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Originally posted by David O'Peele
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Hello fellow Christians,my name is David.
The church i do attend is the Landover Church,my favorite verse
Thessalonians 5:28 "The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you. "
I come to you tell my experience I've had in a country called Brazil, I went to this country to exchange experiences and show all what a True Christian™ is, but when I visited the first town called salvador - bahia i was shocked,all habitants with their skulls deformed similar to monkeys, desnutrition, no one even knew WHAT is a bible, much less the word of our LORD.
After that I visited the city of São Paulo - Brazil,already very traumatized, I never expected what i was going to see, its inhabitants,vast majority have at least one gay friend or family member who is gay, you could smell anal mucus from any of these people, the worst of all was when I saw some of these people do a "dance" called funk, whose movements are similar to a monkey on a angry fight.
I hope the grace of OUR LORD Jesus Christ
LORD purify my eyes,because i saw the impurities.
LORD purify my ears,because i heard the impurities.
LORD purify my nose,because i smelled the impurities.
I want to be part of this forum,perhaps i should call it a big family not a forum,i hope Jesus Christ accept me here .
The church i do attend is the Landover Church,my favorite verse
Thessalonians 5:28 "The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you. "
I come to you tell my experience I've had in a country called Brazil, I went to this country to exchange experiences and show all what a True Christian™ is, but when I visited the first town called salvador - bahia i was shocked,all habitants with their skulls deformed similar to monkeys, desnutrition, no one even knew WHAT is a bible, much less the word of our LORD.
After that I visited the city of São Paulo - Brazil,already very traumatized, I never expected what i was going to see, its inhabitants,vast majority have at least one gay friend or family member who is gay, you could smell anal mucus from any of these people, the worst of all was when I saw some of these people do a "dance" called funk, whose movements are similar to a monkey on a angry fight.
I hope the grace of OUR LORD Jesus Christ
LORD purify my eyes,because i saw the impurities.
LORD purify my ears,because i heard the impurities.
LORD purify my nose,because i smelled the impurities.
I want to be part of this forum,perhaps i should call it a big family not a forum,i hope Jesus Christ accept me here .
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
Even the links lead to bowdlerized versions - NLT, ESV and some abomination called the God's Word Translation. Satan's word, more likely!
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