[knob polisher]

Re: Paying for pies

I'm back. I got locked up for driving while black. I was in my legally owned and paid for car when the godly virginia state police pulled me over on suspicion of doing negro things.
They put me in jail for three months while they checked things out. They figured out my car was not stolen the same day and my prints didn't show anything but they kept me just cuz you know negros be up to no good.
Anyway they let me go after they got tired of feeding me.

Good to see godly cops protecting the community.
They won't give me my car back because they say it's too nice a car for a negro and might give me an uppity attitude. Would some,of you mind sending bus fair??

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Paying for pies

I'm back. I got locked up for driving while black. I was in my legally owned and paid for car when the godly virginia state police pulled me over on suspicion of doing negro things.
They put me in jail for three months while they checked things out. They figured out my car was not stolen the same day and my prints didn't show anything but they kept me just cuz you know negros be up to no good.
Anyway they let me go after they got tired of feeding me.

Good to see godly cops protecting the community.
They won't give me my car back because they say it's too nice a car for a negro and might give me an uppity attitude. Would some,of you mind sending bus fair??

Sure thing, pal. Or better yet, I could swing by and pick you up and drive you straight to the nearest Baptist Church.

(I happen to be driving through Loudoun County at the moment, so this would be very convenient.)

[knob polisher]

Re: Paying for pies

Don't worry about it. I came across some godly men in white hoods that said they got the ride of a lifetime for me.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Paying for pies

Be careful. They might be queers.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Paying for pies

Be careful. They might be queers.

Or Mooslim women, or papist nuns

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Paying for pies

Don't lie boy. You got locked up for stealing pies, right?

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Paying for pies

Don't lie boy. You got locked up for stealing pies, right?

Jesus sees right through his subterfuge, Pastor. He has kept a close eye on the generationally cursed from The Beginning™.

[knob polisher]

Re: Paying for pies

These folks are Christian. In fact I'm at their party and they're burning a large cross in a field right now!!

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Paying for pies

Do they look like ?
Enjoy the party, then

[BaptistBethany]

Re: Paying for pies

I'm back. I got locked up for driving while black. I was in my legally owned and paid for car when the godly virginia state police pulled me over on suspicion of doing negro things.
They put me in jail for three months while they checked things out. They figured out my car was not stolen the same day and my prints didn't show anything but they kept me just cuz you know negros be up to no good.
Anyway they let me go after they got tired of feeding me.

Good to see godly cops protecting the community.
They won't give me my car back because they say it's too nice a car for a negro and might give me an uppity attitude. Would some,of you mind sending bus fair??

Please show our Lord and Savior respect by capitalizing Godly.

[WashedWithHisBlood]

Re: Paying for pies

I'm back. I got locked up for driving while black. I was in my legally owned and paid for car when the godly virginia state police pulled me over on suspicion of doing negro things.
They put me in jail for three months while they checked things out. They figured out my car was not stolen the same day and my prints didn't show anything but they kept me just cuz you know negros be up to no good.
Anyway they let me go after they got tired of feeding me.

Good to see godly cops protecting the community.
They won't give me my car back because they say it's too nice a car for a negro and might give me an uppity attitude. Would some,of you mind sending bus fair??

You know what? I'm glad those cops put you in jail, its such a pity that they didn't throw the keys away and left your free loading behind in it for good. Gee-golly I really don't get you naggers, I mean - I'm part German and part Swedish myself, and my people would also be considered as minorities in the US. But we follow the law of the land- rather than barking like you do. So yeah be thankful to those cops for looking after you, you filthy nagger you.

[brother guthro]

Re: Paying for pies

Don't worry about it. I came across some godly men in white hoods that said they got the ride of a lifetime for me.

I am betting you don't need a seatbelt for that ride

Stay strong in your faith for your father has not forsaken you.

[knob polisher]

Re: Paying for pies

They were about to raise me up to the lord on their burning cross but when I said I'm late to indenture myself to Ms. Faith Machine at Landover they let me go.
They said don't come back this way though. That negros aren't welcome ther due to all the crime we do.

Sound policy, thats why I want to live in Landover far away from the negro element.

[arthur frayn]

Re: Paying for pies

robbing innocent white folks at gunpoint to get the money isn't a wise choice.

How about robbing black folk? Their money is probably ill-gotten anyway.

-art-

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Paying for pies

How about robbing black folk? Their money is probably ill-gotten anyway.

-art-

Have you ever read the KJV?

Exodus 20:15