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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12997

    #31
    Re: I COME from China Please help us

    Originally posted by transPERVERTandgodHATESme View Post
    Hey, I don't like zoos either. But I'm a minor and where my parents drag me, I have to go. You're talking to a sub vegetarian (I still eat fish and chicken, but that's the most I will go. Bad chicken memories!) who hates animal cruelty and testing makeup on animals. But like I said, my parents drag me to every zoo and aquarium out there, thinking it will change me.
    Maybe I expressed myself wrong. I didn't mean that I was feeling pity for the animals, I meant that they were cut off their natural environment and therefore acting in a way in which they wouldn't in their natural habitat.

    In other words, male penguins in a zoo start to copulate with each other because there are no available females to copulate with. Do you get it now?
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #32
      Re: I COME from China Please help us

      Originally posted by transPERVERTandgodHATESme View Post
      Excuse me, but I would like to point out that this gentleman is from China, a communist country. Tentacle anime, as you put it, is commonly known as hentai, a Japanese invention meant for entertainment. It's free, for one, but is known also for being pornography.

      Oh, it's free, is it?

      Looks like we got us a movie pirate here. I hope the pastors will forward this scofflaw's information to the MPAA so he can be held accountable for his actions.
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      • transPERVERTandgodHATESme
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Aug 2014
        • 47

        #33
        Re: I COME from China Please help us

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        Oh, it's free, is it?

        Looks like we got us a movie pirate here. I hope the pastors will forward this scofflaw's information to the MPAA so he can be held accountable for his actions.
        How is this piracy? You can find it on the internet, along with other japanese anime can't you? So how am I guilty of piracy when I don't watch porn--doing it should be a private and spiritual bonding between two people--and the shows I do watch are paid for by the creators of the show.

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #34
          Re: I COME from China Please help us

          Watching porn is a private and spiritual thing for you? Boy, you are some piece of work.
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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #35
            Re: I COME from China Please help us

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            Watching porn is a private and spiritual thing for you? Boy, you are some piece of work.
            Faith Machine, this child is not just some piece of work, he/she/it is actively trying to make our Lord and Redeemer throw up from pure disgust each and every day!

            Will no one think of the Sweet Baby ?

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • transPERVERTandgodHATESme
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Aug 2014
              • 47

              #36
              Re: I COME from China Please help us

              You obviously read my message wrong. "doing it" is a private and spiritual thing. not porn.

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              • Des
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2013
                • 2718

                #37
                Re: I COME from China Please help us

                Originally posted by transPERVERTandgodHATESme View Post
                How is this piracy? You can find it on the internet, along with other japanese anime can't you? So how am I guilty of piracy when I don't watch porn--doing it should be a private and spiritual bonding between two people--and the shows I do watch are paid for by the creators of the show.
                Don't even get me started on anime! God hates hentai (Exodus 22:19), can't stand hussies with unnatural hair colors (1 Peter 3:3 basically covers it), and while futanari is not mentioned in the Bible, any sexual act performed by a hermaphrodite would in fact be homosexual because no matter what the sex of their partner, they are of the same sex.

                Anime is proof positive that Asia is ungodly and blasphemous.
                Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #38
                  Re: I COME from China Please help us

                  The next time that drag queen pervert posts in this thread about queer animals or samurai swords, I'm going to cut off it's water.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • transPERVERTandgodHATESme
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Aug 2014
                    • 47

                    #39
                    Re: I COME from China Please help us

                    Hey, we're just having a conversation. That's all, good Pastor.

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                    • Des
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2013
                      • 2718

                      #40
                      Re: I COME from China Please help us

                      Originally posted by transPERVERTandgodHATESme View Post
                      Again not to offend, just a question: Have you heard of gay ANIMALS? Often some animals will go to the same sex and adopt and raise one of it's own kind. It's one of the most logical scientific reasons as to why humans are straight or gay.

                      I love fun facts! :3
                      I would like to revisit and explore this. Now I do not for one second actually believe that gay is natural, but for the sake of argument, let's pretend that it is.

                      Uranium is also natural. Arsenic is natural. Lead is natural. Hemlock is natural. Just because something is natural doesn't mean you should do it.

                      The Bible does not say "Thou shalt not line your torso with uranium, eat a bucket of arsenic, and use a lead pipe to insert hemlock rectally". But the Bible does tell us not to have sex with those of our own sex. It doesn't really matter if it is natural or not. God says it is an abomination, and an abomination it shall be.

                      Man has dominion over nature, not the other way around. God doesn't expect us to take orders from nature. God expects us to tell nature what to do.
                      Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                      • transPERVERTandgodHATESme
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Aug 2014
                        • 47

                        #41
                        Re: I COME from China Please help us

                        Pastor, I swear I'm not saying a thing! ^^^

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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708

                          #42
                          Re: I COME from China Please help us

                          Does anyone even know how to read Chinese?

                          I think they are trying to put a curse on us!


                          Praying.

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                          • Mother Of Seven
                            True Christian™ with a quiverful
                            • Jan 2014
                            • 2243

                            #43
                            Re: I COME from China Please help us

                            Is Mr Chainsandwhips a member of Falun Gong, perhaps?


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                            • transPERVERTandgodHATESme
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Aug 2014
                              • 47

                              #44
                              Re: I COME from China Please help us

                              Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                              Does anyone even know how to read Chinese?

                              I think they are trying to put a curse on us!


                              Praying.

                              I can't say I know how to read it, but Mandarin did fascinate me in middle school, so I do dabble in the spoken language.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #45
                                Re: I COME from China Please help us

                                Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                Does anyone even know how to read Chinese?

                                I think they are trying to put a curse on us!


                                Praying.

                                I know what they are saying, and I have just the remedy.

                                This is a very powerful prayer against Jap witchcraft. This prayer can shut down Jap witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!

                                Father,
                                In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

                                Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

                                In Jesus name I pray..
                                Amen
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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