[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

While you Iowans are gnawing on squirrel this evening, we're plowing through elk steaks and buffalo burgers out here in Idaho.

Thank you Friend Jesus.

Squirrel?????



You better re-read Leviticus 11, friend.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Idiocy Incarnate]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

While you Iowans are gnawing on squirrel this evening, we're plowing through elk steaks and buffalo burgers out here in Idaho.

Thank you Friend Jesus.

[Idiocy Incarnate]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

All I really wanted to say was:

To the forum member who wrote something like "and the French have never even thanked us for saving them from the Japs"...

Well, frankly, that was, to me, the funniest thing I think I have ever read on net!!!

Seriously, kudos!

I am going to steal that line for use with my Euro colleagues. I work with Brit, French and German partners and cross the pond often. I will definitely be able to force the lager and rosé out their nostrils with well-timed use of that line.

Thanks

[Cranky Old Man]

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Real Americans know the STARS are always in the upper left regardless of whether the Stripes are horizontal or vertical.

Apparently you failed to notice Obama is now our president. America insulted God by voting for Obama and America is punished for that in many ways.

[Alphonse Alban]

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Why so so so much focus of homosexuality?

Of course we focus on your gaysexuality, friend. All gaysexuals end up in hell, unless they repent and become Christians. Jesus send you on this Godly forum for a reason. You need to leave your life in sin behind, if you want to be saved.

GLORY!

[Attila's Wife]

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Again? You gaysexuals aways make such a fuss about leaving. Just go, no need to be such a drama queen about it.

And right on cue, Dame Nellie Melba returns for yet another farewell tour.

[Idiocy Incarnate]

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Solid question Wife of Atilla.
STARS upper left when the flag is displayed against flat, unmoving surfaces like a brick wall or like some minds.


Why so so so much focus of homosexuality?

You are really this fascinated with what other consenting adults are doing in their beds?

How can you be so fascinated with sex yet still know nothing about Mysterious Lady Parts?

Between your fascination with homers and your ignorance of female anatomy.....

[Alphonse Alban]

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All I wanted was the Unsaved Trash moniker.

It took three swings to finally get it over the fence.

It didn't take anything. You were labelled as unsaved trash since you registered to this forum, since you are not a Christian. Try to pay at least little attention.

Out

Bye

Also, before I leave

Again? You gaysexuals aways make such a fuss about leaving. Just go, no need to be such a drama queen about it.

[Attila's Wife]

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Wouldn't that depend which side of the flag you were standing? I mean, if it were suspended in the middle of a room, or the middle of the street, rather than against a wall?

Or is that just my female visual-spatial deficiency talking?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Also, before I leave:

The American Flag symbol you credit one another with is incorrectly displayed.

Real Americans know the STARS are always in the upper left regardless of whether the Stripes are horizontal or vertical.

STARS upper left ALWAYS.

Pathetic.

Please show me in the US Flag Code where it specifically talks about icon-sized digital representations of Old Glory.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Malachi 4:1-3

[Idiocy Incarnate]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

Also, before I leave:

The American Flag symbol you credit one another with is incorrectly displayed.

Real Americans know the STARS are always in the upper left regardless of whether the Stripes are horizontal or vertical.

STARS upper left ALWAYS.

Pathetic.

[Idiocy Incarnate]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

I've received so many personal messages!
So much love!


To the MEN:
asking if I can train them up on Mysterious Lady Parts...
YES, I can do the training
but, NO, I will not accept low caliber ammo or squirrel meat as barter payment.
I live in IDAHO, not Iowa.
In IDAHO we shoot .223 and we eat elk.
In IDAHO it is go big or go home.


To the WOMEN:
Please.
I am living life of nonjudgement.
That being the case, I kindly ask you to quit sending photos.
Please.

[JustGotSaved]

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Not for me to say.

That should have been the first thing you said. Then i could have stopped right there.

But no, i had to go on and see thngs like, "Forgiveness. Nonjudgement. Love. Don't worry. Seek God (already inside me) with all my heart, soul and mind. "

Well, i cant argue with "forgiveness" (in the right circumstances), but non judgement? Of course we are to judge, and remember God definitely does!

"Love, seek God (already inside me) with all my heart..." I dont know, sounds kinda gay.


In Christ's Love,

Just Got Saved

[MitzaLizalor]

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If we were not vile and wretched, we would not need to be ransomed and there are many strong in the faith who were rescued from the gutter by Jesus. Once rushing around, frantic to get somewhere but never knowing where it was.

With Jesus inside comes a new understanding. slow down. Take your time. Don't go rushing, just get all the power you can there and let's have lots of Glory.

From the depths of sin and sadness, you too may shed your heavy load.

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From the depth of sin and sadness
To the heights of joy and gladness
Jesus lifted me, in mercy full and free;
With His precious blood He bought me,
When I knew Him not, He sought me,
And in love divine He ransomed me.