[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Learned my lesson

How may I most fruitfully serve my betters?

Read the Bible(KJV1611) cover to cover at least once, understand that you need to follow the Bible to the letter, put aside your sinful past, follow the Bible to the letter and start getting right with Jesus (by following the Bible to the letter).

Don't let anyone con you into their so called 'interpretations' of the Bible. The Bible is the literal word of Jesus.

2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."
Revelation 22:18-19 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."
Psalm 12:6-7 "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever."

YIC

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Learned my lesson

PRAISE GOD!

I remember when Mother beat the "uppity" out of Florissant Maybelle, the girl that used to clean our home when I was 15. It took us a while to trust that she was really going to be humble and accept the correction that was so necessary for her Salvation(R), but our faith was rewarded when Jesus called Florissant Maybelle home to Glory. She was hit by a bus on her walk home.

It was a rainy night and Father was too tired from working all day to drive Florissant home, so she said she was "Jes gwine go on an walk, heah?" It was just a short walk across town about 9 miles. I recall Mother saying, "Are you sure you'll be ok, girl?" Old Florissant said, "Yes'm, I be fine and if it be my time to go ta heaven, well, Sweet Lawd Jesus know I is ready."

He apparently did, and I pray she was. It is my fervent prayer, Bishop, that the Lord is just as good to you.

In Our Savior,
NRL

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Learned my lesson

How may I most fruitfully serve my betters?

On your knees.

[knob polisher]

Re: Learned my lesson

Yes sir Pastor. On my knees right now.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Learned my lesson

Yes sir Pastor. On my knees right now.

Once more with feeling.

READ THE BIBLE.

2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."
Revelation 22:18-19 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."
Psalm 12:6-7 "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever."

YIC

[knob polisher]

Re: Learned my lesson

Done!!

[Ex-soccer player]

Re: Learned my lesson

Greetings Christian friends. After my latests moderation and punishment I've learned my lesson about being uppity. I will abandon my uppityness, miscegenation, smart mouth negro ways and work to becoming a Christian. Thank you for your Godly white man correction.

Congratulations. You seem to have learned your lesson. I hope you will accept your god-given place in life from now on. Don't you think that uppity negroes are totally ridiculous? Just look at Africa This is what happens if you allow blacks to run countries. They just lack the mental capacity to make decisions for themselves.

[knob polisher]

Re: Learned my lesson

The negro is only fit to serve. Never lead. Look at Detroit. Look at my apartment.

[knob polisher]

Re: Learned my lesson

Greetings my white Christian betters! I'm reading my Bible and praying as instructed. I'm not sure but I'm almost certain the more I study and read the lighter my skin is becoming!!

[ThatOneGuyHolmberg]

Re: Learned my lesson

Greetings my white Christian betters! I'm reading my Bible and praying as instructed. I'm not sure but I'm almost certain the more I study and read the lighter my skin is becoming!!

You are simply the best. I do not care if they do not see the implications, you sir. I applaud you. I would sooner accept Religion then see someone like yourself go away. I hope dearly that someone other than me can appreciate humor.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Learned my lesson

Holmberg, you keep your filthy atheist paws off our friend Knobby!

Knob, ignore this guy. He's just trying to interfere with your salvation!

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Learned my lesson

Greetings my white Christian betters! I'm reading my Bible and praying as instructed. I'm not sure but I'm almost certain the more I study and read the lighter my skin is becoming!!

It seems you are on the fast track to becoming an upstanding Republicoon, and a generally decent human being of the non-mongreloid persuasion. Congratulations and God bless your efforts, boy. If Jesus can cure pus-sack lepers and cause pathetic gimps to arise and caper about like playful kittens, He can certainly provide some measure of relief for your condition. Expect a miracle!

[ThatOneGuyHolmberg]

Re: Learned my lesson

Knob, ignore this guy. He's just trying to interfere with your salvation!

I understand you *wink* *wink*

[knob polisher]

Re: Learned my lesson

Yes sir and thank you Mr. Witch hammer. All I want to do is serve Jesus and tithe Landover Baptist!!

[ThatOneGuyHolmberg]

Re: Learned my lesson

Yes sir and thank you Mr. Witch hammer. All I want to do is serve Jesus and tithe Landover Baptist!!

I'm not trying to be dicky in any way, but since I know your true intentions, I would like to ask you a question. What exactly have you read about the bible?