Why I hate Christians.

[ThatOneGuyHolmberg]

I would like to start of by saying hello! I'm not going to get angry, flame you, or be a general douche about your beliefs. Granted, I don't like them, and the very thought of this displeases me, but I will try to constrain myself as much as possible.

Let's start with the basics, WHO I AM *dramatic thunder*. I'm just a dude out there who used to be a Christian. I did a lot of research in every denomination of Christianity, and extensive (sometimes hands on) research on all of the other major religions. I've found that Skepticism had the most answers, simple as that.

I don't exactly go to a church, so I'm going to type some filler here. Just imagine something like the Sistine Chappel, with bigger speakers, and more vidya games.

Now onto my favorite part. My favorite bible verse! You have a strict "No scripture, didn't happen" policy, which is why I shall relish this verse the most. Leviticus, Chapter 25. verse 46. "You may even bequeath them to your sons after you, to receive as a possession; you can use them as permanent slaves. But in respect to your countrymen, the sons of Israel, you shall not rule with severity over one another."

I wish to intelligently converse with you diehard christians, and I can't wait for a lovely forum! <3

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: An atheist's introduction!

I will try to constrain myself as much as possible.

We shall see. Atheists seem to have really hard time to constrain their hateful outbursts. I guess it's because there is no love in your black hearts.

[ThatOneGuyHolmberg]

Re: An atheist's introduction!

We shall see. Atheists seem to have really hard time to constrain their hateful outbursts. I guess it's because there is no love in your black hearts.

I don't understand the need for such radical hatred. If telling you that I don't want to instantiate conflict upsets you, what would happen if I stopped showing self control?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I guess it's because there is no love in your black hearts.

I pray this one is an exception, brother. I pray he will heed the call of Our Lord whispering at the door of his heart.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: An atheist's introduction!

I don't understand the need for such radical hatred. If telling you that I don't want to instantiate conflict upsets you, what would happen if I stopped showing self control?

I would guess, given that according to your profile you are 14 years old, that your mother would ground you for a week and maybe take away your games console.

Why are you here, dear?

[Alphonse Alban]

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I don't understand the need for such radical hatred.

Atheists also seem to have really poor social skills, since they tend to take normal conversation as hatred. Just like you. It's just that vast majority of atheists we see here are really hateful and usually get banned after some hateful rant and spamming some gaysexual porn. So, I still hold my reservations about you.

[Attila's Wife]

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Well quite, Brother Alphonse. That did seem like an excessively violent response to your polite greeting. Also, calling us radicals was uncalled-for.

If telling you that I don't want to instantiate conflict upsets you.....

The only thing that upsets me there is what I assume is the mistaken use of the word instantiate instead of instigate.

[Mistress Cookie]

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I'm not going to get angry, flame you, or be a general douche about your beliefs. Granted, I don't like them, and the very thought of this displeases me, but I will try to constrain myself as much as possible.

I see. Rather like meeting a lady for the first time and saying, "I don't like your dress, and the very thought of it displeases me, but I will try to constrain myself as much as possible."

How nice.





But I am glad you are here and are willing to at least consider accepting God™s Love. Along the way I guess we must endure some bumps in the road.

Romans 38-39 For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come / Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

[Alphonse Alban]

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Also, calling us radicals was uncalled-for.

I blame the gaysexual agenda. They want to label all normal, rational Bible believing people like us radical.

[M. Mansfield, MD]

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I blame the gaysexual agenda. They want to label all normal, rational Bible believing people like us radical.

Well said, Brother Alban. Indeed, the gaysexuals proliferate even in halcyon Virginia - although most of them concentrate in the areas close to Virginia Beach and the DC suburbs. Here, I have a bright red sign outside my office door that states: WE DO NOT TREAT HOMOSEXUALS UNLESS YOU ARE HERE TO BE CURED.

I have received unhappy phone calls from faggots with various venereal diseases hoping to find relief from their dripping gay-parts but I have held myself firm and hard on this matter: when I say I do not treat homo types, I mean it and I will shout it from the very bowels of my being.

And now for our new atheist friend: Welcome, and may the friendly, straightforward discussion (not argument, not debate) that you engage in with True Christian(TM) people (and those of us striving for that) make your adolescence a more holy and purified time.

Jesus is the ONLY Physician, I am just His Hands on Earth,
Dr. Mansfield Mansfield, MD

[ThatOneGuyHolmberg]

Can we stay on track please? We've gone from making fun of my age, to questioning my presence here, to hating on the Homosexuals. If you want to pick a definitive topic, I'm game, but can we stop acting all..... willy nilly please?


ALSO I WOULD LiKE TO POINT OUT THAT YOU CAN BLOW UP TERRORISTS
HOO-RAH GO 'MURICA SCREW YOU BROWN FACED TERRORISTS!

[Jedediah]

Re: An atheist's introduction!

Granted, I don't like them, and the very thought of this displeases me, but I will try to constrain myself as much as possible.

Why does our righteousness displease you? Is it a simple case of envy, or does our righteousness intimidate you? It's not as if you can't make changes to your life and become sanctified like us.

But for your own sake, I encourage you not to take displeasure in righteousness. It will only destroy you in the end.

Psalm 34:21
Evil shall slay the wicked: and they that hate the righteous shall be desolate.

I'm just a dude out there who used to be a Christian.

What terrible thing happened to make you hate God so much that you pretend He doesn't exist? I would submit that you were never a True Christian(tm) to begin with. Being a Christian is more than simply checking a box on a demographic questionnaire and having warm, fuzzy feelings. If you were truly Saved, it would have been impossible for you to take up a life of sin, because once Saved, always Saved.

Romans 11:29
For the gifts and calling of God are without repentance.

Jude 1:24-25
Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy,
to the only wise God our Saviour, be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and ever. Amen.

[ThatOneGuyHolmberg]

Re: An atheist's introduction!

Why does our righteousness displease you? Is it a simple case of envy, or does our righteousness intimidate you? It's not as if you can't make changes to your life and become sanctified like us.

I'm neither intimidated or envious of you. Through my eyes, your closed minded thinking in tune with your intolerance (I KNOW YOU DON'T CALL IT INTOLERANCE CALM YOURSELF) just sets me off. That's all.

What terrible thing happened to make you hate God so much that you pretend He doesn't exist?

Nothing. If you read my post, you would know that I simply found atheism to have all the answers, while Christianity has so many plot holes. For instance, in Genesis there is not a single word that speaks about the creation of the planets. He talks about the heavens, and the earth. NO MARS, NO JUPITER, NO MOON, et cetera, et cetera.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I'm neither intimidated or envious of you. Through my eyes, your closed minded thinking in tune with your intolerance (I KNOW YOU DON'T CALL IT INTOLERANCE CALM YOURSELF) just sets me off. That's all.

Thank you for not falling into the temptation of getting angry, flaming us, or being a general douche.

Nothing. If you read my post, you would know that I simply found atheism to have all the answers, while Christianity has so many plot holes. For instance, in Genesis there is not a single word that speaks about the creation of the planets. He talks about the heavens, and the earth. NO MARS, NO JUPITER, NO MOON, et cetera, et cetera.

Don't be silly. What possible information about Salvation could be found studying Jupiter? The Good Lord didn't talk about washing hands after using the commode either, which only goes to show you how unimportant these things are in the face of eternity.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I'm neither intimidated or envious of you. Through my eyes, your closed minded thinking in tune with your intolerance (I KNOW YOU DON'T CALL IT INTOLERANCE CALM YOURSELF) just sets me off. That's all.


Nothing. If you read my post, you would know that I simply found atheism to have all the answers, while Christianity has so many plot holes. For instance, in Genesis there is not a single word that speaks about the creation of the planets. He talks about the heavens, and the earth. NO MARS, NO JUPITER, NO MOON, et cetera, et cetera.

The Bible does not mention daleks, either. What's your point?

Why is it atheists never make a lick of sense?

YIC