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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #76
    Re: Good evening

    Originally posted by Kittykoo View Post
    Have I offended the Holy Ghost? I see not how I did that. And I didn't intend to brag, just making my point. And yes I'll be clear I am a goth but I listen to music that is about being who you are, speaking your mind and not following what others force you to. I know you do not enjoy this music idea but it helps so many teenagers and adults in bad places.
    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

    If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #77
      Re: Good evening

      Originally posted by Kittykoo View Post
      Have I offended the Holy Ghost?
      Yes, dear. You called Him a liar and a bastard. Civilized people recognize you owe the Lord God Almighty Himself an apology, and one to Sister Naomi, too (the bigger and more eloquent apology naturally dedicated to the LORD).

      I hope that helps.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #78
        Re: Good evening

        Please make it stop! Please, please, please, I can't take it anymore! Where did this girl get the idea that her opinions are interesting?

        If she doesn't start confessing with her mouth, I'm going to be ill.
        WARNING:
        In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
        REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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        • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2014
          • 1330

          #79
          Re: Good evening

          Originally posted by Kittykoo View Post
          Are men incapable of making their own food? Why must I cook for a man if he is too then beat me? That's no life. I had no intention of being a christian, its not for me, I can't understand the religion and I would never abuse someone out of false faith in a man we cannot prove.
          Hello dear. I would just like to clarify the abuse statement. It is not abuse if a True Christian male disciplines you. Why you might ask? It is because he is granted by God power over us women to keep us in line. See Colossians 3:18, "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord." If a non-True Christian male hit us, that would be abuse. However take a look at what to do if you end up marrying a non Christian. "Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;" 1 Peter 3:1.

          Also, why are you torturing Jesus with your refusal to accept him? I have already negated your point in abuse and submission with the Scripture, and if you like, there is so much more I can show you in God's Holy Word. Jesus is waiting for your foolish head and heart to open up and let him in. "
          Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me." Revelation 3:20.
          "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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          • Kittykoo
            Unsaved trash, obese scotish chav
            • Jul 2014
            • 33

            #80
            Re: Good evening

            Sorry for the late reply, I have been busy. And about the abuse...
            Abuse is very wrong, no matter who it is. It is uncalled for. And if god gave you power over something that doesn't necessarily mean you have to use that power. Example, we have power over animals but we don't have to kill them or torture them do we? We have power over plants and nature,so why don't we destroy it, we have the power? You are abusing your 'god given gift' of beating women. Well, there is not good way for that power. Why do you use fear and physical abuse to force people into your belief? You are far to evangelical.
            Forever a dinosaur!

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #81
              Re: Good evening

              Originally posted by Kittykoo View Post
              Sorry for the late reply, I have been busy. And about the abuse...
              Abuse is very wrong, no matter who it is. It is uncalled for. And if god gave you power over something that doesn't necessarily mean you have to use that power. Example, we have power over animals but we don't have to kill them or torture them do we? We have power over plants and nature,so why don't we destroy it, we have the power? You are abusing your 'god given gift' of beating women. Well, there is not good way for that power. Why do you use fear and physical abuse to force people into your belief? You are far to evangelical.
              Kindly show us where in Scripture we are commanded to ignore other Scripture.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • pooper_nataly
                Unsaved trash, teenaged abo retard
                • Jul 2014
                • 9

                #82
                Re: Good evening

                Kittykoo , I appreciate your opinion in several points , it's just awesome how you think about all this things and how you stand to what you believe in , really like it
                As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. Proverbs 26:11

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                • Luciferislord666
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 1

                  #83
                  Lucifer is The Lord and father of all mankind

                  ALL PRAISE LUCIFER , THE FATHER OF ALL MANKIND. HE IS THE KING AND THE RULER OF THE HEAVENS AND EARTH. HE WILL DEVOUR ALL YOU SO CALLED "CHRISTIANS". YOUR ALL SPINELESS COWARDS EXPUNGING YOUR HATE AND INTOLERANCE ON THIS WORLD . LUCIFER WILL ABOLISH CHRISTIANITY , AS HE HAS ALREADY TAKEN IT OUT OF SCHOOLS. CHRISTIANS ARE THE SCUM OF THIS EARTH. NOTHING BUT DIRTY, IGNORANT AND ASININE PARASITES WHO RAPE LITTLE BOYS AND LOOK DOWN THEIR NOSED AT EVERYONE. YOU ARE ALL FOOLISH MORTALS WHO WILL BURN IN THE PITS OF HELL . BTW , GOD IS DEAD

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

                    #84
                    Re: Lucifer is The Lord and father of all mankind

                    Originally posted by Luciferislord666 View Post
                    blah blah blah THE SCUM OF THIS EARTH. NOTHING BUT DIRTY, IGNORANT AND ASININE PARASITES WHO RAPE LITTLE BOYS blah blah blah
                    I beleive you are looking for a Catlick forum, friend.

                    Yours in Christ,

                    Z. Smyth
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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #85
                      Re: Lucifer is The Lord and father of all mankind

                      Originally posted by Luciferislord666 View Post
                      ALL PRAISE LUCIFER...
                      Why? He has no power, and never has. Everything people always say he did was done by someone else (often God) and then blamed on him. Pretty lame, frankly.

                      ...THE FATHER OF ALL MANKIND. HE IS THE KING AND THE RULER OF THE HEAVENS AND EARTH...
                      Who only exists because God created him (God created everything, remember?).

                      Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things."

                      ...YOUR...
                      Did you mean "YOU'RE"?

                      ...ALL SPINELESS COWARDS...
                      Says nameless twit on the internet using obvious pseudonym. So brave!

                      ...EXPUNGING...
                      Nope. Learn what big words mean before you use them, thanks.

                      ...NOTHING BUT DIRTY, IGNORANT AND ASININE PARASITES WHO RAPE LITTLE BOYS AND LOOK DOWN THEIR NOSED AT EVERYONE...
                      No Catholic priests or popes here, sorry.

                      ...YOU ARE ALL FOOLISH MORTALS WHO WILL BURN IN THE PITS OF HELL . BTW , GOD IS DEAD
                      If God is dead, then who condemns anyone to Hell? Learn2consistent.

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                      • Des
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2013
                        • 2718

                        #86
                        Re: Good evening

                        Originally posted by Kittykoo View Post
                        You are far to evangelical.
                        I don't believe such a thing is even possible.
                        Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                        • Kittykoo
                          Unsaved trash, obese scotish chav
                          • Jul 2014
                          • 33

                          #87
                          Re: Good evening

                          I assure you there is such a thing. It is not okay to speak to strangers and pester them into belief. I personally can't stand it when I have Jehovah's Witness's turn up I at my door. They are far to evangelical. Then when I invite them in for a cup of tea and to speak to them about my own opinion they shun me in my own home. This is not acceptable behaviour, how could it be? Would you like it if somebody came into your home shunning your beliefs, or screaming at people in public on their little podiums, thinking people care? Because nobody wants to be preached to. Preached to in the middle of the street while there is a gay pride festival just behind them! Hearing them scream absurd lines from their little book? It's not fair on other people.
                          Forever a dinosaur!

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14079

                            #88
                            Re: Good evening

                            Originally posted by Kittykoo View Post
                            ...my own opinion...
                            Trimmed the superfluous.

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                            • Dr Laurence Niles
                              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                               
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 9063

                              #89
                              Re: Good evening

                              Originally posted by Kittykoo View Post
                              Would you like it if somebody came into your home shunning your beliefs.
                              Do you see thee irony of what you have just written?

                              You came to our place (here) and shun our beliefs (Christianity).

                              Do you see, now? You have become unto that which you hate.

                              That's Satan. That's Satan in you, right there.

                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • Attila's Wife
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2013
                                • 1941

                                #90
                                Re: Good evening

                                Dr Niles, I fear that logical thought is not this one's strong point.

                                Child, we are not Jehovah's Witlesses. There is quite an easy solution to dealing with such people on your doorstep. DO NOT INVITE THEM IN.

                                I am willing to bet that nobody from Landover Baptist Church has ever knocked on your door. (I should stress that I use the term "bet" figuratively - Ecclesiastes 5:10.)

                                You, on the other hand, have knocked on ours and been admitted. You have registered with our private website and we have welcomed you. How do you repay our hospitality? With rudeness, scorn for our beliefs and hatred of Our Lord.

                                I suggest you go away and have a quiet word with yourself.

                                I will pray for you, dear.
                                YiC
                                AW
                                2 Timothy 3:16

                                All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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