[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: I COME from China Please help us

GLORY! I felt victory as I prayed that prayer. Our God is so Good! Oh, how I love my PRECIOUS SAVIOR, He who takes me when I am laying down, places His Hand underneath me, and pulls me into His powerful grasp, soothing me with His rod and staff, bringing me comfort. My voice shall ever lift His Name on high.

As for our ornamental friend, I am moved that he states he is working for that detestable, that <everything else he said in detestable grammar>. I was leaning toward not only donating, but opening Naomi's Moist Pie in the Ornament, where all the Yellows can come and dine, as our Master bids us to do at His table during the marriage supper of the Lamb! (Notice it uses my name, so I will probably have a golden nameplate near His side)

At least that is a marriage that will happen. Zeke and Daisy, well - when I hear the preacher pronounce them, I might believe it. No offense.

In our Glorious Lord's Perfect Decorum and Will,
NRL

[Al Quran]

Re: I COME from China Please help us

Can we eat the gay animals? Kill 'em first. Assuming they're not prohibited by Leviticus Ch.11. Now don't go thinking I'm going to need a big curvy sword and an Imam muttering in Arabic before I can bleed it to death, you God-fearing old cuddlies, you! (Am I getting the hang of it, though?)

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: I COME from China Please help us

Can we eat the gay animals? Kill 'em first. Assuming they're not prohibited by Leviticus Ch.11. Now don't go thinking I'm going to need a big curvy sword and an Imam muttering in Arabic before I can bleed it to death, you God-fearing old cuddlies, you! (Am I getting the hang of it, though?)

Homosexuality does not exist in the animal kingdom. The gay agenda paid scientists to "find" gay animals in the hope of establishing a link between homosexuality and genetics in order to justify the gay lifestyle. But as we all know, homosexuality is a choice and animals don't have free will or a soul.

Christians can eat whatever meat they want, though. I know it's confusing for people who are still learning about Christianity. You see, from the time of Adam till the Flood, man was not allowed to eat meat. He was vegetarian, and all the animals were too.

Gen 1:29-30 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.

But after the Fall, death entered the world and some animals became carnivorous. After the Flood, Noah made a sacrifice, and God liked it so much He decided to let people eat meat.

Gen 9:3 Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.

Noah and his sons could eat whatever meat they wanted, even though they knew the difference between clean and unclean animals about a thousand years before Moses gave the dietary laws to the children of Israel (Gen 7:2). Then we get to Leviticus 11, and God decides to prohibit certain kinds of meat. Fast forward to Jesus, and we find that eating unclean food doesn't make one unclean at all.

Mk 7:18-19 And he said to them, “Then are you also without understanding? Do you not see that whatever goes into a person from outside cannot defile him, since it enters not his heart but his stomach, and is expelled?” (Thus he declared all foods clean.)

The Apostle Peter, however, apparently still didn't understand it was okay to eat any meat till he had a vision (Acts 10:9-16). Many in the early church were confused about the issue till the Council of Jerusalem said it was okay.

Acts 15:24 Forasmuch as we have heard, that certain which went out from us have troubled you with words, subverting your souls, saying, Ye must be circumcised, and keep the law: to whom we gave no such commandment:
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Acts 15:28 For it seemed good to the Holy Ghost, and to us, to lay upon you no greater burden than these necessary things;
Acts 15:29 That ye abstain from meats offered to idols, and from blood, and from things strangled, and from fornication: from which if ye keep yourselves, ye shall do well. Fare ye well.

I'm sure no True Christian(tm) would hold your dark past against you if you truly repent. You need to seek God wholeheartedly, and the best way to do that is to live and breathe the Bible.