[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Afternoon!

Goodness gracious! I was completely unaware! And to think I let this filth onto my land. And I actually helped it grow! I will burn the vile plant and pray for His forgiveness! Thank you for showing me my error! Please excuse me! I must go out right away and destroy this blight as well as slaughter the unholy goats that have consumed it! Surely the man who buys the goats had something truly diabolical in mind. He and "Mr. Goldstein, Attorney at Law" can burn as will the contract!

A thousand blessings to you! Should the Good Lord choose to forgive me, I will have you to thank for showing me my error!

Say, before you burn your bridges (), you might consider hiring this Jew Lawyer to help you. The Jews don't have ethics like we do, so all you have to do is offer him a little more monetary compensation than your goat-herder partner does, you know, to make sure your contract can't be used against you. If it's not too late, you might consider sending him the broccoli crop as compensation. He can sell it at his local farmer's market. They're good at selling things, these Jews. Profit is in their blood.

Just an idea.

[HolyErrandBoy]

Re: Afternoon!

Say, before you burn your bridges (), you might consider hiring this Jew Lawyer to help you. The Jews don't have ethics like we do, so all you have to do is offer him a little more monetary compensation than your goat-herder partner does, you know, to make sure your contract can't be used against you. If it's not too late, you might consider sending him the broccoli crop as compensation. He can sell it at his local farmer's market. They're good at selling things, these Jews. Profit is in their blood.

Just an idea.

While it's a fine idea, I'm afraid I couldn't afford him. Not to mention he lives all the way in Kansas.

On the lighter side, I have removed that taint from my land. Both the broccoli and the goats. There's some hippy kids growing marijuana down a few miles the road, so I left all of it on their lawn. Evil compost for their evil plants. I don't want to be wasteful!

John 6:12
"And when they had eaten their fill, he told his disciples, 'Gather up the leftover fragments, that nothing may be lost.'"

Anyway, the chapel has decided to hold services here for a while to drive out any remaining evil. Thank all of you for your support and advice in this trying time!

God Bless!

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Afternoon!

Holy Errand Boy,

First of all, welcome to our friendly forums, the ONLY site on the interwebs that has the full approval of our amazing and wonderful Savior! Yes, Jesus posts here on special occasions! It's true!

I can't help but wonder your age. Your picture appears to display a man of at least 25 or so - or perhaps younger?

What qualities are you seeking in a wife? The Lord has not yet blessed me with a husbandman. How old is your son? Is he fair of face, tight-buttocked, and built to impart male seeds?

I am filled with praise to the Lord for sending you to worship and glorify the King of Kings with us.

NRL

[HolyErrandBoy]

Re: Afternoon!

Holy Errand Boy,

First of all, welcome to our friendly forums, the ONLY site on the interwebs that has the full approval of our amazing and wonderful Savior! Yes, Jesus posts here on special occasions! It's true!

I can't help but wonder your age. Your picture appears to display a man of at least 25 or so - or perhaps younger?

What qualities are you seeking in a wife? The Lord has not yet blessed me with a husbandman. How old is your son? Is he fair of face, tight-buttocked, and built to impart male seeds?

I am filled with praise to the Lord for sending you to worship and glorify the King of Kings with us.

NRL

Boy do I wish I was twenty-five again! No, I'm sixty-seven, though still strong as a bull. My son is a pure-blooded white. Blonde hair, blue eyes and 100% Christian-American. And he matches your description to a tee I suppose. He's looking for a good Christian woman. Someone to tend the kitchen and home while he does real work. And to bear strong, Aryan children devoted to Christ.