[MeekServant]

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Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

[MeekServant]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum. I will Pray that Jesus opens your eyes to the false Christianity of the Methodless cult. Read THIS and repent.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

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Of course Sir. Glory to God Almighty. Thanks be to God in the name of Jesus Christ my Lord and Savior.

[MeekServant]

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I don't know who you are MeekServant but ever since you came on to our forum my cat has been projectile vomiting and doing massive diaheria all over our house. I can only assume my cat (who isn't saved since it's not human but is a great mouser!) smells the evil emanating from your posts.

I guess its time to clean your house sir.

[Thomas Helwys]

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I don't know who you are MeekServant but ever since you came on to our forum my cat has been projectile vomiting and doing massive diaheria all over our house. I can only assume my cat (who isn't saved since it's not human but is a great mouser!) smells the evil emanating from your posts.

[MeekServant]

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Timothy, guard what has been entrusted to your care. Turn away from godless chatter and the opposing ideas of what is falsely called knowledge, which some have professed and in so doing have departed from the faith.Grace be with you all. 1 Timothy 6:20-21

[MeekServant]

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To the person who posted the articles about Republicans and Democrats:

I will give you a chance to explain why you believe the articles discredit my belief that Democratic platforms are closer in line to the teaching of Jesus than those of the Republican party who I believe professes religion in words, but not deeds.

[MeekServant]

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You're just plain wrong here.

If nothing else, at least read these headlines. read the content, if you dare.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/tomwatso...ws-of-charity/


http://www.occasionalplanet.org/2013...and-europeans/

I read the articles, not just the headlines. Perhaps you should too.

[MeekServant]

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Sir, while I disagree with your infraction report, as it is untrue. I will no longer look into the eyes and souls of those to whom I am speaking.
"Reason: For gazing longingly into Mr. Pendergast's eyes"

Not only is it untrue, it is slanderous...I would like to remind you of the 9th commandment.

[MeekServant]

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Maybe you should worry less about other people's eyes and more about your salvation.



Also: do you understand the biblical concept of neighbor? Hint: it's not the person living next door to you.

Sir, while I disagree with your infraction report, as it is untrue. I will no longer look into the eyes and souls of those to whom I am speaking.
"Reason: For gazing longingly into Mr. Pendergast's eyes"

Yes I am aware of the concept of neighbor, and I love my neighbors regardless of race or religious views.

[MeekServant]

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Please re-check the spelling of Mr. Pendergast's name.

I am a meek servant of God, but He makes me bold when its needed.

[MeekServant]

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The atheist is right:

Luke 19:27. But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.

It is Basilissa who is twisting words. I suggest you read the entire passage. I will interpret for you anyway.

Jesus was talking about servants who already hated their ruler. The ruler spoke those words about slaying the wicked in response to the servant who who spoke grievances of and to his master, and failed to understand his master's generosity and kindness (of which 99% of Jesus teachings revolve). That is why the ruler took what the "wicked" had and gave it to others more worthy.

In simpler words, use what you have been given for good or lose what you have to those who are deemed worthy.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I am happy with my church. We have a male pastor too. I was just looking for opinions and insight on some questions that have been in my mind recently and I came across your church's forum. Thank you for your reply.

Welcome to God's favorite forum. I will Pray that Jesus opens your eyes to the false Christianity of the Methodless cult. Read THIS and repent.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[David O'Peele]

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So, how come are you still using language? All these words were made up by men (and women).



Honey, of course Bible was written by men! However, all these godly men (not women) were inspired by the Only True God! Praise Him!

the word god and jesus are made by men,that big rock with 10 something are made by men,and they are not words from a imaginary "god",our difference is that i accept that there is nothing superior to the human being,you people want so hard that there is something mythical on this world.

about hell

for you christians and ALMOST ALL other religions hell is a place of ETERNAL punishment,but pain be it mental or physical with time can be supported and will become boring,i want to go to hell trust me but i know it does not exist the same way heaven don't exist,cmon eternal happiness? and you never thought that would be boring too?

can you play video games for 40 years without be boring,no
can you say i love you for 80 years for the same person without be boring,no
can you stay at the side of the same imaginary person for eternity looking at his shining balls,no
and the list goes on and on

[Basilissa]

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religion "catholic,christian,wiccan,atheist" all of those words are equally useless to me

as i said i dont belive in words created by men,

So, how come are you still using language? All these words were made up by men (and women).

like the bible is made by men not some invisible man in the sky.

Honey, of course Bible was written by men! However, all these godly men (not women) were inspired by the Only True God! Praise Him!

[Jim C. Lombardo]

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i need to talk about hell and how you imagine it,tell me how you think hell is then i will see if you are worth of my time.

I imagine you there, burning permanently, because you are an absolute waste of mine.