Afternoon!

[HolyErrandBoy]

Good afternoon all! Glad to be here to share this day with God's favorite church on God's favorite forum!

Name's Richie Packer, and I grow crops.

I attend the Redeeming Light Chapel a few miles from my home in Ganderson, Montana.

My favorite verse is most definitely Deuteronomy 25:11-12:
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her."

As for finding Jesus? Well, he's been helping my family tend to their crops since my family settled here five generations ago. In short, I was born with Him beside me.

Have a splendid day!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Welcome to our friendly forum! I imagine you are very busy this time of year, and in the season to follow (Proverbs 10:5)! So tell us, in this these End Times and days of harsh Christian persecution, do you have trouble honoring the LORD by keeping His Commandments with regard to your farmstead? Are you surrounded by like-minded, moral, and righteous folk, or must you fend off the heathen and their ridicule and mockery (Leviticus 19:19)?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Afternoon!

Good afternoon all! Glad to be here to share this day with God's favorite church on God's favorite forum!

Name's Richie Packer, and I grow crops.

I attend the Redeeming Light Chapel a few miles from my home in Ganderson, Montana.

My favorite verse is most definitely Deuteronomy 25:11-12:
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her."

As for finding Jesus? Well, he's been helping my family tend to their crops since my family settled here five generations ago. In short, I was born with Him beside me.

Have a splendid day!

Welcome, friend.

You sound like a God fearing fella. What have you done for Jesus today?

When I think about how He temporarily died on the cross to Save us from His wrath it just chokes me up: I don't think any of us can repay what He did for True Christians(tm), everywhere.

Why it makes me weep just thinking about all those no good heathens who vomit up Jesus' mercey all over His crying face

YIC

[HolyErrandBoy]

Re: Afternoon!

Welcome to our friendly forum! I imagine you are very busy this time of year, and in the season to follow (Proverbs 10:5)! So tell us, in this these End Times and days of harsh Christian persecution, do you have trouble honoring the LORD by keeping His Commandments with regard to your farmstead? Are you surrounded by like-minded, moral, and righteous folk, or must you fend off the heathen and their ridicule and mockery (Leviticus 19:19)?

Good to meet you Mary! Yes, we are fairly busy right now, but I still ensure I have time to connect and speak of the Lord. Thankfully, He has blessed us with a fairly quiet and remote piece of land that the liberal dogs haven't tried to turn into an urban garden of sins. Other than the occasional satanic vandals from town, we are left mostly in peace to till the soil with our hoes and till our souls with the Lord.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Afternoon!

Welcome and God bless you that you found these forums. I will keep you in prayers for a good harvest and that the liberal dogs don't come near you or your farm.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Afternoon!

Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. What sort of crops do you grow, friend?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[HolyErrandBoy]

Re: Afternoon!

Welcome and God bless you that you found these forums. I will keep you in prayers for a good harvest and that the liberal dogs don't come near you or your farm.

Well, thank you kindly Sister. May the Lord bless you and yours.

Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. What sort of crops do you grow, friend?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Will do Pastor! As for your inquiry, we grow primarily wheat, corn, and oats. We keep it pure and simple, as we keep ourselves! No need to complicate things with those horrible GMO's and hippy foods like kale or soy, am I right? We grow small amounts of broccoli and pumpkin also. Thank you for your interest.

God Bless!

[Elmer G. White]

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How nice a see a grown rural man come and introduce himself! Nice verse! And a profession to fulfill God's prophecy!

Genesis 3:19
In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.


How has life treated you offspringwise? In the rustic region you probably do a lot of huntin' an' killin' for God's Glory?

A bit worried 'bout the broccoli... It is very popular among the sodomites and it has not been established if it is the CAUSE or EFFECT of homerism. I'd be very careful. If the profit from it is good, I can understand cultivating it but I'd not dare consume it myself. There are disturbing images in the Interwebs showing young men who ate broccoli and turned sissy.

Nice to have you here! You may gain in Godliness and reach Heaven eventually!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[HolyErrandBoy]

Re: Afternoon!

How nice a see a grown rural man come and introduce himself! Nice verse! And a profession to fulfill God's prophecy!

Genesis 3:19
In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.


How has life treated you offspringwise? In the rustic region you probably do a lot of huntin' an' killin' for God's Glory?

A bit worried 'bout the broccoli... It is very popular among the sodomites and it has not been established if it is the CAUSE or EFFECT of homerism. I'd be very careful. If the profit from it is good, I can understand cultivating it but I'd not dare consume it myself. There are disturbing images in the Interwebs showing young men who ate broccoli and turned sissy.

Nice to have you here! You may gain in Godliness and reach Heaven eventually!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Well! That's mighty kind on you to say! Since you ask, I've raised two children. Both male. One lives here with me, helping to work the land and looking for a fine Christian wife. The other, well, I don't keep much track of that one. He moved off to the city to make movies or bang queers or play "Halo" or some other hedonistic filth. I pray for him, but until he repents, he's not part of this family.

As for the broccoli, that's purely for the goats. Some fella in Kansas who doesn't have much land pays us to raise the goats for him. Then they get shipped to him. Not sure what for. And he insists they be fed that way. I'm trying to look in to it to see if it's something unholy. But until then, I can't break contract for two more years. He's got a Jew doing his lawyer work. They may be bound for Hell, but they sure do know numbers and statutes.

God Bless.

[Elmer G. White]

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You are in GREAT PERIL, Mister! STOP THE BROCCOLI NOW!!

Look at THIS piece of news!

Nearly two and a half decades after broccoli was thrust into the political spotlight when President George H. W. Bush said he hated eating it - the nutritious green veggie is dividing the nation once again.
President Barack Obama is finding himself in hot water after declaring on Wednesday that his favorite food is broccoli. One Republican commenter went so far as to say the comment shows that the president is elitist...

Father of the BESTEST president the World has seen HATED broccoli and Ubama LOOOOOOVES it.

As you can see here!





Feeding it to goats, geese or BEEF will turn them GAY and gay beef is NOT what white True Christian™ consumers WANT!

Please, reconsider your position. Are you sure your other son did not get a whiff of broccoli vapors in his nostrils before he abandoned Jesus!? Could explain a lot!

Ezekiel 34:3
Ye eat the fat, and ye clothe you with the wool, ye kill them that are fed: but ye feed not the flock.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[HolyErrandBoy]

Re: Afternoon!

You are in GREAT PERIL, Mister! STOP THE BROCCOLI NOW!!

Look at THIS piece of news!



Father of the BESTEST president the World has seen HATED broccoli and Ubama LOOOOOOVES it.

As you can see here!





Feeding it to goats, geese or BEEF will turn them GAY and gay beef is NOT what white True Christian™ consumers WANT!

Please, reconsider your position. Are you sure your other son did not get a whiff of broccoli vapors in his nostrils before he abandoned Jesus!? Could explain a lot!

Ezekiel 34:3
Ye eat the fat, and ye clothe you with the wool, ye kill them that are fed: but ye feed not the flock.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Goodness gracious! I was completely unaware! And to think I let this filth onto my land. And I actually helped it grow! I will burn the vile plant and pray for His forgiveness! Thank you for showing me my error! Please excuse me! I must go out right away and destroy this blight as well as slaughter the unholy goats that have consumed it! Surely the man who buys the goats had something truly diabolical in mind. He and "Mr. Goldstein, Attorney at Law" can burn as will the contract!

A thousand blessings to you! Should the Good Lord choose to forgive me, I will have you to thank for showing me my error!

[MTEden]

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eeeeyy mann why u gotta be hating on Obama? is it cause hes black? yall are terrible people and whats wrong with gay people???

[Didymus Much]

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eeeeyy mann why u gotta be hating on Obama? is it cause hes black?...

If they said, "No, it's because he's half white", would that make you happy?

...whats wrong with gay people???

Ever read a Bible?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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eeeeyy mann why u gotta be hating on Obama? is it cause hes black? yall are terrible people and whats wrong with gay people???

Nobody is being racialist. Whether or not Obama is half coon or not has no bearing on the fact that he is half African.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

I hope that answers your silly question.

YIC

[Steph Leia]

Re: Afternoon!

Welcome! It's nice to meet you! Just one thing, be careful about the types of vegetables you grow!

Anyways,


That was the link that isn't working.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45966&highlight=Vegetables+make