What an amazing website!

[Trixy Lix]

Hello everyone! I am a young Christian woman who is excited to learn more about Jesus! I live with my husband, a traveling pastor (who showed me and advised me to join this site) in a neatly kept trailer, and journey with him around Southern California as he crusades for solid, unaltered Christian doctrine. He has been mocked, beat, and even jailed for this! But then, what can we expect? "Which of the prophets have not your fathers persecuted? and they have slain them which shewed before of the coming of the Just One; of whom ye have been now the betrayers and murderers:Who have received the law by the disposition of angels, and have not kept it." (Acts 7:52-53)
Needless to say, I am very glad to find that there is sanity in the world! There is still a community with traditional christian values which is willing to stick to its guns regardless of what others may say! Richard and I have felt so alone, and it is refreshing to find that not everyone needs to sugarcoat the truth!

[see_the_light]

Re: What an amazing website!

Hello everyone! I am a young Christian woman who is excited to learn more about Jesus! I live with my husband, a traveling pastor (who showed me and advised me to join this site) in a neatly kept trailer, and journey with him around Southern California as he crusades for solid, unaltered Christian doctrine. He has been mocked, beat, and even jailed for this! But then, what can we expect? "Which of the prophets have not your fathers persecuted? and they have slain them which shewed before of the coming of the Just One; of whom ye have been now the betrayers and murderers:Who have received the law by the disposition of angels, and have not kept it." (Acts 7:52-53)
Needless to say, I am very glad to find that there is sanity in the world! There is still a community with traditional christian values which is willing to stick to its guns regardless of what others may say! Richard and I have felt so alone, and it is refreshing to find that not everyone needs to sugarcoat the truth!

I extend my warm welcome and pray that you will find comfort in our company.

It is pleasing to see that there are still proper Christian Ladies even in California.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Mother Of Seven]

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How do your children enjoy travelling around like that? I suppose it means that you must home-school them?

[Trixy Lix]

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How do your children enjoy travelling around like that? I suppose it means that you must home-school them?

Unfortunately, although I have been pregnant 3 times, none have been deemed worthy by Christ to live. I proudly accept that they are screaming right now as they burn in hell.

I extend my warm welcome and pray that you will find comfort in our company.

It is pleasing to see that there are still proper Christian Ladies even in California.

PRAISE THE LORD!

Yes, Dick's been talking about moving a lot lately, and I must agree with him. California is simply made of lying liberals.

[Alvin Moss]

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Welcome, Sister.

I congratulate you on surviving the God hating deviates who live in California. I am told that they like to hunt Christians for sport. You can count on our spiritual support here as you struggle with Satan's people in that godless land. Sadly, we will be unable to assist you monetarily.

Tell us of your triumphs and your adventures. Give us your testimony. Inspire us with your deeds.

God Bless!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What an amazing website!

Hello everyone! I am a young Christian woman who is excited to learn more about Jesus! I live with my husband, a traveling pastor (who showed me and advised me to join this site) in a neatly kept trailer, and journey with him around Southern California as he crusades for solid, unaltered Christian doctrine. He has been mocked, beat, and even jailed for this! But then, what can we expect? "Which of the prophets have not your fathers persecuted? and they have slain them which shewed before of the coming of the Just One; of whom ye have been now the betrayers and murderers:Who have received the law by the disposition of angels, and have not kept it." (Acts 7:52-53)
Needless to say, I am very glad to find that there is sanity in the world! There is still a community with traditional christian values which is willing to stick to its guns regardless of what others may say! Richard and I have felt so alone, and it is refreshing to find that not everyone needs to sugarcoat the truth!

I'd like to know how your husband allowed you to post a pornographic picture of yourself half naked on God's favorite forum.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[MitzaLizalor]

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Hello Mrs Smith. I wasn't quite sure whether you were wearing jeans? Anyway, welcome to the forum. You have posted some appropriate Bible verses, many people just start raving about screamo or grindcore and stuff or how witches are the new Mary and Martha. You probably get a lot of that in California.

LUKE 10
38 Now it came to pass, as they went, that he entered into a certain village: and a certain woman named Martha received him into her house.
39 And she had a sister called Mary, which also sat at Jesus' feet, and heard his word.
40 But Martha was cumbered about much serving, and came to him, and said, Lord, dost thou not care that my sister hath left me to serve alone? bid her therefore that she help me.
41 And Jesus answered and said unto her, Martha, Martha, thou art careful and troubled about many things:
42 But one thing is needful: and Mary hath chosen that good part, which shall not be taken away from her.
KJV

Many people wear stretchy fabric these days and perhaps more in California than elsewhere. Usually that means a combination of some sort of elastic fibre with cotton. Has your husband a sermon on Deuteronomy available? Perhaps you could ask him to read it to you.
This is quite a serious matter, being included with other items of such gravity as roof design, instant wife hatred, fringes and rape context.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum!

Please replace your avatar with something decent and Christian! We are trying to prevent rape here, not encourage it.

[Faith_Machine]

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Hello Trixy, is there any particular reason you're posting here, as opposed to your husband? I sure would like to meet him!

[Freddy Osborne]

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Welcome! Is Trixy Lix a family name? I googled it and I would encourage you to ask your husbands permission to change it.

[Buford Bumgarden II]

Re: What an amazing website!

Hello everyone! I am a young Christian woman who is excited to learn more about Jesus! I live with my husband, a traveling pastor (who showed me and advised me to join this site) in a neatly kept trailer, and journey with him around Southern California as he crusades for solid, unaltered Christian doctrine. He has been mocked, beat, and even jailed for this! But then, what can we expect? "Which of the prophets have not your fathers persecuted? and they have slain them which shewed before of the coming of the Just One; of whom ye have been now the betrayers and murderers:Who have received the law by the disposition of angels, and have not kept it." (Acts 7:52-53)
Needless to say, I am very glad to find that there is sanity in the world! There is still a community with traditional christian values which is willing to stick to its guns regardless of what others may say! Richard and I have felt so alone, and it is refreshing to find that not everyone needs to sugarcoat the truth!

My dear, my prayers are with you and your stalwart husband, may his guidance be always upon you. Having survived the trials of California and those cannibal hippies that live around Coachella snorting that green stuff, I can say that only those truly protected by our lord can travel such roads unmolested. Beware those heathens and commies out there.