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[XspazzboX]

Hi everyone I'm Kazzo. I don't go to church right now, but I was baptized at the St.Andrews church. I haven't really read the bible so I don't have a favorite bible verse. I came here because I was concerned that my churchless lifestyle will make me go to hell.

[VictoryOS]

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You've come to the right place, Miss Kazoo. Your heathen lifestyle will indeed send you straight to Hell if you don't change your ways. But you're concerned and that's a good start.

Do you have a KJV copy of the Bible that you can read? Is your Husband/Father also soulless and Hellbound?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Hi everyone I'm Kazzo. I don't go to church right now, but I was baptized at the St.Andrews church. I haven't really read the bible so I don't have a favorite bible verse. I came here because I was concerned that my churchless lifestyle will make me go to hell.

Hello XkazzX,


I am so glad you have gotten concerned for your soul. St. Andrews sounds like a Catholic church, is it? I'm sure the Catholics are not heading to heaven, ring kissing papists they are!

Here's a link to help you...http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/. Start at the beginning, and don't stop till you read the last verse of Revelations. And take note of all the Lord's commandments, especially the ones in the Old Testament. Even if they seem highly offensive to your modern sensitivities, it's the way the Lord wants it. And you got to obey every command to get to Heaven. Also, don't read any other "Bible". The KJV Bible is the only true Bible and all other versions are perverted, modified, watered down versions. Revelations 22:19 tells this very clearly. "And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."

You are embarking on a challenging, but very fulfilling journey in your faith. If you have any questions, I will do my best to answer and if I can't I'm sure the others here will happily help. You are headed to Heaven, a place of joy and love as seen in Matthew 13:44, "Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto treasure hid in a field; the which when a man hath found, he hideth, and for joy thereof goeth and selleth all that he hath, and buyeth that field." The alternative, Hell, is terrifying, torturous, and well, we forever away from our kind loving Creator! See Revelations 14:11, "
And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name."

Yours in our dear Lord and Savior,
Elizabeth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hi everyone I'm Kazzo. I don't go to church right now, but I was baptized at the St.Andrews church. I haven't really read the bible so I don't have a favorite bible verse. I came here because I was concerned that my churchless lifestyle will make me go to hell.

That was not much of an introduction. Please tell us you real name, you age, gender and location. If you're a Mary-worshiping Catholic please understand that this is a Christian forum, not a papist one.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[XspazzboX]

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That was not much of an introduction. Please tell us you real name, you age, gender and location. If you're a Mary-worshiping Catholic please understand that this is a Christian forum, not a papist one.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

My name is Sage Cohen I'm 20 and I live in Canada. St. Andrews church is not catholic just to let you know.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My name is Sage Cohen I'm 20 and I live in Canada. St. Andrews church is not catholic just to let you know.

So you're a Presbyterian? False Christians, the lot. I'm guessing you're a queer to boot, am I right?

Please tell us about yourself and your walk with Christ.

[XspazzboX]

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So you're a Presbyterian? False Christians, the lot. I'm guessing you're a queer to boot, am I right?

Please tell us about yourself and your walk with Christ.

No St. Andrews church is an Anglican Church. Why do you think I'm queer? I never mentioned anything related to homosexuality.

My walk with Christ started when I was baptized. I never really went to church because my dad is an atheist and my mom is pagan. I started to believe in the power of Christ when I heard some christian music.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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My name is Sage Cohen I'm 20 and I live in Canada. St. Andrews church is not catholic just to let you know.

Oh, Sage, what a pity.
Is there any chance of moving from that godless country to the United States? Since your country accepted homo marriage, it's been a ticking time bomb for the whole country to just fall into the ocean one of these days.

At least here in the USA, we have some wonderful places where Jesus is Lord and Christ is King. Prayers will be uttered for your Salvation(R) tonight.

Sage seems a strange name for a heterosexual.

In Christ,
NRL

[VictoryOS]

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No St. Andrews church is an Anglican Church. Why do you think I'm queer? I never mentioned anything related to homosexuality.

My walk with Christ started when I was baptized. I never really went to church because my dad is an atheist and my mom is pagan. I started to believe in the power of Christ when I heard some christian music.

Christian music? Oh, how wonderful! It fills my heart with joy to hear of the young people coming to Christ through popular music. Could you share with us the musical group that brought you closer to the Lord?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No St. Andrews church is an Anglican Church. Why do you think I'm queer? I never mentioned anything related to homosexuality.

I notice you haven't denied being a homer.

Anglicans are not Christian, by the way. They are nothing but jumped up papists.

I am Praying hard for Jesus to turn you around.

[XspazzboX]

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Sage seems a strange name for a heterosexual.

In Christ,
NRL

I didn't choose my name. My parents did. I had no idea that my name made me seem queer! Any suggestions for a more heterosexual sounding name?

Christian music? Oh, how wonderful! It fills my heart with joy to hear of the young people coming to Christ through popular music. Could you share with us the musical group that brought you closer to the Lord?

Sonseed. Their song "Jesus is a friend of Mine" really spoke to me. Before I heard that wonderful song I thought that I had no friends. Now I know that Jesus is my friend.

[Des]

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Sonseed. Their song "Jesus is a friend of Mine" really spoke to me. Before I heard that wonderful song I thought that I had no friends. Now I know that Jesus is my friend.

Sonseed? Aren't they the Papist band out of Godless New York whose song was featured on that gay-enabling, premarital sex promoting, leftist lieberal feminist positive show Glee? What else do you do, stick a fork into baby Jesus' tender white backside and make Him cry while you abort babies and chant praises to Satan?

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Sage,

Not to worry. Pastor Ezekiel is praying for you. If Pastor prays for you, you have no choice but to accept the fact that God is going to answer. Yes, they are that tight.

You may not be aware that our pastor has a special suite in his home in case Jesus wants to stop by.

Perhaps we could begin calling you "Gus," or some other more masculine title. I wouldn't be surprised, however, if the Lord Himself sends you a name through the prayers of our pastor.

This is a forum based on the belief that JESUS is LORD and when True Christians(TM) pray, they WILL be answered. Hallelujah! Until you leave the godless lifestyle you've become used to, God won't hear your prayers yet - except the one where you cry out to Him for forgiveness of the black, vile sins you've committed.

Lovingly
NRL

[XspazzboX]

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Sonseed? Aren't they the Papist band out of Godless New York whose song was featured on that gay-enabling, premarital sex promoting, leftist lieberal feminist positive show Glee? What else do you do, stick a fork into baby Jesus' tender white backside and make Him cry while you abort babies and chant praises to Satan?

I do not watch tv, so I am not influenced by glee. I discovered Sonseed when I was on youtube.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Hello and welcome, whatever your real name is - I find it confusing when people on the internets use a name which is not their own. Lovely to meet you. Do you prefer to be called Sage or kazoo?

My walk with Christ started when I was baptized. I never really went to church because my dad is an atheist and my mom is pagan. I started to believe in the power of Christ when I heard some christian music.

If your father is an atheist and your mother is some sort of wicker-worshiper, how come you were baptized at all? Did they just do it for the party? Such hypocrisy! The CofE (English Anglicans) will accept pretty much anyone these days, probably even people called Cohen, but I didn't know this sort of liberalism had spread to Canada.

Luke 15:7 I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.

Good luck in your search for salvation.

Yours in Faith,
Joanna