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  • Idiocy Incarnate
    Unsaved trash, filthy degenerate godmocker
    • May 2014
    • 15

    #1

    Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

    Primary Church: Frank Church River of No Return Wilderness Area

    Favorite verse? Single verse? Just one? Nope, can’t do that. However, this select set Jesus’ statements is the all and everything one will ever need. And, I should know. I am Wisdom Incarnate.

    Matt 5
    44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

    Matt 6
    5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

    6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

    7 But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.

    8 Be not ye therefore like unto them: for your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him.

    19 Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:

    20 But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:

    21 For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

    25 Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?

    26 Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?

    27 Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature?

    28 And why take ye thought for raiment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin:

    29 And yet I say unto you, That even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.

    30 Wherefore, if God so clothe the grass of the field, which to day is, and to morrow is cast into the oven, shall he not much more clothe you, O ye of little faith?

    31 Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed?

    32 (For after all these things do the Gentiles seek for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things.

    33 But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.

    Matt 7
    1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.

    6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

    Matt 7
    1 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:

    8 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.

    12 Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.

    Luke 17
    20 And when he was demanded of the Pharisees, when the kingdom of God should come, he answered them and said, The kingdom of God cometh not with observation:

    21 Neither shall they say, Lo here! or, lo there! for, behold, the kingdom of God is within you.
  • Idiocy Incarnate
    Unsaved trash, filthy degenerate godmocker
    • May 2014
    • 15

    #2
    Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

    Attempted editorial correction of two typing anomalies; we'll see if this is correct...

    cont from Matt 6
    32 For after all these things do the Gentiles seek for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things.

    33 But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.

    Matt 7
    1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.

    6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

    7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:

    8 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.

    12 Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.

    Luke 17
    20 And when he was demanded of the Pharisees, when the kingdom of God should come, he answered them and said, The kingdom of God cometh not with observation:

    21 Neither shall they say, Lo here! or, lo there! for, behold, the kingdom of God is within you.

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

      Originally posted by Wisdom Incarnate View Post
      Primary Church: Frank Church River of No Return Wilderness Area

      Favorite verse? Single verse? Just one? Nope, can’t do that. However, this select set Jesus’ statements is the all and everything one will ever need.

      *snip*
      Whoa cowboy! Do you feel that God's Inspired Word needs editing? Do you feel there are superfluous scraps of Scripture scattered throughout the KJV Bible?



      (2 Timothy 3:16-17) "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works."

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • LolitaInbred
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jun 2013
        • 80

        #4
        Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

        Hi and welcome. There are a few nice people on here anyway, lol, but brace yourself for lots of drama.

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        • Alphonse Alban
          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
           
          • Feb 2011
          • 5724

          #5
          Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

          Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
          Hi and welcome. There are a few nice people on here anyway, lol, but brace yourself for lots of drama.
          Of course we True Christians™ are nice people. It's just that when we have many unsaved thrash running about as well, they tend to get all dramatic about Jesus all the time. Heathens are always so hateful and angry.

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

            Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
            Hi and welcome. There are a few nice people on here anyway, lol, but brace yourself for lots of drama.
            Please tell me you see the irony of your post.



            YiC,

            Zech
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            • Idiocy Incarnate
              Unsaved trash, filthy degenerate godmocker
              • May 2014
              • 15

              #7
              Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              Whoa cowboy! Do you feel that God's Inspired Word needs editing? Do you feel there are superfluous scraps of Scripture scattered throughout the KJV Bible?
              I am truly thankful for Jesus' awesome guidance.

              Forgiveness. Nonjudgement. Love. Don't worry. Seek God (already inside me) with all my heart, soul and mind.

              Right there is all I need to disengage from the noise, quit wasting my pearls tossing them under the millions of forms of minutia that attempts to steal my attention from my one true action verb: seek

              I love being liberated from all the minutia.

              Maybe others need more.
              Not for me to say.

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              • LolitaInbred
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jun 2013
                • 80

                #8
                Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

                Are you Zechariah Smith like the character in Harvey Potter? Sorry but I've wanted to ask you that ever since I've discovered this site. BTW, if you know me on the rest of the web I'm pretty nice. It's only you guys that I take to task. You might say you're a target rich environment.

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                • Alphonse Alban
                  Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                   
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 5724

                  #9
                  Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

                  Originally posted by Wisdom Incarnate View Post
                  Forgiveness. Nonjudgement. Love. Don't worry.
                  So, in other words you do not believe in Jesus and in His perfect word, the Bible. Should have guessed from your hindoo name that you know nothing about Christianity.

                  Fear not, you are not lost yet. Jesus made you come to this Godly forum, so you could learn the error of you ways. Pick up the Bible and start reading it today. You need to make things right with Jesus fast, if you don't want to end up in hell.

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

                    #10
                    Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

                    Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
                    Are you Zechariah Smith like the character in Harvey Potter? Sorry but I've wanted to ask you that ever since I've discovered this site. BTW, if you know me on the rest of the web I'm pretty nice. It's only you guys that I take to task. You might say you're a target rich environment.
                    Sorry friend, I have no idea who Harvey Potter is, and I rarely visit the "web" outside of Landover Baptist because it is full of she-males and pornographers and marihuana cigarettes and girdle advertisements.



                    YiC,

                    Zech
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                    • Idiocy Incarnate
                      Unsaved trash, filthy degenerate godmocker
                      • May 2014
                      • 15

                      #11
                      Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

                      I notice cherry and bunny added to my name.

                      You guys are very insightful.

                      Yes, I am an expert with both cherries and bunnies.

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #12
                        Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

                        Originally posted by Wisdom Incarnate View Post
                        I notice cherry and bunny added to my name.

                        You guys are very insightful.

                        Yes, I am an expert with both cherries and bunnies.
                        Good grief, another clopper.

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                        • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2013
                          • 999

                          #13
                          Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

                          Originally posted by Wisdom Incarnate View Post
                          I notice cherry and bunny added to my name.

                          You guys are very insightful.

                          Yes, I am an expert with both cherries and bunnies.
                          When Naomi's Arrogance Meter goes off, dear "Wisdom," she economizes the interaction she has with the individual causing the disturbance. Surely the poster is trying to create a persona that says, "Can't touch this," but we here at LBC, while zealous to bring you to our Savior, have this response to "Can't touch this." It is:

                          "Don't want to."

                          Prayer is powerful - particularly the fervent prayer of a righteous man like our Pastor Zeke. I am certain you will either find yourself in tune with our teachings or like so many others, harden your heart and spit in the face of Baby Jesus. We love you, but it's time to drop the affect. Jesus wants you as you are, not as you try to invent yourself.

                          In Jesus Name,
                          NRL
                          1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
                          Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
                          Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
                          Locations in 50 States and Canada
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                          Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
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                          • Idiocy Incarnate
                            Unsaved trash, filthy degenerate godmocker
                            • May 2014
                            • 15

                            #14
                            Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

                            All I wanted was the Unsaved Trash moniker.

                            It took three swings to finally get it over the fence.

                            Thanks ZS

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                            • Idiocy Incarnate
                              Unsaved trash, filthy degenerate godmocker
                              • May 2014
                              • 15

                              #15
                              Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

                              Actually, never mind

                              I want play, not work

                              I pity them and that only motivates me to the level of play

                              Your approach to this obviously requires some genuine hatred for fuel

                              So...yawn

                              Out

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