[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

Ladies,
I hear you reaching out.
It's sweet.

And I realize your men can't find your [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED] or [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED] .

But that's the life you've chosen.

Go somewhere else with your porn. This is family friendly Christian forum where we PRAISE THE LORD!!!

[Idiocy Incarnate]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

Ladies,
I hear you reaching out.
It's sweet.

And I realize your men can't find your [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED] or [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED] .

But that's the life you've chosen.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

Sister Mitza,

I don't think even a nice marsupial would have helped this one. Still, I remain prayerful that Christ softens the heart of this sinner and that he eventually joins us in Heaven's bright shores.

NRL

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

Hi and welcome. There are a few nice people on here anyway, lol, but brace yourself for lots of drama.

Thank you, it is kind of you to say so but I'm not looking for accolades from heathens today..

Luke 17
20 And when he was demanded of the Pharisees, when the kingdom of God should come, he answered them and said, The kingdom of God cometh not with observation:
21 Neither shall they say, Lo here! or, lo there! for, behold, the kingdom of God is within you.

I am truly thankful for Jesus' awesome guidance.

Forgiveness. Nonjudgement. Love. Don't worry. Seek God (already inside me)

That overlooks the fact that Jesus required us to judge righteously. Which obviously is impossible if we don't judge at all.

You suggested that you've left the forum. Usually that means about ten pages of claptrap, numerous very long posts without paragraphs, ill-informed rants and general raving coming straight up. Other readers however might recall that Jesus is unambiguous and the passage recorded in Luke 17 is no exception. Here is the bit you quoted:

Luke 17
20 And when he was demanded of the Pharisees, when the kingdom of God should come, he answered them and said, The kingdom of God cometh not with observation:
21 Neither shall they say, Lo here! or, lo there! for, behold, the kingdom of God is within you.
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That does not mean that God's Kindom is in your duodenum or something, although I know it is often out of context to suggest such an idea. Immediately before there is the episode of the lepers:

11–18 And it came to pass, as he went to Jerusalem, that he passed through the midst of Samaria and Galilee. And as he entered into a certain village, there met him ten men that were lepers, which stood afar off: And they lifted up their voices, and said, Jesus, Master, have mercy on us. And when he saw them, he said unto them, Go shew yourselves unto the priests. And it came to pass, that, as they went, they were cleansed. And one of them, when he saw that he was healed, turned back, and with a loud voice glorified God, And fell down on his face at his feet, giving him thanks: and he was a Samaritan. And Jesus answering said, Were there not ten cleansed? but where are the nine? There are not found that returned to give glory to God, save this stranger.
19 And he said unto him, Arise, go thy way: thy faith hath made thee whole.
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Many corrupted texts deliberately mistranslate verse 19 to set up verse 21 for the benefit of holistic healers, soothsayers, buddhists, shamans and others like that. In common usage the distinction is not often made outside of England and it's unimportant when ordering coffee and a walnut tart. But here we are being taught about eternal life. In the links anyone can see how the two verses are rendered, here are three of the worst deceptions in context:

WORLD ENGLISH BIBLE

LUKE 17
19 Then he said to him, "Get up, and go your way. Your faith has healed you."
20 Being asked by the Pharisees when the Kingdom of God would come, he answered them, "The Kingdom of God doesn't come with observation;
21 neither will they say, 'Look, here!' or, 'Look, there!' for behold, the Kingdom of God is within you."
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GOD'S WORD® Translation

LUKE 17
19 Jesus told the man, "Get up, and go home! Your faith has made you well."
20 The Pharisees asked Jesus when the kingdom of God would come. He answered them, "People can't observe the coming of the kingdom of God.
21 They can't say, 'Here it is!' or 'There it is!' You see, the kingdom of God is within you."
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AMERICAN KING JAMES VERSION

LUKE 17
19 And he said to him, Arise, go your way: your faith has made you whole.
20 And when he was demanded of the Pharisees, when the kingdom of God should come, he answered them and said, The kingdom of God comes not with observation:
21 Neither shall they say, See here! or, see there! for, behold, the kingdom of God is within you.
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Thy, Thee is singular. You is plural. Satan created confusion by influencing false translations from the original languages, Greek in this case, so that exactly the error highlighted above is made. The Kingdom of God was in The Law, at the time of speaking. It was supposed to be protected by such groups as the pharisees. Although they were a bunch of shysters and did not protect it, nevertheless that is where it was. Not in side any individual's abdomen, or chest or skull or anywhere else yoga teachers might insinuate when they instruct a class to find their centres. So what happened to the pharisees the chief priests and all the rest of that gormless charade?

JESUS SPEAKING

MATTHEW 21
43 Therefore say I unto you, The kingdom of God shall be taken from you, and given to a nation bringing forth the fruits thereof.
44 And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
45 And when the chief priests and Pharisees had heard his parables, they perceived that he spake of them.
KJV .. context

When was the last time anyone saw a pharisee? Evidence for fulfillment of Scripture and the truth of Jesus’ words.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

Actually, never mind

I want play, not work

I pity them and that only motivates me to the level of play

Your approach to this obviously requires some genuine hatred for fuel

So...yawn

Out

We are not interested to play with you, tiny one. We are here to PRAISE GOD!!!
Go to your mom.

1 Corinthians 13:11

[Idiocy Incarnate]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

Actually, never mind

I want play, not work

I pity them and that only motivates me to the level of play

Your approach to this obviously requires some genuine hatred for fuel

So...yawn

Out

[Idiocy Incarnate]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

All I wanted was the Unsaved Trash moniker.

It took three swings to finally get it over the fence.

Thanks ZS

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

I notice cherry and bunny added to my name.

You guys are very insightful.

Yes, I am an expert with both cherries and bunnies.

When Naomi's Arrogance Meter goes off, dear "Wisdom," she economizes the interaction she has with the individual causing the disturbance. Surely the poster is trying to create a persona that says, "Can't touch this," but we here at LBC, while zealous to bring you to our Savior, have this response to "Can't touch this." It is:

"Don't want to."

Prayer is powerful - particularly the fervent prayer of a righteous man like our Pastor Zeke. I am certain you will either find yourself in tune with our teachings or like so many others, harden your heart and spit in the face of Baby Jesus. We love you, but it's time to drop the affect. Jesus wants you as you are, not as you try to invent yourself.

In Jesus Name,
NRL

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I notice cherry and bunny added to my name.

You guys are very insightful.

Yes, I am an expert with both cherries and bunnies.

Good grief, another clopper.

[Idiocy Incarnate]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

I notice cherry and bunny added to my name.

You guys are very insightful.

Yes, I am an expert with both cherries and bunnies.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

Are you Zechariah Smith like the character in Harvey Potter? Sorry but I've wanted to ask you that ever since I've discovered this site. BTW, if you know me on the rest of the web I'm pretty nice. It's only you guys that I take to task. You might say you're a target rich environment.

Sorry friend, I have no idea who Harvey Potter is, and I rarely visit the "web" outside of Landover Baptist because it is full of she-males and pornographers and marihuana cigarettes and girdle advertisements.



YiC,

Zech

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

Forgiveness. Nonjudgement. Love. Don't worry.

So, in other words you do not believe in Jesus and in His perfect word, the Bible. Should have guessed from your hindoo name that you know nothing about Christianity.

Fear not, you are not lost yet. Jesus made you come to this Godly forum, so you could learn the error of you ways. Pick up the Bible and start reading it today. You need to make things right with Jesus fast, if you don't want to end up in hell.

[LolitaInbred]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

Are you Zechariah Smith like the character in Harvey Potter? Sorry but I've wanted to ask you that ever since I've discovered this site. BTW, if you know me on the rest of the web I'm pretty nice. It's only you guys that I take to task. You might say you're a target rich environment.

[Idiocy Incarnate]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

Whoa cowboy! Do you feel that God's Inspired Word needs editing? Do you feel there are superfluous scraps of Scripture scattered throughout the KJV Bible?

I am truly thankful for Jesus' awesome guidance.

Forgiveness. Nonjudgement. Love. Don't worry. Seek God (already inside me) with all my heart, soul and mind.

Right there is all I need to disengage from the noise, quit wasting my pearls tossing them under the millions of forms of minutia that attempts to steal my attention from my one true action verb: seek

I love being liberated from all the minutia.

Maybe others need more.
Not for me to say.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

Hi and welcome. There are a few nice people on here anyway, lol, but brace yourself for lots of drama.

Please tell me you see the irony of your post.



YiC,

Zech