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  • jinime
    Unsaved trash, Danish joo
    • May 2014
    • 5

    #1

    Greetings from Sweden

    Hello!

    I'm a Swedish Lutheran pastor, active in Stockholm since 2010. I'm not blonde, but I do have a funny accent. Before you condemn me to Hell for not being a Baptist, let me remind you of these famous words:

    Luke 6:37
    "Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven;"

    I'm here to make friends, spread The Word, and simply praise the Lord.
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
    • 5724

    #2
    Re: Greetings from Sweden

    Originally posted by jinime View Post
    Before you condemn me to Hell for not being a Baptist, let me remind you of these famous words
    Friend, we do not condemn you to hell, it's Jesus that condemns you to hell for not being a Christian. Besides, as you know from the Bible, Jesus commands many times Christians to judge heathens like you.

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    • jinime
      Unsaved trash, Danish joo
      • May 2014
      • 5

      #3
      Re: Greetings from Sweden

      I'm pretty sure I'm a Christian There are dozens of different Christian denominations, although the Catholic Church do not consider themselves a denomination but the one true church, and we may not all agree with each other, but I'm sure Jesus can tell a Christian apart from a heathen.

      Where is this hateful Landover Babtist Church located btw?
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • Naomi Ruth Lamb
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2013
        • 999

        #4
        Re: Greetings from Sweden

        Originally posted by jinime View Post
        I'm pretty sure I'm a Christian There are dozens of different Christian denominations, although the Catholic Church do not consider themselves a denomination but the one true church, and we may not all agree with each other, but I'm sure Jesus can tell a Christian apart from a heathen.

        Where is this hateful Landover Babtist Church located btw?
        There is no "hateful" Landover 'Babtist' Church. We are loving, friendly, and heaven bound come the glory.

        BAPTIST is spelled with a "p", not "b."

        Tell me, when Christ ships Lutherans on a freight train to the lairs of lucifer, will you have a ticket? Or, will you now accept the one true faith, that which follows the Bible 100%, with God as our chauffeur on the highway to heaven? It's so simple, friend:

        1. Kneel where you are and ask GOD to forgive you through the temporary death and resurrection of JESUS, His only begotten Son.
        2. CONFESS your sins. Don't leave out the lutheran thing. Only through confessing your misdeeds will you find Salvation(R).
        3. Seek the Holy Spirit's guidance in reading the King James Bible from cover to cover. Use ONLY the 1611 version since all others are good for nothing except lining bird cages - and I'd be afraid for the birds if you choose to do that.
        4. PRAY EVERY DAY.
        5. TITHE to the Landover Baptist Church and include extra love offerings now and then (payable to Ezekiel Flint). This will ensure a spot in the Heavenly Band as the angels sit with folded wings, since they cannot know the joy that comes from being redeemed.

        If you take this advice lightly, well - I shake the dust from my Jimmie Choos in your direction. Jesus blesses those that honor Him.

        With True Christian(TM) concern,
        NRL
        1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
        Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #5
          Re: Greetings from Sweden

          Tell me Pastor, how many times is "baptist" in the KJV Bible and how many times us "catholic" in there?



          Yours in Christ (NOT POPE FRANKIE),

          Z. Smyth
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          • BaptistBethany
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2014
            • 280

            #6
            Re: Greetings from Sweden

            Originally posted by jinime View Post
            I'm pretty sure I'm a Christian There are dozens of different Christian denominations, although the Catholic Church do not consider themselves a denomination but the one true church, and we may not all agree with each other, but I'm sure Jesus can tell a Christian apart from a heathen.

            Where is this hateful Landover Babtist Church located btw?
            Sorry. Being "pretty sure" you are a Christian means you are not.

            Would someone say, "I'm pretty sure I'm married."????

            I know I would never say that. I would say, I'm married, because I know for a fact that I am.

            I also know for a fact that I am a Christian. I have never in my entire life said that I was pretty sure I was a Christian. What kind of person says something like that???
            Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
            Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
            ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Greetings from Sweden

              Originally posted by jinime View Post
              Hello!

              I'm a Swedish Lutheran pastor, active in Stockholm since 2010. I'm not blonde, but I do have a funny accent.
              Lutherans aren't Christians. They're nothing but jumped-up papists. Read THIS and repent!

              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Marko Loimaan-Aho
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • May 2014
                • 709

                #8
                Re: Greetings from Sweden

                Hi again Jimmi!

                You did not tell us, are a lutheran priest or sorceress? Are you married? Are you married with a woman/man or some other creature and have you ever read the Bible?

                These are important questions to know, when you are discussing with a swedish "pastor".

                matthew 24:1-14
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                • Ex-soccer player
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 285

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings from Sweden

                  A Church that allows women as pastors and conducts gay "weddings" does not live by the Word of God (1 Corinthians 14:34-35 ; Romans 1:26-27). If you are a pastor, why do you lead people astray from Christ?
                  Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51

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                  • JimmiGerman
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • May 2014
                    • 147

                    #10
                    Re: Greetings from Sweden

                    Originally posted by jinime View Post
                    Hello!

                    I'm a Swedish Lutheran pastor, active in Stockholm since 2010. I'm not blonde, but I do have a funny accent. Before you condemn me to Hell for not being a Baptist, let me remind you of these famous words:

                    Luke 6:37
                    "Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven;"

                    I'm here to make friends, spread The Word, and simply praise the Lord.

                    Hej fran Tyskland! You are not blonde? Therefore no one would condemn you here, I've heard they have all kinds of colours in their country! They all are kind people here and they seem to welcome everyone who is searching for Jesus the Fuhrer!

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22375

                      #11
                      Re: Greetings from Sweden

                      Originally posted by jinime View Post
                      Luke 6:37 "Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven;"
                      I am not afraid of being judged as I am free of sin. (1st John 1:7, Revelation 1:5, 1st John 3:9)
                      I will not condemn you, but I have no doubt you have already condemned yourself. (James 2:10)
                      I forgive you for ignoring God. God won't forgive this though, so you need to make some serious changes to prevent your eternal damnation to Hell! (Mark 16:16, Revelation 21:8, John 15:6, John 14:6)
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • JimmiGerman
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • May 2014
                        • 147

                        #12
                        Re: Greetings from Sweden

                        Originally posted by jinime View Post
                        I'm pretty sure I'm a Christian There are dozens of different Christian denominations, although the Catholic Church do not consider themselves a denomination but the one true church, and we may not all agree with each other, but I'm sure Jesus can tell a Christian apart from a heathen.

                        Where is this hateful Landover Babtist Church located btw?
                        Where they are located? Not in Munich or Berlin, as far as I know. See what they've done to me! They installed a fat Bavarian private instead of my wonderful avatar picture, they've named me a nazi spy and an unbelieving atheist and brandmarked me with a wheelchair Only because I don't speak English as well as they can and only because I am German! Pah!

                        Wait what they will do to you next! You must turn and repent, don't make the same mistake I've done here... I'm already on a fast bus to hell, and no one can stop that bloody bus, because the driver is the devil himself! Perhaps you can...?

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                        • DemonThinker96
                          Unsaved trash, repulsive teenaged demon
                          • Apr 2014
                          • 122

                          #13
                          Re: Greetings from Sweden

                          If someone believes in god, they are a christian. End of Story
                          Rom.1:26-27
                          For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                          • John Allen
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2014
                            • 143

                            #14
                            Re: Greetings from Sweden

                            Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
                            If someone believes in god, they are a christian. End of Story
                            Jews believe in God. Does that make them Christians?
                            Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7

                            Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #15
                              Re: Greetings from Sweden

                              I predict that next we are going to learn that this Lutheran pastor is really a woman.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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