much worse than a few soggy Negroes.

We have a lot of Mexicans, too, but they can be dealt with. We need some to mow the lawn, but when we see too many crossing our river, we release water from our dams and wash them into the sea. That has proven very efficacious.

We have more advice should you require it.

God Bless!

Thank you for your warm welcome Alvin. I admit to being a little rough around the edges, but I will try to tone down my language. Yes we do have a bit of a problem with illegal queue jumping terrorists posing as refugees, but as you pointed out, these boats are leaky, so most sink before we can catch them.
The ones that make it are deported to Indonesia where they should feel quite at home with the Muslim terrorists all ready there.

We have our own Mexican problem, other wise known as Victorians, who continuously invade our northern paradise to escape their cold southern hell hole. Unlike your Mexicans who at least can be useful, all Victorians do is infest our beaches & lay around all day.

I look forwards to the day when we close of our borders to all southern scum, I stand ready with my shot gun to help man the border patrol on that day.

I wish you all the best with your Yankee problem, we have a similar situation with Canberra. They are the source of many ungodly laws.

Cheers.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Hi, Sloan.

I'm really liking your style.

I hear there are very few non-sodomites in your neck of the woods. You have my prayers and I wish you all the best in surviving down there.

Stay a while and read around. This Godly forum is nothing if not chock-full of God's Word, and with that, raw edificational powers from on High.

I Thess. 5:11: Wherefore comfort yourselves together, and edify one another, even as also ye do.

I look forward to your contributions to the board.

Warm regards,

Pastor Ed

[Sloanp001]

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Welcome Sloan,

It is inspiring to finally see an Aussie with an appreciation for The Lord.

Have the slants God righteously smote a few weeks ago finally surfaced? There has been much speculation as the root cause:
- Godless chinks?
- Forsaken mooslim jihadists?
- Malaysian homos?

Are there any plans in the region to celebrate God's victory?

Psalms 94:1 O LORD God, to whom vengeance belongeth; O God, to whom vengeance belongeth, shew thyself.

Thank you Frednekk. The more I read Scripture( Authorized King James Version) the more I get an appreciation for the rage God feels for the ungodly.

As for your question concerning those ungodly heathen, God must have been truly furious, He smote them into oblivion. I don't think we will be seeing them this side of eternity.

As for the cause, I would say all of the above, & you could throw in worship of false gods into the mix. Our God is a smiting God.

Go well friend.

[Sloanp001]

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Hi, Sloan.

I'm really liking your style.

I hear there are very few non-sodomites in your neck of the woods. You have my prayers and I wish you all the best in surviving down there.

Stay a while and read around. This Godly forum is nothing if not chock-full of God's Word, and with that, raw edificational powers from on High.

I Thess. 5:11: Wherefore comfort yourselves together, and edify one another, even as also ye do.

I look forward to your contributions to the board.

Warm regards,

Pastor Ed

Thank you Pastor Ed. And thank you for your encouragement, we are indeed few in number, and your prayers are indeed coveted.

In the short time that I have been on this forum, I have found my-self truly inspired.

Go well my friend.

[M. Mansfield, MD]

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Brother Sloan:

You seem a man's man, one that is coveted by the ladies and yet one that is slow to make the jump into marriage. So - have you a bride and sons, or are you still in search of the perfectly obedient one that will make you whole? Tell us of your spare-time interests. I imagine you as a hunter. May God richly bless you as you continue your pursuit of souls for His Kingdom. Glory!

Doc

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum! Have you ever killed a kangaroo with your bare hands?

[Sloanp001]

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Brother Sloan:

You seem a man's man, one that is coveted by the ladies and yet one that is slow to make the jump into marriage. So - have you a bride and sons, or are you still in search of the perfectly obedient one that will make you whole? Tell us of your spare-time interests. I imagine you as a hunter. May God richly bless you as you continue your pursuit of souls for His Kingdom. Glory!

Doc

My marriage ended in divorce, a restraining order, and the judge ordering me to attend an Anger Management Program. I have little time for spare time interests, as my job as a Kangaroo Control Officer is pretty full on. The buggers breed like rabbits!

Hopefully I can find a decent woman, one who can handle a skinning knife competently, unlike the last incompetent lump I was married to.

Go well my Brother.

[Sloanp001]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum! Have you ever killed a kangaroo with your bare hands?

Once, when my shot gun jammed. You look very familiar, have you ever been to Australia?