Hello!

[MySaviorIsTheLord]

Hi everyone! I'm so happy to finally be a member of this wonderful community. I've been searching for a very long time to find somewhere where I could share my bigoted, racist, and overall judgemental views with like-minded individuals! This will be a big help in keeping the evil hands of Satan off of my children. The advice I'm read here has already helped so much! I look forward to my time here, my God bless you all!

[Didymus Much]

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...I've been searching for a very long time to find somewhere where I could share my Biblically-justified views with like-minded individuals!...

FTFY.

Sooo... "Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Hi everyone! I'm so happy to finally be a member of this wonderful community.

No, You are not and seems to me that you will never be if you do not repent.

I've been searching for a very long time to find somewhere where I could share my bigoted, racist, and overall judgemental views with like-minded individuals!

There is no racism on this forum. If you say we are racists, then you say the BIBLE is racist. GOD has made an order to this world.

I look forward to my time here, my God bless you all!

God is not yours. You are His, if you want to.
Do you think we are stupid? Your nick, "My Savior Is The Lord", already tells all.

[Steph Leia]

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Hi everyone! I'm so happy to finally be a member of this wonderful community.

Hello! It's nice to meet you, and if look forward yo having you as a member of the community

I've been searching for a very long time to find somewhere where I could share my bigoted, racist, and overall judgemental views with like-minded individuals!

Oh. Then, dear, I'm afraid you have come to the completely wrong place. Firstly, no one here is a bigot. The google definition of bigoted is as follows:

having or revealing an obstinate belief in the superiority of one's own opinions and a prejudiced intolerance of the opinions of others.

It is not OUR opinions that are superior. As a woman, I would say that almost all of my opinions are far less superior to a man's opinion (unless it has something to do with housework, perhaps). It is GOD's opinion which is above all else.

Next: racist. No one on this lovely forum is racist (well, at least no one who has been accepted into the community, some unsaved trash might be). All of our actions and beliefs are because GOD told us to do or think those things, and as He cursed Canaan, it is up to Him to decide the norm of how they should be treated. To treat them better is racist against white people, and to treat them worse is racist against them.

This will be a big help in keeping the evil hands of Satan off of my children. The advice I'm read here has already helped so much! I look forward to my time here, my God bless you all!

Enjoy your time here, because I suspect, due to the complete I correctness of your intro (we are not bigoted or racist) you may not be here very long. That is, of course, completely changeable if you and join the LORD to follow all (not some, all) of His wishes.

[MySaviorIsTheLord]

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Wow, you are all so right,

And by right, I mean piffleing hilariously insane.

To think, that there are actually people in my country that are so devolved to think that by being a *** potty language *** in this life it will get you points for the afterlife. Did Jesus not preach "love thy neighbor"? And yet you hate, constantly. I'd rather burn in hell and dance with the Devil than be accepted into heaven under the rules that you people say God has made for us. That is, if God even exists. You hate and hurt people who actually exist on the off chance you'd *** potty language *** of some guy that may or may not exist.

I say, live for this world. If I'm good here, I don't see why I wouldn't get into heaven. If not, whatever. I don't even care.

So please, mark me as "atheist scum" and "disgusting homosexual" because that's the truth. Just know I'll be laughing all the way to hell.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Wow, you are all so right,

And by right, I mean piffleing hilariously insane.

To think, that there are actually people in my country that are so devolved to think that by being a *** potty language *** in this life it will get you points for the afterlife. Did Jesus not preach "love thy neighbor"? And yet you hate, constantly. I'd rather burn in hell and dance with the Devil than be accepted into heaven under the rules that you people say God has made for us. That is, if God even exists. You hate and hurt people who actually exist on the off chance you'd *** potty language *** of some guy that may or may not exist.

I say, live for this world. If I'm good here, I don't see why I wouldn't get into heaven. If not, whatever. I don't even care.

So please, mark me as "atheist scum" and "disgusting homosexual" because that's the truth. Just know I'll be laughing all the way to hell.

Kid, we pegged you as a Jesus-hater right off the bat.

[Elmer G. White]

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...So please, mark me as "atheist scum" and "disgusting homosexual" because that's the truth. Just know I'll be laughing all the way to hell.

This is your chance to reconsider. Jesus IS patient but TIME IS RUNNING OUT! Rapture will come soon and then it'll be TOO LATE.

You laugh now, how long? A few years, decades! You may laugh on your WAY TO HELL!




You won't laugh there. And Hell is NOT for a few years or decades.

It's forever.

Revelation 20:14
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.


Lake of fire. No lungs to laugh with, lips charring, agony.

Laugh, please. It won't last. The fire will.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[MySaviorIsTheLord]

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Actually, unlike you people, I don't hate anyone.

And I wanted to make it obvious, I wasn't sure you were smart enough to figure it out if I didn't make it easy for you.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Actually, unlike you people, I don't hate anyone.

I've been searching for a very long time to find somewhere where I could share my bigoted, racist, and overall judgemental views

So, you are a liar.

Revelation 21:8

Funny teen boy! , nice that you stopped on your way to HELL!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello!

Hi everyone! I'm so happy to finally be a member of this wonderful community. I've been searching for a very long time to find somewhere where I could share my bigoted, racist, and overall judgemental views with like-minded individuals! This will be a big help in keeping the evil hands of Satan off of my children. The advice I'm read here has already helped so much! I look forward to my time here, my God bless you all!

You are not a member of anything except the satan fan club as near as I can tell. Why don't you try once again and give us a proper introduction.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.