Greetings from Sweden

[jinime]

Hello!

I'm a Swedish Lutheran pastor, active in Stockholm since 2010. I'm not blonde, but I do have a funny accent. Before you condemn me to Hell for not being a Baptist, let me remind you of these famous words:

Luke 6:37
"Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven;"

I'm here to make friends, spread The Word, and simply praise the Lord.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Greetings from Sweden

Before you condemn me to Hell for not being a Baptist, let me remind you of these famous words

Friend, we do not condemn you to hell, it's Jesus that condemns you to hell for not being a Christian. Besides, as you know from the Bible, Jesus commands many times Christians to judge heathens like you.

[jinime]

Re: Greetings from Sweden

I'm pretty sure I'm a Christian There are dozens of different Christian denominations, although the Catholic Church do not consider themselves a denomination but the one true church, and we may not all agree with each other, but I'm sure Jesus can tell a Christian apart from a heathen.

Where is this hateful Landover Babtist Church located btw?

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Greetings from Sweden

I'm pretty sure I'm a Christian There are dozens of different Christian denominations, although the Catholic Church do not consider themselves a denomination but the one true church, and we may not all agree with each other, but I'm sure Jesus can tell a Christian apart from a heathen.

Where is this hateful Landover Babtist Church located btw?

There is no "hateful" Landover 'Babtist' Church. We are loving, friendly, and heaven bound come the glory.

BAPTIST is spelled with a "p", not "b."

Tell me, when Christ ships Lutherans on a freight train to the lairs of lucifer, will you have a ticket? Or, will you now accept the one true faith, that which follows the Bible 100%, with God as our chauffeur on the highway to heaven? It's so simple, friend:

1. Kneel where you are and ask GOD to forgive you through the temporary death and resurrection of JESUS, His only begotten Son.
2. CONFESS your sins. Don't leave out the lutheran thing. Only through confessing your misdeeds will you find Salvation(R).
3. Seek the Holy Spirit's guidance in reading the King James Bible from cover to cover. Use ONLY the 1611 version since all others are good for nothing except lining bird cages - and I'd be afraid for the birds if you choose to do that.
4. PRAY EVERY DAY.
5. TITHE to the Landover Baptist Church and include extra love offerings now and then (payable to Ezekiel Flint). This will ensure a spot in the Heavenly Band as the angels sit with folded wings, since they cannot know the joy that comes from being redeemed.

If you take this advice lightly, well - I shake the dust from my Jimmie Choos in your direction. Jesus blesses those that honor Him.

With True Christian(TM) concern,
NRL

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Greetings from Sweden

Tell me Pastor, how many times is "baptist" in the KJV Bible and how many times us "catholic" in there?



Yours in Christ (NOT POPE FRANKIE),

Z. Smyth

[BaptistBethany]

Re: Greetings from Sweden

I'm pretty sure I'm a Christian There are dozens of different Christian denominations, although the Catholic Church do not consider themselves a denomination but the one true church, and we may not all agree with each other, but I'm sure Jesus can tell a Christian apart from a heathen.

Where is this hateful Landover Babtist Church located btw?

Sorry. Being "pretty sure" you are a Christian means you are not.

Would someone say, "I'm pretty sure I'm married."????

I know I would never say that. I would say, I'm married, because I know for a fact that I am.

I also know for a fact that I am a Christian. I have never in my entire life said that I was pretty sure I was a Christian. What kind of person says something like that???

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings from Sweden

Hello!

I'm a Swedish Lutheran pastor, active in Stockholm since 2010. I'm not blonde, but I do have a funny accent.

Lutherans aren't Christians. They're nothing but jumped-up papists. Read THIS and repent!

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Greetings from Sweden

Hi again Jimmi!

You did not tell us, are a lutheran priest or sorceress? Are you married? Are you married with a woman/man or some other creature and have you ever read the Bible?

These are important questions to know, when you are discussing with a swedish "pastor".

matthew 24:1-14

[Ex-soccer player]

Re: Greetings from Sweden

A Church that allows women as pastors and conducts gay "weddings" does not live by the Word of God (1 Corinthians 14:34-35 ; Romans 1:26-27). If you are a pastor, why do you lead people astray from Christ?

[JimmiGerman]

Re: Greetings from Sweden

Hello!

I'm a Swedish Lutheran pastor, active in Stockholm since 2010. I'm not blonde, but I do have a funny accent. Before you condemn me to Hell for not being a Baptist, let me remind you of these famous words:

Luke 6:37
"Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven;"

I'm here to make friends, spread The Word, and simply praise the Lord.

Hej fran Tyskland! You are not blonde? Therefore no one would condemn you here, I've heard they have all kinds of colours in their country! They all are kind people here and they seem to welcome everyone who is searching for Jesus the Fuhrer!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Greetings from Sweden

Luke 6:37 "Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven;"

I am not afraid of being judged as I am free of sin. (1st John 1:7, Revelation 1:5, 1st John 3:9)
I will not condemn you, but I have no doubt you have already condemned yourself. (James 2:10)
I forgive you for ignoring God. God won't forgive this though, so you need to make some serious changes to prevent your eternal damnation to Hell! (Mark 16:16, Revelation 21:8, John 15:6, John 14:6)

[JimmiGerman]

Re: Greetings from Sweden

I'm pretty sure I'm a Christian There are dozens of different Christian denominations, although the Catholic Church do not consider themselves a denomination but the one true church, and we may not all agree with each other, but I'm sure Jesus can tell a Christian apart from a heathen.

Where is this hateful Landover Babtist Church located btw?

Where they are located? Not in Munich or Berlin, as far as I know. See what they've done to me! They installed a fat Bavarian private instead of my wonderful avatar picture, they've named me a nazi spy and an unbelieving atheist and brandmarked me with a wheelchair Only because I don't speak English as well as they can and only because I am German! Pah!

Wait what they will do to you next! You must turn and repent, don't make the same mistake I've done here... I'm already on a fast bus to hell, and no one can stop that bloody bus, because the driver is the devil himself! Perhaps you can...?

[DemonThinker96]

Re: Greetings from Sweden

If someone believes in god, they are a christian. End of Story

[John Allen]

Re: Greetings from Sweden

If someone believes in god, they are a christian. End of Story

Jews believe in God. Does that make them Christians?

[Nobar King]

Re: Greetings from Sweden

I predict that next we are going to learn that this Lutheran pastor is really a woman.