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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #31
    Re: Learned my lesson

    Originally posted by ThatOneGuyHolmberg View Post
    I'm not trying to be dicky in any way, but since I know your true intentions, I would like to ask you a question. What exactly have you read about the bible?
    Quit picking on the jig. It's doing its best.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Lucy Ferguson
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Aug 2014
        • 3
        #32
        Re: Learned my lesson

        This thread is truly inspiring. I am glad to see you have changed your ways, KP. Accept of God into your heart!

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          • knob polisher
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jun 2014
            • 171
            #33
            Re: Learned my lesson

            I'm back after a harrowing Godly trial and tribulation. Welcome Christian friends.

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251
                #34
                Re: Learned my lesson

                Oh good. He's back.

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                  • knob polisher
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jun 2014
                    • 171
                    #35
                    Re: Learned my lesson

                    Yup! Never to leave again.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556
                        #36
                        Re: Learned my lesson

                        Until your probation officer revokes you....
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • WashedWithHisBlood
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2012
                            • 177
                            #37
                            Re: Learned my lesson

                            I'm kind of skeptic with the whole "I learn from my lesson" thing. My cousin Norris for instance said that awhile ago after being caught selling dope to minors, yet from what I've heard he's back selling narcotics to the inmates in the penitentiary. I guess sometimes no amount of punishment in the world could teach an old dog a new trick.
                            Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.

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                              • Red Attila
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Oct 2014
                                • 34
                                #38
                                Re: Learned my lesson

                                Originally posted by knob polisher View Post
                                Greetings Christian friends. After my latests moderation and punishment I've learned my lesson about being uppity. I will abandon my uppityness, miscegenation, smart mouth negro ways and work to becoming a Christian. Thank you for your Godly white man correction.
                                Wow! The Landover Baptist Church is indeed a tolerant church. It even allows uppity Negroes as members on its forums. How tolerant! And quite progressive, too!

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                                  • Mary Etheldreda
                                    Gushing for Jesus
                                     
                                    • Sep 2011
                                    • 23775
                                    #39
                                    Re: Learned my lesson

                                    Originally posted by Red Attila View Post
                                    Wow! The Landover Baptist Church is indeed a tolerant church. It even allows uppity Negroes as members on its forums. How tolerant! And quite progressive, too!
                                    Indeed, friend! Landover Baptist Church makes no moves that go against Holy Scripture. We hold fast to the Truth while showing compassion to those who question it. Like Jesus, we are full of both grace and truth (John 1:14).
                                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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