[William Taester]

Re: I prayed away the gay!

Glory! What a remarkable testimony! Be warned though, friend...when you finally find the right woman to rape and take to wife as per Deuteronomy 22:28-29, I implore you to wear nose and ear plugs, and a blindfold. The unknowable horror of that which lurks catty-corner to her pimply, pock-marked buttocks will surely leave you palsied and gibbering with madness, should you look upon it with the naked eye. Go into battle prepared, young soldier, I would hate to see you relapse back into rank cornholery.

Indeed Brother...that advice comes not a moment too soon!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=1087664#post1087664

[Witch Hammer]

Re: I prayed away the gay!

Indeed Brother...that advice comes not a moment too soon!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=1087664#post1087664

Gird your loins, Brother!

Remember, you are not sporting that formidable erection for the benefit of the rutting cow being seeded, but for the Glory of God™ and the begetting of many sons, who will in turn plunge head-long into that pink (or so I've heard) abyss in His name, when the time comes! Fear no evil, brother, and Christ have your back!

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: I prayed away the gay!

Indeed Brother...that advice comes not a moment too soon!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=1087664#post1087664

Am I mistaken or do you own a beauty salon?? And a curling iron?

[William Taester]

Re: I prayed away the gay!

Am I mistaken or do you own a beauty salon?? And a curling iron?

Yes, hair styling is my line of work as commanded by the Lord. 2 Thessalonians 3:10 For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: I prayed away the gay!

Yes, hair styling is my line of work as commanded by the Lord. 2 Thessalonians 3:10 For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.

And the interior design stuff?

I bid you a cautious welcome. But I am concerned about your choice of profession and interests.

Yes, God has commanded us to work but hair salons and interior design sounds like something off Bravo or HGTV.

Why would a man need a haircut with anything more than a #2 guard?

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: I prayed away the gay!

Women can't run businesses. Only men are capable of that. So men have to run women's beauty salons.

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: I prayed away the gay!

I never considered a beauty salon a real business. I thought it was like a hobby where a bunch of hens sat around every Saturday clucking about each other's bizness:

http://youtu.be/TwURzDXb8zw

Regardless, it is perculiar when a man takes up such things and interior design. I assumed former fruitcakes would have more manly interests.

[William Taester]

Re: I prayed away the gay!

My salon "Biblical Fashion" is used for the glory of God, PRAISE BE HALLELUJAH!! ( 1Cor 11:15 - But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering.)

I do not allow the wicked gossip common in heathen hair salons. In True Christian fashion (not a pun) I conceal numerous secrets within the confines of my salon. Proverbs 11:13 - A talebearer revealeth secrets: but he that is of a faithful spirit concealeth the matter.

Rest assured my brother in , this is a Godly business, above reproach, and all discipline of girls (when necessary) is done in a back room to conceal the matter in biblical fashion (not a pun) per Proverbs 11:13.

As for a man needing only a #2, which is 1/4" of hair, that is usually correct. However, when a man takes a nazarite vow as described in Numbers 6:5 - All the days of the vow of his separation there shall no razor come upon his head: until the days be fulfilled, in the which he separateth himself unto the Lord, he shall be holy, and shall let the locks of the hair of his head grow.