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  • knob polisher
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2014
    • 171

    #1

    Learned my lesson

    Greetings Christian friends. After my latests moderation and punishment I've learned my lesson about being uppity. I will abandon my uppityness, miscegenation, smart mouth negro ways and work to becoming a Christian. Thank you for your Godly white man correction.
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Learned my lesson

    Welcome friend,

    As we all know we were all sinners until we were born again. Me for example, I voted Democratic before accepted Jesus as my personal Savior.

    But on to the key questions

    What church do attend?

    What is your favorite Bible verse?

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • icanbreakthesecuffs
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 16

      #3
      Re: Learned my lesson

      Now this is what we want,learn how baptist church work!


      AMEN!
      Jesus is a friend is mine!

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #4
        Re: Learned my lesson

        Friend, I am commanded by Jesus Himself to forgive you, and so I do.



        Now, I would feel better if you changed your avatar. I know you posted that current one to be spiteful, and I can understand if you do not want to post an actual photo of yourself, but at least post a picture of a decent negro vocalist like Charlie Pride or Darius Rucker.

        Yours in Christ,

        Zech
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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #5
          Re: Learned my lesson

          Glory!


          [T]here is joy in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner that repenteth.
          Luke 15:10



          I am glad you searched your soul and allowed the Word of the Lord to soften your dark, sin-crusted heart! I pray you don't stop seeking HIm until you have been Born Again, made into a new creature for His Glory!
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • knob polisher
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jun 2014
            • 171

            #6
            Re: Learned my lesson

            New favorite verses

            Genesis 9:25-26King James Version (KJV)

            25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.

            26 And he said, Blessed be the Lord God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

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            • knob polisher
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jun 2014
              • 171

              #7
              Re: Learned my lesson

              Yes sir Mr. Smyth,

              My avatar is being changed now to something more appropriate for a Godly forum.

              Servant of all,
              Bishop

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              • Marko Loimaan-Aho
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • May 2014
                • 709

                #8
                Re: Learned my lesson

                Originally posted by knob polisher View Post
                Yes sir Mr. Smyth,

                My avatar is being changed now to something more appropriate for a Godly forum.

                Servant of all,
                Bishop
                Bishop?
                PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
                Revelation 21:8

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                Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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                • knob polisher
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jun 2014
                  • 171

                  #9
                  Re: Learned my lesson

                  That's my name. Should it be changed???

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                  • Marko Loimaan-Aho
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2014
                    • 709

                    #10
                    Re: Learned my lesson

                    Originally posted by knob polisher View Post
                    That's my name. Should it be changed???
                    Oh, I did not know. Of course not. I just thought your first name is Knob.
                    PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
                    Revelation 21:8

                    Animal Rights - A Christian Perspective
                    Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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                    • Joshrine
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Jun 2014
                      • 28

                      #11
                      Re: Learned my lesson

                      Do you pronounce that "LearnED" as a True Christian would?

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                      • knob polisher
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jun 2014
                        • 171

                        #12
                        Re: Learned my lesson

                        Someone changed it from Bishop to Knob Polisher during my period of banishment and moderation. Part of my Godly correction I am sure.

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                        • knob polisher
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jun 2014
                          • 171

                          #13
                          Re: Learned my lesson

                          Mr. Smyth my avatar has been changed. Please let me know if it's to your True Christian satisfaction.

                          I pronounced learned as well as my accursed Hamite lips would allow.

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                          • Pim Pendergast
                            PHD - Theophysicist
                            Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2012
                            • 3103

                            #14
                            Re: Learned my lesson

                            Originally posted by knob polisher View Post
                            I've learned my lesson about being uppity.
                            I hope so. A wise man heeds rebuke.

                            Heb 12:5b Despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:

                            A fool doesn't learn from his mistakes.

                            Prov 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
                            sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                            Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                            • knob polisher
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jun 2014
                              • 171

                              #15
                              Re: Learned my lesson

                              How may I most fruitfully serve my betters?

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