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  • David O'Peele
    Unsaved trash
    • Aug 2014
    • 19

    #1

    Hello!

    Hello fellow Christians,my name is David.

    The church i do attend is the Landover Church,my favorite verse

    Thessalonians 5:28 "The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you. "

    I come to you tell my experience I've had in a country called Brazil, I went to this country to exchange experiences and show all what a True Christian™ is, but when I visited the first town called salvador - bahia i was shocked,all habitants with their skulls deformed similar to monkeys, desnutrition, no one even knew WHAT is a bible, much less the word of our LORD.

    After that I visited the city of São Paulo - Brazil,already very traumatized, I never expected what i was going to see, its inhabitants,vast majority have at least one gay friend or family member who is gay, you could smell anal mucus from any of these people, the worst of all was when I saw some of these people do a "dance" called funk, whose movements are similar to a monkey on a angry fight.

    I hope the grace of OUR LORD Jesus Christ
    LORD purify my eyes,because i saw the impurities.
    LORD purify my ears,because i heard the impurities.
    LORD purify my nose,because i smelled the impurities.

    I want to be part of this forum,perhaps i should call it a big family not a forum,i hope Jesus Christ accept me here .

    Thessalonians 5:28 "The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you. "
  • Witch Hammer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 1717

    #2
    Re: Hello!

    Originally posted by David O'Peele View Post
    Hello fellow Christians,my name is David.

    The church i do attend is the Landover Church,my favorite verse

    Thessalonians 5:28 "The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you. "

    I come to you tell my experience I've had in a country called Brazil, I went to this country to exchange experiences and show all what a True Christian™ is, but when I visited the first town called salvador - bahia i was shocked,all habitants with their skulls deformed similar to monkeys, desnutrition, no one even knew WHAT is a bible, much less the word of our LORD.

    After that I visited the city of São Paulo - Brazil,already very traumatized, I never expected what i was going to see, its inhabitants,vast majority have at least one gay friend or family member who is gay, you could smell anal mucus from any of these people, the worst of all was when I saw some of these people do a "dance" called funk, whose movements are similar to a monkey on a angry fight.

    I hope the grace of OUR LORD Jesus Christ
    LORD purify my eyes,because i saw the impurities.
    LORD purify my ears,because i heard the impurities.
    LORD purify my nose,because i smelled the impurities.

    I want to be part of this forum,perhaps i should call it a big family not a forum,i hope Jesus Christ accept me here .

    O'Peele? Did you shave your head to try and throw us off the scent, ginger? I know a mick when I smell one...

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    • VictoryOS
      True Christian™ Beauty Queen
       
      • Dec 2007
      • 5390

      #3
      Re: Hello!

      Mr O'Peele, I'd like to give you a warm welcome. However, I'm a little confused. Do you attend another church called Landover Baptist? I certainly don't recall seeing you at our church, the Real Landover Baptist.
      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
      in 2016

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      • Pim Pendergast
        PHD - Theophysicist
        Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2012
        • 3103

        #4
        Re: Hello!

        Share with us your testimony, David. How did you find Jesus?
        sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

        Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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        • David O'Peele
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          • Aug 2014
          • 19

          #5
          Re: Hello!

          Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
          O'Peele? Did you shave your head to try and throw us off the scent, ginger? I know a mick when I smell one...
          Let us not become conceited, or provoke one another, or be jealous of one another.

          Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
          Mr O'Peele, I'd like to give you a warm welcome. However, I'm a little confused. Do you attend another church called Landover Baptist? I certainly don't recall seeing you at our church, the Real Landover Baptist.
          Friend VictoryOS,i don't recall you on our church too,maybe we just don't got the opportunity to meet each other,perhaps we should start it now
          Thessalonians 5:28 "The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you. "

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: Hello!

            What was last Sunday's sermon about?

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            • David O'Peele
              Unsaved trash
              • Aug 2014
              • 19

              #7
              Re: Hello!

              Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
              Share with us your testimony, David. How did you find Jesus?
              jesus as always on my side,but my blindness never allowed me to see all his glory around me,until the day i went to brazil and i noticed that there are far more people in need of him more than me,i want to follow his path obviously not with all his glory but i will do my best,thank you for that interesting question friend Pim Pendergast.

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              What was last Sunday's sermon about?

              Friend Zechariah Smyth,on my stay on brazil i missed many sermons,but i am sure you can keep me informed all of then,thats about 2 years of missing sermons,of course if that is not much trouble for you.
              Thessalonians 5:28 "The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you. "

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #8
                Re: Hello!

                Originally posted by David O'Peele View Post
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                Why are you here? Please be honest.
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                • Thomas Helwys
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2014
                  • 126

                  #9
                  Re: Hello!

                  Let me provide a cautious welcome to our congregation of the saved. However, I find that you seem to be well spoken in the word of God. How old were you when you got your first King James Bible?

                  I'd like to point out the verse that comes to mind when a well spoken man such as yourself comes to church comes from Mathew Chapter 7 verse 15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

                  I also hope you aren't some liberal Christian either. We have one of those who is trying to join today calling herself "meek" or something like that.

                  BTW, did you remember to tithe?
                  Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."

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                  • Witch Hammer
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1717

                    #10
                    Re: Hello!

                    Trying to avoid the question, potato head? Christ sees through your subterfuge!

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                    • David O'Peele
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Aug 2014
                      • 19

                      #11
                      Re: Hello!

                      Originally posted by Thomas Helwys View Post
                      Let me provide a cautious welcome to our congregation of the saved. However, I find that you seem to be well spoken in the word of God. How old were you when you got your first King James Bible?

                      I'd like to point out the verse that comes to mind when a well spoken man such as yourself comes to church comes from Mathew Chapter 7 verse 15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

                      I also hope you aren't some liberal Christian either. We have one of those who is trying to join today calling herself "meek" or something like that.

                      BTW, did you remember to tithe?
                      my older brother read it to me when i was little dont recall the age,then the bible stayed with me since his death.

                      about the tithe ,i am not aware about the amount,can you tell me how much is the amount please,friend Thomas Helwys.

                      Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
                      Trying to avoid the question, potato head? Christ sees through your subterfuge!
                      "There is no longer Jew or Gentile,* slave or free, male and female. For you are all one in Christ Jesus. 29 And now that you belong to Christ, you are the true children* of Abraham. You are his heirs, and God’s promise to Abraham belongs to you."

                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                      Why are you here? Please be honest.
                      To be honest,you say...

                      to help others find themselves with the grace of our LORD Jesus Christ,and to show teenagers today that they are following the wrong path when watching those cartoons/anime that have hidden messages telling them to be gay and lesbians,i want to show then the path that LORD Jesus Christ led me.

                      LORD Jesus forgive me for not being honest with you before.
                      Thessalonians 5:28 "The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you. "

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #12
                        Re: Hello!

                        Originally posted by David O'Peele View Post
                        blah blah blah


                        To be honest,you say...

                        blah blah blah

                        LORD Jesus forgive me for not being honest with you before.
                        Thank you. Jesus will forgive you as a part of His Divine Plan; I forgive you because I feel that you have had an honest reassessment (plus Ephesians 4:32 etc. etc.).

                        YiC,

                        Zech
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                        • Basilissa
                          South of the Border outreach program
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 12997

                          #13
                          Re: Hello!

                          Hello, Mr. O'Peele, and welcome to the Godliest forum on the internet!



                          Now that we've established that you lied to us about being part of our church, could you please tell us what church do you attend?
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • David O'Peele
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Aug 2014
                            • 19

                            #14
                            Re: Hello!

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            Hello, Mr. O'Peele, and welcome to the Godliest forum on the internet!



                            Now that we've established that you lied to us about being part of our church, could you please tell us what church do you attend?
                            James 4:11-12

                            Stop Slandering Each Other 11 Brothers and sisters, stop slandering each other. Those who slander and judge other believers slander and judge God’s teachings. If you judge God’s teachings, you are no longer following them. Instead, you are judging them. 12 There is only one teacher and judge. He is able to save or destroy you. So who are you to judge your neighbor?



                            Friend Basilissa,i lied once on this forum,and was not for you,hope that you see there is no more lies on my heart.
                            Thessalonians 5:28 "The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you. "

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                            • Basilissa
                              South of the Border outreach program
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 12997

                              #15
                              Re: Hello!

                              Originally posted by David O'Peele View Post
                              James 4:11-12

                              Stop Slandering Each Other 11 Brothers and sisters, stop slandering each other. Those who slander and judge other believers slander and judge God’s teachings. If you judge God’s teachings, you are no longer following them. Instead, you are judging them. 12 There is only one teacher and judge. He is able to save or destroy you. So who are you to judge your neighbor?



                              Friend Basilissa,i lied once on this forum,and was not for you,hope that you see there is no more lies on my heart.
                              So... you don't go to any church. Are you an atheist or something? Don't panic - you might not be doomed for eternal damnation yet. There is still time to repent and accept inside you.

                              I will pray for you, dear.
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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